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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
my friend is resting her hairless sexy legs on me and her foot is touching me and she's slowly moving closer am I being kino'd? Please respond quickly

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
in b4 someone says cucked

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
help how do I respond help HELP THIS MIGHT NIE LAST MICh lLONHER

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
call the police it is a sexual crime

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


whats kinod

Zochness
May 13, 2009

I AM James Bond.
Pillbug

If you have to ask you're clearly getting kino'd

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
I did nothing and she got up and left thanks for everything you assholes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

http://www.kino.de/

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


theres too many abbreviations today why cant people just use words

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Call the police quick OP, this is VERY problematic without consent.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Oil Can Boyd posted:

theres too many abbreviations today why cant people just use words

bcuz attn spns r only 140 chars lng #getwiththetimes #old #offmyinternet

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im only 26 :(

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Oil Can Boyd posted:

theres too many abbreviations today why cant people just use words

did you hear that I'm not ok with you anymore?

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Now jack off and cry about what could have been if you weren't such a loser.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
if a hb kino's you the best neg to use is a reverse kick-flip to poz followed by a fakie mctwist neg

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


I'm 32, I'm like some kind of mountain man like in those bad Dr Pepper Ten commercials

and gay

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

did you hear that I'm not ok with you anymore?

aw man dang no i never heard that whatd i do bro

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

you are now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK355IQmm7I

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


dude i need to know why you dont like me any more it matters so much why my buddy on the internet doesnt like me please, please man

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
quick OP call her and tell her that you're sorry you didn't make a move when she was rutting her legs on you. Apologize pleadingly with lots of self deprecation.


Should work.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
whats kino'd

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Throwdini posted:

whats kino'd

killed in new orleans?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
kino is some famous woman who does yoga. we might go to one of her retreats next year

RWT3
Jul 10, 2014

by Lowtax
Short answer: yes. Send her a postcard with a hand-drawn dick pic on it.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Oil Can Boyd posted:

dude i need to know why you dont like me any more it matters so much why my buddy on the internet doesnt like me please, please man

let's just say you aren't the same person any more and leave it that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


its because i shaved isnt it, or is it because i had a fight with nite crew and dont post about anime any more

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
it's because your name and avatar are different

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

you're just being pre-friendzoned

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh well my name is gonna change again soon i think and im sorry you dislike it lowtax gave me the name soon its gonna be Iggy Koopa to go with my avatar

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
OP ...

Obviously you didn't grokk frottage enough for her tastes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
don your best neon purple fuzzy hat and deploy level three looming techniques, op

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
also make sure your Neg resist is at least at 60% or your out of the loving guild

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Oil Can Boyd posted:

oh well my name is gonna change again soon i think and im sorry you dislike it lowtax gave me the name soon its gonna be Iggy Koopa to go with my avatar
gotta wait til dad gets home so you can use his credit card again.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Oil Can Boyd posted:

oh well my name is gonna change again soon i think and im sorry you dislike it lowtax gave me the name soon its gonna be Iggy Koopa to go with my avatar

hmm. I'll think about being cool w/ you again maybe

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

yeah i dunno either

is it a card game?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!
isn't kino that poor people betting game in dive bars with the cards and numbers on tv or some poo poo? IDK never was poor enough to get into that.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
thats keno

kino is where you improve your gently caress THAC0 by touching a lady or somethin

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

yeah i dunno either

is it a card game?

it's where you touch someone subtley to indicate you wanna rug

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
jiggle her rear end a little OP

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

it's where you touch someone subtley to indicate you wanna rug

oh ok thnk u

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