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I just saw this and it rules
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:40 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:44 |
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im the spunky little asian ss agent
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:41 |
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what if he had a gun in that horsemouth?
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:41 |
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im not a big guy (down below, LOL) but I make up for it with sweet kung fu poo poo and a low center of gravity
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:42 |
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All of the secret service are thinking "Do I need to pull out my gun?".
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:42 |
That little asian secret service agent doesn't like the horse man.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:43 |
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that agent in the back looks like john oliver fused with stephen colbert
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:44 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:All of the secret service are thinking "Do I need to pull out my gun?". "Why would he hide his face?"
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:44 |
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Ss gonna start carrying horse tranquilizers from now on
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:44 |
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One wrong move and that horse is glue
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:44 |
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im literally shaking hands with the president
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:44 |
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horse faces really really look like penises.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:45 |
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Lol at the SS agent suspiciously glaring at the horseman, whilst literally pulling the prez away by his shirt.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:49 |
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They're all so scared, holy lol
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:50 |
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EllisD posted:They're all so scared, holy lol Obama's life is flashing before his eyes here. He's thinking this might just be the end.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:52 |
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what if that's vilepilot
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:52 |
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Is that in Austin? Fuckin' road closures made getting to work a pain in the rear end.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:55 |
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Wicker Man posted:Is that in Austin? Fuckin' road closures made getting to work a pain in the rear end. I'm very hopefuly & proud that its austin yes. Wearing the horse mask is common here
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 23:56 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:I'm very hopefuly & proud that its austin yes. Wearing the horse mask is common here do you have eyes wide shut horse mask orgies
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:02 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:04 |
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Ive never seen a dorkier, or perhaps deadlier bunch of body guards before jesus Each of them must have their own stories. the small dude was a child soldier in vietnam, he has excellent martial arts skills and covers all ground attacks. Retard Strength Colbert or whatever in the background covers any high attacks and looks means, and then bald jew man ex-Mossad is watching the presidents back (ie spying on him for Israel) and eye-schlepping any possible schmuck horses, it is the fuckin dream team Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jul 11, 2014 |
# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:05 |
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:that agent in the back looks like john oliver fused with stephen colbert I saw that too & it hosed me up
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:08 |
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nice watch, no sarc
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:10 |
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He's ok I guess.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:14 |
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there are pretty good reasons and precedent for the secret service to be suspicious of people wearing weird accoutrements around the presidentAssassination of President William McKinley posted:As the reception continued, the organist played works by Johann Sebastian Bach. The procession of citizens shaking hands with their Chief Executive was interrupted when 12-year-old Myrtle Ledger of Spring Brook, New York, who was accompanied by her mother, asked McKinley for the red carnation he always wore on his lapel. The President gave it to her, then resumed work without his trademark good-luck piece. The Secret Service men looked suspiciously on a tall, swarthy man who appeared restless as he walked towards the President, but breathed a sigh of relief when he shook hands with McKinley without incident and began to move towards the exit. The usual rule that those who approached the President must do so with their hands open and empty was not being enforced, perhaps due to the heat of the day, as several people were using handkerchiefs to wipe their brows; the man who followed the swarthy individual had his right hand wrapped in one, as if injured. Seeing this, McKinley reached for his left hand instead. As the two men's hands touched at 4:07 pm, Czolgosz shot McKinley twice in the abdomen with a .32 Iver Johnson revolver concealed under the handkerchief
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:19 |
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that looks exactly like my watch, and my horse
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:21 |
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I don't think the little dude is a bodyguard
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:21 |
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Cucking Mama posted:I don't think the little dude is a bodyguard fine, he's a shinguard
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:24 |
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Cucking Mama posted:I don't think the little dude is a bodyguard uh, well he is. racist. and the biggest priority for ss agents is loyalty and a willingness to get shot basically, and being a good shot, not swoleness Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jul 11, 2014 |
# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:24 |
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Frostwerks posted:fine, he's a shinguard get it? because hes a chinese
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:26 |
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Frostwerks posted:get it? because hes a chinese also his diminutive stature
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:27 |
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look at his hands, he is ready to grab that dude.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:27 |
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Frostwerks posted:also his diminutive stature he's not tall enough to guard the body.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:27 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:I'm very hopefuly & proud that its austin yes. Wearing the horse mask is common here it's colorado, a much less bad state
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:30 |
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Stoic Commie posted:it's colorado, a much less bad state That's fine but disappointing
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:33 |
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Stoic Commie posted:it's colorado, a much less bad state Ahh makes sense now. Pot makes everything make sense
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:37 |
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They're not pulling Obams away. He's feigning fear. Also, some Coloradans offered the Pres a hit of their joint, but he declined.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:43 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Ss gonna start carrying horse tranquilizers from now on Dear sid, guess what.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:44 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:45 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:44 |
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is that a horse mask? XD
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 00:46 |