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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Time for Rusev to crush another minority.

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May 9, 2006

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Writer Cath posted:

Stephen Harper doesn't have any style



How does it feel to be wrong?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Roman Reigns is a very important businessman.

Edit: and that gif is perfect because Bosh is the best of all of them.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Roman Reigns is so cool :allears:

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Writer Cath posted:

Dean's drunken hobo rambling is much more memorable, but hard to fit on a T-shirt.

I can't wait for Dean Ambrose's "Stupid Camel Mask".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
No wait, put this on a t-shirt somehow.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Luigi Thirty posted:

Okay wait, so AJ beat Paige for the title, then AJ and Paige were best friends and a tag team for a week, now they're going to fight for the title at Battleground?

Best friends fight all the time dude.

Hey it's the new face of Raw!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I only watch wrestling for the Subway commercials.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Also Marvel realised that everyone only cares about the Raccoon and focused the trailer on him.

Once again Batista is shoved aside for a short hairy dude.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yo yo yo yo shut up everybody Fandango is here.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
FANDANGO VS ADAM ROSE?


loving MAIN EVENT RIGHT HERE

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Shut up Maggle everyone was mesmerized by Fandango's dancing.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Christian's theme music is playing!?! :swoon:


Oh. Okay. That's pretty cool too. I guess. :smith:

Teacher says every time Christian's music plays Christian gets a concussion.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I had a completely different idea about what the "Almighty Johnsons" was going to be.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

On the one hand the overwhelming scientific consensus is that concussions are dangerous and life threatening and cause issues including depression and violence and suicidal tendencies. But on the other hand we need to consider that we can make a lot of money from young, physically fit people smashing the poo poo out of each other. It's truly a worrying conundrum.

On the third hand, hit the replay of TAKA's elimination again.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wait did that dude have his dick on the grill?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Oh my god :stare:

Just give them both microphones and let them loose for the rest of the show.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Push the Usos.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

JESUS ARE THOSE THE TMNT :stare:

I really hope Michael Bay doesn't ruin another vehicle to sell children toys.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Ooma apparently hired the same ad company that does Sonic's ads.

"Look basically we feel the best strategy is to make your customers look like gigantic moronic man-children."

I'm not sure you "get" capitalism.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Jericho's still proud of his sparkly jacket :allears:

Edit:

Writer Cath posted:

Wade throws his remote at the TV in disgust. It bounces, hits him in face and breaks his nose so severely it's rendered straight and non bumpy.

A bunch of people run in and blame Jack Swagger for it.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pariah Rex posted:

Well Jack Swagger did hand him the remote. Also he introduced Dolph to twitter. He's a monster.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

I usually don't pay too much attention to commercials, but if I understand correctly, Tom Bosley is going around the country stapling hair to people's heads?

The only commercial you need to be concerned with is Robot Insurance.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let me know if his music ever includes "My name is Chris and I'm here to say, I like to rock in the rockinest way."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Chris hasn't been back long enough to miss the Lionsault every time.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Here's something to watch during the commercials.

http://youtu.be/LZDRpiBBK2c

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mary Annette posted:

Lyricchat: If you're really stuck for a rhyme for 'girl', 'world' is close enough that most people won't be able to tell.

Feels a bit like cheating, but this is what we artists like to call 'creative license'.

A lot of things also rhyme with fart.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE TWERK

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Girls girls there's enough Fandango to go around!

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Fandango is so mad people are dancing without him.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Fun fact: Stardust and Smackdown are breved the same.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Fandango, Adam Rose, Stardust, Bo, this is just a major league Smackdown.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
OH MY GOD THE STREAK IS STILL ALIVE!

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
No no! Bo lost his temper! It was just a misunderstanding.

We're all human after all!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Cole's an idiot. Torito is as much a "guy in a bull costume" as Spider-Man is a "guy in a spider costume".

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How much did Stone Cold twerk?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The Reigns and Kane falls mainly with some pain.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
RUSEV

ABANDON SHIP

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
lol bulgearea more like

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