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Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA9lHghxzIU Skip to 6:20 to listen to a man gag on a cactus

Can someone please explain this to me, at what point in this guy's life do you think he started thinking to himself "hmmm I want to be famous on youtube....I wonder where I could buy a cactus around here?" He also has a video of himself pepper spraying himself in the eyes then snorting a condom through his nose but that is a story for another day. Anyways, what do you think it is? Is it for fame? youtube ad money? a poor attempt at grasping some kind of skill? Also if anyone knows of any videos of anybody doing even stupider things post them!

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



why did he peewee herman his face

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

The last thing Killstealing sees before his mustache ride.

~*~Straight Balling~*~


i dont know about any of that but i want to say that cactus juice drinks are really good

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013


Where did you find the time to find this video?

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?


Fartington Butts posted:

why did he peewee herman his face

I guess eating a cactus with elastics all over your face nets you a higher fame reward than without?

jigglemaster7
Nov 12, 2007

I'm so sick of the tension, sick of the hunger, sick of you acting like I owe you this, find another place to feed your greed while I find a place to rest


what

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?



One Legged Cat
Aug 31, 2004

DAY I GOT COOKIE

gently caress, I gagged watching this guy put himself through a personal hell. Right after he takes a bite his confused moans make it obvious that he only just realized what he was getting into. Then he tries to swallow and makes these inhuman gagging shouts. (6:35 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA9lHghxzIU#t=394s )

Watch it, it's great.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing Me Spanish Techno

These are the types of people you meet in the Bronx at 3 A.M.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008




Those are rubber bands OP

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA


Davincie posted:

i dont know about any of that but i want to say that cactus juice drinks are really good

yeah margaritas with prickly pear juice are surprisingly great (if you're into margaritas)

QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

Checking Youtube, some other dude 'The LA Beast' has also decided to eat an entire cactus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

I mean, I'm not really shocked, just kind of accepting the fact that Youtube has bred an entire small populace of people who are so desperate for pageviews that they will try to eat cacti. And I just gave them some.

QUEEN CAUCUS fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2014 around 02:57

McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

This is some Hellraiser poo poo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



God what kind of meth addled failure eats a cactus?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

Oh god! What did I just post?!

None of you have ever heard of nopalitos?

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Checking Youtube, some other dude 'The LA Beast' has also decided to eat an entire cactus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

I mean, I'm not really shocked, just kind of accepting the fact that Youtube has bred an entire small populace of people who are so desperate for pageviews that they will try to eat cacti. And I just gave them some.

I like how the disclaimer says it's 100 percent safe to eat. I call bullshit, isn't there a very real chance of some kind of internal cutting/puncturing?

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?


Shoenice is another youtuber I've heard of but he takes things to the next level
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxIWNK4-T-c
He literally eats glue wtf? He also has videos of himself downing entire bottles of alcohol which he then says required him to go to the hospital in the next video. But I'm sure he's a lot more well known than chuck from the bronx around here.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0HoqjxfvJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsqvH0ogq54



deodorant ... mmmmmmm

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


capitalism

Zeike
Jul 20, 2013



did he died at least

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010


Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

And yes, these dudes also have a cactus eating video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547Ik

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?


You Are A Elf posted:

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

And yes, these dudes also have a cactus eating video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547Ik

do these millions and millions of views translate into any real money? Are we the idiots for NOT jumping into cactuses?

Willias
Sep 3, 2008


Biff Johnston posted:

Shoenice is another youtuber I've heard of but he takes things to the next level
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxIWNK4-T-c
He literally eats glue wtf? He also has videos of himself downing entire bottles of alcohol which he then says required him to go to the hospital in the next video. But I'm sure he's a lot more well known than chuck from the bronx around here.

you linked the wrong video, link the one where he eats a cactus and hot sauce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAmRETTyRQg

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

From 0 to boner in 1500-3000 seconds

That man has more ambition than 90% of us though

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO



You Are A Elf posted:

