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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
They are coming to pick me up right now, im freaking out i feel liek throwing up. I dont want to do this anymore

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
pics or it didn't happen

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

FM
MF

is better

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
save the puke for the 4 way

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
take one for the team

in your butt

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
do some meth to chill

Someguy
Jul 15, 2001

by Lowtax
thingsthatdonthappentogoons.jpg

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Lol. It's actually going to be 3 dudes raping you and stealing your money. Enjoy

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
congrats dude. you never forget your first blowj

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
just do some meth and power through it

by "it" I mean the other guy's butt

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
lol pics or it didnt happen

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



fuckin with other people around is actually awkward

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
some times when i get like super nervous my penis shrinks down* and tries to crawl inside like when its cold out like an enfants. this would make a foursome difficult, very difficult, and it is why i have never tried one before

Please go for me op. go not with a cold baby dick but with a man's and plunge it deep into everyone's hoels


*i think its some sort of evolutionary advancement so my cock wont get chopped off in a fight OR so that i will not impregnate more than 1 woman at any given time

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Yeah op, MMFF means you're getting hosed while loving a chick who is eating out another chick. Rip

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Yeah op, MMFF means you're getting hosed while loving a chick who is eating out another chick. Rip

gently caress

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

jigglemaster7 posted:

gently caress

ill tell them i got diarrhea i cant do this

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

have fun

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

jigglemaster7 posted:

ill tell them i got diarrhea i cant do this

they might pay extra for this, watch out

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
You're going to let a dude gently caress you in the butt and then let 2 girls peg you in the butt? You are a trooper OP a real anal gladiator. Don't prolapse!

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
sex parties are fun and you should just take drugs/get drunk and enjoy yourself

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008
If you ever touch another man ur gay

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
It's just a little orgy, man, don't worry.
*rubs OP's thigh*

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
I saw a interview with some porn people once, OP, and the guy with the biggest dick always goes in first during a DP - he's known as "the anchor" in the trade. Just a little tip there for when you're rubbing dicks and smashing ballbags together.

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009
do it, and also post the story about roboshit being kicked out of the trailer park.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



you ever see those porns where a chick is sucking two cocks and she rubs the helmets together? that's so fuckin gay, i wouldn't put up with that poo poo.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

sausage paddy posted:

do it, and also post the story about roboshit being kicked out of the trailer park.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
yeah op you want MFF or MFMF or something.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
it's no big deal relax and have fun

don't forget to send thank you notes afterward. emily post was very adamant about post-fuckfest etiquette

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

sausage paddy posted:

do it, and also post the story about roboshit being kicked out of the trailer park.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Medium Cool posted:

save the puke for the 4 way

dont forget to take some meth.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

jigglemaster7 posted:

ill tell them i got diarrhea i cant do this

What if you're the first M?

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
are they all chubby

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

yeah op you want MFF or MFMF or something.

MMF is a much better time than MFF. As my gay son I felt like you should have known that.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Guancho posted:

are they all chubby

what do you think

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pos each of their neg holes, in turn.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress another girl and get turned on by another dude pounding yours its cool and awesome

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
OP, you better man up or you'll regret missing this one chance you had to have sex.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Protip: if there's not a winner at the end of your MMFF 4some you are doing it wrong.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

mookface posted:

gently caress another girl and get turned on by another dude pounding yours its cool and awesome

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
take a shot

have fun

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