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a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
i'have chosen not to have sex

i'am a rock

i'am an i'island

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Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
op gay
forum poster kombotron easily claims the first post

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

devin2 posted:

i'have chosen not to have sex

i'am a rock

i'am an i'island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDtSf9pseOw

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I'm a sexual, too.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
other people chose op to not have sex too

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Al Cowens posted:

I'm a sexual, too.

solidarity, genderless sibling!!!

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
You're disgusting asexual lifestyle is a choice and has nothing to do with how the good lord made you to be a full-time rapist. Enjoy hell, pervert.

Schnugaf
Mar 23, 2011

The Great Derposaurus
House cured asexuality,
you may have Lupus.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I too, am a sexual

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I like cake and the color grey or whatever the gently caress

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
i'll beat ur rear end if I ever see u, OP. NOBODY parodies my threads.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i discovered i was asexual when my knees gave out at 24

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
a sexual what?

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

The Feldman Felcher posted:

You're disgusting asexual lifestyle is a choice and has nothing to do with how the good lord made you to be a full-time rapist. Enjoy hell, pervert.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
can u sing devin? how much do u love urself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqxOq-VmhHA

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Who is your favorite pony?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I encountered a guy at work named Bevin. Fuckin Bevin are you serious?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
im a sexual too!! haha haa but seriously im lonely somone please call me

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Your asexual OP? Go gently caress yourself then

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Tiler Kiwi posted:

im a sexual too!! haha haa but seriously im lonely somone please call me

same but unironically unfacetiously

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
is asexual not having sex because you cant get any or not having sex because you dont want to

edit: confused virginity with asexuality

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I discovered that I was asexual when I came to the realization that nobody would ever want to sleep with me.

Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008
i'm asexual. anime sexual

joke_explainer
Dec 28, 2011


I'm asexual... a sexual dynamo, that is.

FADEtoBLACK
Jan 26, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrDG4sPul8w

TheNBucket
Oct 29, 2012
take the vows of celibacy, and become a catholic priest. It'll make it less awkward, until you eventually change your mind and create the next vatican scandal.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Good for you, OP. There's a lot more to life than rhythmically grinding your disgusting sloppy genitals against someone else's. There's art, sport, mathematics, enjoying a huge pulsating sunset slipping beneath the horizon as the deep quivering ocean pounds the shore at your celebate feet.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
HAHAHA IM ASEXUAL!!! IM ASEXUAL AND ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH ITLOLOL

ASEXUAL DEAL WITH IT

I HAVE ASPERGERS

I FARTED

code:
NIGGERS
rear end poo poo

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

devin2 posted:

i'have chosen not to have sex

i'am a rock

i'am an i'island

The Rock is sexual. He's possibly the most sexual person there is.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
You're in a good lot of people who didn't score.

Like Isaac Newton and Queen Elizabeth the 1st.

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
You can't be asexual. You just masturbated.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
im ga y

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
i'm more human than human

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

honestly, the op haveing not sex is better than the op having sex and maybe setting his children into the world

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA
u.r gaysexual

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i am a sexual

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I'll gently caress you sexual again

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
i am santa pissing on his own balls

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Silver Vision
Aug 24, 2013
what do asexuals do when they jack it, like think about space or something?

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