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An Enormous Boner

i like to make myself cum.

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Matoi Ryuko


Do you do anything else?

roboshit

I beat off until I can't see straight

toxicitysquared

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

roboshit posted:

I smoke meth until I can't see straight

fixed that for ya

SirEvelynTremble

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

jigglemaster7 posted:

beat you off for ya

Explosive Tampons

Your days are gone!!!
Beat it chump.

sausage paddy
its great to beat off and cum

poverty goat



anyone want to hang out together and beat off? no gay stuff

Al Borland

by XyloJW
ever have a heart attack from it?

Dr Cheeto
Guys, is a Double Dutch Rudder gay? it's not like you're touching each other's dicks or anything. I'm asking for a friend, you see.

poopzilla

just beat it

Cucking Mama

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
arm in a sling and it's really hard to beat off with the hand I got left

Dr Cheeto

Cucking Mama posted:

arm in a sling and it's really hard to beat off with the hand I got left

See this is exactly what the Dutch Rudder was designed for, man. Let a bro help you out.

VendaGoat

An Enormous Boner posted:

i like to make myself cum.

clone on the phone

same

Cymbal Monkey

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

An Enormous Boner posted:

i like to make myself cum.

same

Cabrini-Green Tea

wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
left hand surfing

Hollismason


Get ready for Price Time, Bitch



Lets all beat off together then post about it. I'll start. Just gonna open up these videos of your mom.

An Enormous Boner

i love to jack my loving dick head off until cum shoots out of the top of it.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Cucking Mama posted:

arm in a sling and it's really hard to beat off with the hand I got left

Try your feet. Hth

An Enormous Boner

i love spraying.

Stairmaster

:agreed:

An Enormous Boner

i want to jack off tonight.

Ocean Book

:yum: - hi

An Enormous Boner posted:

i love to jack my loving dick head off until cum shoots out of the top of it.

haha yeah

Moridin920

by FactsAreUseless
it's pretty great

Yivgev

i brought my +1 ak-47

im going to grind my unbearably erect weenor against a belt sander

Big Beef City

I won't deny it anymore.

Masturbation feels good!!!

Topographic Nap

jigglemaster7 posted:

fixed that for ya

lol, did you guys ever set up a blanket between you so you could have some privacy in the living room/kitchen/bedroom?

Pissed Ape Sexist

REAL TALK: Does anybody ever get boners that the only way to get them to go away is to kinda smoosh them downwards firmly? I think I have a faulty dong valve or something. Doesn't seem like that would work, but it do. :END OF REAL TALK

MOOBS!

HoboZero posted:

REAL TALK: Does anybody ever get boners that the only way to get them to go away is to kinda smoosh them downwards firmly? I think I have a faulty dong valve or something. Doesn't seem like that would work, but it do. :END OF REAL TALK

if ya get a boner you play with it you dont smoosh it ya dummmy

SirEvelynTremble

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

MOOBS! posted:

if ya get a boner you play with it you dont smoosh it ya dummmy

i had a boner til your av turned up

chajusong
love to beat

MOOBS!

SirEvelynTremble posted:

i had a boner til your av turned up

did you at least get some quality time with the little guy?

a misanthrope

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Yes, I also like to manipulate my human reproductive organs. Would anyone care to meet me for a JO session/biotelemetry implant?

No gay stuff.





a.lo

it's good to wake up in the morning

SLICK GOKU BABY

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


HoboZero posted:

REAL TALK: Does anybody ever get boners that the only way to get them to go away is to kinda smoosh them downwards firmly? I think I have a faulty dong valve or something. Doesn't seem like that would work, but it do. :END OF REAL TALK

You just gotta hide the boner by tucking it up into your belt man.

Pissed Ape Sexist

MOOBS! posted:

if ya get a boner you play with it you dont smoosh it ya dummmy

Boners are loving disobedient. I don't have time for that poo poo every single time. I just want some advance notice or an appointment reminder. My dick should be more courteous to me than my loving dentist office at the very least.

velvet milkman

by R. Guyovich

HoboZero posted:

Boners are loving disobedient. I don't have time for that poo poo every single time. I just want some advance notice or an appointment reminder. My dick should be more courteous to me than my loving dentist office at the very least.

flaunt the bone my frend.

Haptical Sales Slut

Age 18 to 49

HoboZero posted:

Boners are loving disobedient. I don't have time for that poo poo every single time. I just want some advance notice or an appointment reminder. My dick should be more courteous to me than my loving dentist office at the very least.

There is a remote controlled birth control system in the works at the bill /Melinda gates foundation, perhaps once they work the kinks out they can apply it to scheduling boners via Microsoft Windows Phone 8.1 cortana digital scheduling masturbation secretary

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Stendhal Stockholm
That game was really overrated.

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