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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:


Also Roman Reigns takes on Rusev.


Takes him on what?

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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

You guys joking, or have you honestly never heard the saying "x takes on y"?

Joke option, a romantic candle lit dinner.

Mine was a set up for that candle lit dinner joke.

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That's not true! :mad:

Stephen Harper doesn't have any style OR substance!

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Xerzes posted:

Rusev losing now would probably be about the end of his barely-existant heat. Reigns losing would be completely unacceptable barring shenanigans. So, what?

Long staredown, something, something, Heath Slater gets Speared.

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Roman Reigns is a very important businessman.

"You're selling your stock to me."

"I have no intention of-"

:stare: "You are selling your stock to me."

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:



How does it feel to be wrong?

I see cats and a robot. What's your point?

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Chinston Wurchill posted:

"I assess and I attack" is a bad catchphrase.

Dean's drunken hobo rambling is much more memorable, but hard to fit on a T-shirt.

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

No wait, put this on a t-shirt somehow.



Two words: Holo gram!

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Do they have any idea what they're doing with the Divas division?

Roman Reigns decides he's far too pretty to compete in the men's division and sets his sights elsewhere.

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TEGGS posted:

Just make one with Murloc sounds and Dean's face.

Okay, but which face? He makes a lot of them.

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nooneofconsequence posted:

What happens when Randy becomes a legend himself?

"I have become what I hate. Seth, I need you to curb stomp me."

"Yeah, okay, whatever."

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Jerusalem posted:

What dance was he doing, JBL?

Triple Axle.

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Heath's in denial :smith:

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I wonder what Wade Barrett's doing right now.

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I wish Heath was wrestling again. Why isn't Heath wrestling again? I wish it was Heath vs. Reigns in the main event. I have no idea how that would end.

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Pariah Rex posted:

Somehow it would end with Barrett getting injured.

Wade throws his remote at the TV in disgust. It bounces, hits him in face and breaks his nose so severely it's rendered straight and non bumpy.

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Not pictured on Smackdown tonight: Seth trying to get out of his car, but Dean's beating on it with a crowbar, only taking a break to whizz on the tires.

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I... I see.

I have to go now.

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Who knew one man could drink so much scotch?

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This ended with Heath demolishing Roman while Seth and Dean looked on in shock, right? Am I remembering that correctly?

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Let me know if his music ever includes "My name is Chris and I'm here to say, I like to rock in the rockinest way."

Special guest rap verse by Lance Storm.

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Jerusalem posted:

They make him wear Brodus' old costume, and don't allow him to get it fitted.

:stare: That is definitely not PG.

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I miss Cody; where did he go?

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I can't believe he doesn't have a transitional move called the Ro Sham Bo.

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