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

And yes, these dudes also have a cactus eating video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547Ik

hey i've seen these dudes before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erpIDndJmbk

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

beaten like a redheaded step child

Kidsolo fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2014 around 04:20

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing Me Spanish Techno

Quickscope420dad posted:

That man has more ambition than 90% of us though

Too bad he used it to eat a cactus instead of to master particle physics

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



LA Beast loving owns and prob can party irl like John Belushi in his prime...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

edit: shoenice, otoh is kinda too sad to watch because even though he seems like a good dude (at least going by the interview Vice did with him) with a big heart, he clearly went through some pretty significant family trauma during childhood and is clearly slowly drinking himself to an early death on/off camera because i really doubt that his poo poo has ever been properly assessed and treated by psych pros.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2014 around 04:33

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

Biff Johnston posted:

do these millions and millions of views translate into any real money? Are we the idiots for NOT jumping into cactuses?

I know a guy who has some sort of sports related Youtube channel that sometimes get up to a couple hundred thousand views per video and I know he makes a bit of money from it. I imagine someone getting several times that is probably raking in cash if they monetize their videos properly.

Carl Seitan
May 20, 2004



Found out an ex-girlfriend of mine got all into WoW and poo poo sometime after we broke up. She now is trying to do the whole "gamer chick" gimmick and posts videos of herself playing WoW, Hearthstone, and LoL while she just rambles into the mic.

What I'm saying is that watching some dude wretch as he ate a cactus was less painful to watch.

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006



pretty sure you'll become youtube famous if you record a video of you literally eating your own hat (make a video before it where you promise to eat your own hat if you are wrong about some really obvious thing, like pretend you think argentina has an actual chance i nthe world cup, this will give it a convincing back story)

name the video "man eats his own hat over germany win" and make the thumbnail one of some chick's rack

my fee for this youtube fame idea of 10% of your views

nimh
Sep 18, 2004



Best cactus stunt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

Carl Seitan posted:

Found out an ex-girlfriend of mine got all into WoW and poo poo sometime after we broke up. She now is trying to do the whole "gamer chick" gimmick and posts videos of herself playing WoW, Hearthstone, and LoL while she just rambles into the mic.

What I'm saying is that watching some dude wretch as he ate a cactus was less painful to watch.

No matter how awkward she is, she can just point the camera at her boobs and say something about WoW stats and she'll get like thousands of views and thousands of comments insulting her for being a woman.

Shinku ABOOKEN
Oct 23, 2009

STOP IT

STOP ALL THIS
NONSENSE


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

No matter how awkward she is, she can just point the camera at her boobs and say something about WoW stats and she'll get like thousands of views and thousands of comments insulting her for being a woman.

all the top videos on yt are fail compilation with tits as thumbnail that don't in fact contain tits

Shinku ABOOKEN
Oct 23, 2009

STOP IT

STOP ALL THIS
NONSENSE


loving lame imho

TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
of Crime


You Are A Elf posted:

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

That's not a body slam, it's a flying cross body, or maybe a splash if you count the cactus as laying down. It might also be the worlds worst flying headbutt.

Flashbang!
May 16, 2009


Choco1980 posted:

None of you have ever heard of nopalitos?

will filming my grandma cook net thousands of views?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


People are loving stupid

QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

Wayside Bazaar posted:

LA Beast loving owns and prob can party irl like John Belushi in his prime...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

edit: shoenice, otoh is kinda too sad to watch because even though he seems like a good dude (at least going by the interview Vice did with him) with a big heart, he clearly went through some pretty significant family trauma during childhood and is clearly slowly drinking himself to an early death on/off camera because i really doubt that his poo poo has ever been properly assessed and treated by psych pros.

LA Beast filmed himself eating a 5 lb bag of Haribo sugarless gummibears. Why would anyone do that to themselves.

EDIT: Also he filmed his bathroom door while he pooped liquid misery and we got to hear all the noises at the end lol

QUEEN CAUCUS fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2014 around 06:43

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006



Sound's like a lonely crazy dude with a large pain tolerance.

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