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Kleen_TheRowdyDog
Feb 17, 2014


i know what goons are gonna do before they do it.


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indigi
Jul 20, 2004


yeah I bet they rooted for the mutants in X-Men too

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


thefucksat

indigi
Jul 20, 2004


Defense of the Planet of the Ancients

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


i clapped when they killed that gorilla in the first movie

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FORGIVE THINE ENEMIES

BUT KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS


To the OP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp54jnjrip4

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



Ladychat thread already went pro-ape days ago.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.

Im gonna root for the straight to video sequel starring michael clarke duncan as the ape because this series is poo poo lmao

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


There aren't even any black people in that movie what the gently caress are you talking about.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

Rollout. Rollout! ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT!

I root against the monkeys in every movie from Tarzan to Jumanji.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011

Our thoughts are becoming reality?

I'm a superstar... I'm a superstar...


indigi posted:

yeah I bet they rooted for the mutants in X-Men too

those f*ckers

Daedra
Mar 13, 2002

Titans and Vols, bitch.


Dubious posted:

Im gonna root for the straight to video sequel starring michael clarke duncan as the ape because this series is poo poo lmao

he dead

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



everyones been pro-ape since the '68 original

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FORGIVE THINE ENEMIES

BUT KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS


OK it's not whether goons are gonna be pro-ape in DOTPOTA, it's which factions we group into.
So here are some suggestions :

Orangutans : ginger redheaded goons



Gorillas : security guards mods



Baboons : u r gay trolls


Chimps : angry trolls D&D


Macaco : cute anime goons


Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009



They're apes not monkeys op. No wonder they are trying to kill us all.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


humans are apes so that doesn't make any fuckin sense. it's already the planet of the apes you stupid motherfuckers.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005



Modern Day Hercules posted:

humans are apes so that doesn't make any fuckin sense. it's already the planet of the apes you stupid motherfuckers.

look at this evolutionist moran

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012




Gorillas are actually pretty chill/docile.

McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

General Thade did nothing wrong

indigi
Jul 20, 2004


your mother is pro gape, owned

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

Stole? Made up? What's the Difference?

indigi posted:

your mother is pro gape, owned

i like grapes too

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


You know that the apes take over thats why its called the planet of the apes so what's the sense of any of this? The original had a pretty surprising plot twist if it hadn't been spoiled and everything since that point in this universe has been totally unnecessary

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

Whats a dotpota?

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Dawn of the planet of the apes which is an awful title

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008


Indeed.

That a long name for a mediocre movie.

Will there be lemurs? Theyre cute.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


No only apes lesser prosimians do not get to take the planet

Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.


I just saw it and thought both sides kinda sucked. Caesar was the only one who wasn't retarded and so he really should've known Koba was gonna pull some fuckshit. but I guess then everyone would've gotten along and there would have been no story

pretty decent flick anyway

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


I saw some youtube ad where an obvious CGI ape walks up to some militant homeless people and shoots them with one of their own guns. I definitely consider it a "Summer Must-Miss Blockbuster"

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent


Unlike these Negative Nancies I am actually excited to go see it!

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McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

I hope these prequels eventually explain the General Thade Memorial and the Washington DC Ape police, bringing Marc Wahlberg back to the franchise.

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