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Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

sluggo is mad posted:

just loving why is she on a ladder?

obviously she was just trying to do some sexy, kinky gutter cleaning for her husband.. unfortunately she slipped in ended up with a cactus in her vagina. happens all the time.

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

so does she need to water it this week or what?

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Lmao

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Thread was no joke!

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

related http://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html :nws:

ShaunO fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jul 12, 2014

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013


gotta tell ya that was more of an anus hit than a vaginal hit

also wtf you liked to a website called efukt and i had a look

drat dude lol

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Efukt is my fav site on the whole internet

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

been looking at hosed up porn for years and finally gbs will notice me jesucristo

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Homo for Hitler posted:

Efukt is my fav site on the whole internet

lot of incest ads on that sight mr. hitler anything you want to share?

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

MOOBS! posted:

lot of incest ads on that sight mr. hitler anything you want to share?

http://m.efukt.com/21154_Buffalo_Billy's_Bath_Salt_Adventure.html

Who looks at ads

Peppi
May 17, 2011

by Lowtax

MOOBS! posted:

lot of incest ads on that sight mr. hitler anything you want to share?

Clear your browser history.


I think cactus lady migth be the first picture ever uploaded to the internet.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

efukt video list:

WTF: he wants to gently caress his own daughter

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 3

When Fapping Goes Wrong

The True Story of Animal Farm

Daughter of the Year

The Rapegasm


whoa hot

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Lmao if you visit efukt for masturbatory material

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
cummed once for every page.

Thats 3 cumms


good thread

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
lol

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
tongue and gums
http://m.efukt.com/21151_Awkward_Moments_in_Porn_4.html

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
her poor pussy :(

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

goldmine before its ruined

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Obviously I knew all about cactus pornography but I didn't know about efuckt. Just more evidence of the hidden value in a forums membership.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
http://i.imgur.com/tJSNZlT.gif

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
efukt is my new home page

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus)

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

The vagina is a kiln! Who knew! Maybe I can make poo poo for etsy.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

I get it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Armani posted:

The vagina is a kiln! Who knew! Maybe I can make poo poo for etsy.

bold new meaning to putting a bun in the oven

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

it's more likely than you think!

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Who edited out my image

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
This is my favourite efukt video all :nws: :nms:

http://efukt.com/21116_The_Absurdity_Of_Japanese_Pornography_2.html


edit: a new champion emerges

http://efukt.com/21167_The_Absurdity_of_Japanese_Pornography_3.html

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smoking Crow posted:

Who edited out my image

not being able to post nws stuff in gbs is really whack

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

a creepy colon posted:

not being able to post nws stuff in gbs is really whack

I labeled it and everything :(

saig
Mar 9, 2003

i see your reply and raise you an i dont give a shit
got what I came for. too jaded to wince sadly

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Smoking Crow posted:

I labeled it and everything :(

:(

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Man's head in a vag?

Listen to her scream ... like reverse childbirth, but with an adult head

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49036

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





SirEvelynTremble posted:

Man's head in a vag?

Listen to her scream ... like reverse childbirth, but with an adult head

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49036

Incredibly fake. Like even faker than the other head in pussy video.

Synthetic Violence
Oct 18, 2012

Fuck machine.
Grimey Drawer

drat thats one dry pussy

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
SAColpedia Cactus.jpg entry

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES

the page describes it as a cactus, but it's actually a horse chestnut.
it also doesn't raise the issue of why Madonna is doing it to that poor lady.

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