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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot


I just saw this and it rules

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
im the spunky little asian ss agent

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
what if he had a gun in that horsemouth?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
im not a big guy (down below, LOL) but I make up for it with sweet kung fu poo poo and a low center of gravity

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


All of the secret service are thinking "Do I need to pull out my gun?".

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That little asian secret service agent doesn't like the horse man.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

that agent in the back looks like john oliver fused with stephen colbert

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Matoi Ryuko posted:

All of the secret service are thinking "Do I need to pull out my gun?".

"Why would he hide his face?"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Ss gonna start carrying horse tranquilizers from now on

Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~
One wrong move and that horse is glue

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

im literally shaking hands with the president

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

horse faces really really look like penises.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol at the SS agent suspiciously glaring at the horseman, whilst literally pulling the prez away by his shirt.

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
They're all so scared, holy lol

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


EllisD posted:

They're all so scared, holy lol

Obama's life is flashing before his eyes here. He's thinking this might just be the end.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
what if that's vilepilot :ohdear:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Is that in Austin? Fuckin' road closures made getting to work a pain in the rear end.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:

Is that in Austin? Fuckin' road closures made getting to work a pain in the rear end.

I'm very hopefuly & proud that its austin yes. Wearing the horse mask is common here

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

gently caress the ROW posted:

I'm very hopefuly & proud that its austin yes. Wearing the horse mask is common here

do you have eyes wide shut horse mask orgies

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Ive never seen a dorkier, or perhaps deadlier bunch of body guards before jesus

Each of them must have their own stories. the small dude was a child soldier in vietnam, he has excellent martial arts skills and covers all ground attacks. Retard Strength Colbert or whatever in the background covers any high attacks and looks means, and then bald jew man ex-Mossad is watching the presidents back (ie spying on him for Israel) and eye-schlepping any possible schmuck horses, it is the fuckin dream team

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jul 11, 2014

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

that agent in the back looks like john oliver fused with stephen colbert

I saw that too & it hosed me up

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

nice watch, no sarc

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
He's ok I guess.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
there are pretty good reasons and precedent for the secret service to be suspicious of people wearing weird accoutrements around the president

Assassination of President William McKinley posted:

As the reception continued, the organist played works by Johann Sebastian Bach. The procession of citizens shaking hands with their Chief Executive was interrupted when 12-year-old Myrtle Ledger of Spring Brook, New York, who was accompanied by her mother, asked McKinley for the red carnation he always wore on his lapel. The President gave it to her, then resumed work without his trademark good-luck piece. The Secret Service men looked suspiciously on a tall, swarthy man who appeared restless as he walked towards the President, but breathed a sigh of relief when he shook hands with McKinley without incident and began to move towards the exit. The usual rule that those who approached the President must do so with their hands open and empty was not being enforced, perhaps due to the heat of the day, as several people were using handkerchiefs to wipe their brows; the man who followed the swarthy individual had his right hand wrapped in one, as if injured. Seeing this, McKinley reached for his left hand instead. As the two men's hands touched at 4:07 pm, Czolgosz shot McKinley twice in the abdomen with a .32 Iver Johnson revolver concealed under the handkerchief

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
that looks exactly like my watch, and my horse

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I don't think the little dude is a bodyguard

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama posted:

I don't think the little dude is a bodyguard

fine, he's a shinguard

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Cucking Mama posted:

I don't think the little dude is a bodyguard

uh, well he is. racist.



and the biggest priority for ss agents is loyalty and a willingness to get shot basically, and being a good shot, not swoleness

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jul 11, 2014

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

fine, he's a shinguard

get it? because hes a chinese

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

get it? because hes a chinese

also his diminutive stature

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
look at his hands, he is ready to grab that dude.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

also his diminutive stature

he's not tall enough to guard the body.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

gently caress the ROW posted:

I'm very hopefuly & proud that its austin yes. Wearing the horse mask is common here

it's colorado, a much less bad state

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Stoic Commie posted:

it's colorado, a much less bad state

That's fine but disappointing

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Stoic Commie posted:

it's colorado, a much less bad state

Ahh makes sense now.
Pot makes everything make sense

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
They're not pulling Obams away. He's feigning fear.

Also, some Coloradans offered the Pres a hit of their joint, but he declined.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

CharlestonJew posted:

Ss gonna start carrying horse tranquilizers from now on

Dear sid, guess what.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
lol

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Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
is that a horse mask? XD

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