How many people here sleep with their pets?

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plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Three Olives posted:

How do you say no when these things want to curl up in bed with you?

You have good dogs

# ? Jul 12, 2014 18:40

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:33

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Op's mom's pussy is in my face for at least an hour a day.

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I only allow pets to sleep at the foot of my bed / on the bottom of my bed. Although I am up for cuddle naps in a chair.

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# ? Jul 12, 2014 18:48

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

VikingSkull posted:

a cat could kill you in your sleep if it wanted to

They tend not to do this. You're basically a food and affection dispensing hot water bag that also cleans up their poop. They'll bite the hand that feeds, not kill it.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 18:51

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Obligatory Toast posted:

They tend not to do this. You're basically a food and affection dispensing hot water bag that also cleans up their poop. They'll bite the hand that feeds, not kill it.

You naive idiot you're as good as dead

# ? Jul 12, 2014 18:52

Tora! Tora! Tora!: Dec 28, 2008; Shake it baby

AdolfHitler posted:

How Many Retarded People Will Use This Thread As A Excuse To Post Their Retarded Pet

Bonus

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:06

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Guys who own cats have got to have the most depressing lives on the planet.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:08

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

A misanthrope posted:

i have two cats who sleep on top of me every night and there's really nothing i can do about it

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:13

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

I equip a scuba tank and sleep in my piranha tank every night. They are surprisingly cuddly.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:17

Ivan Shitskin: Nov 29, 2002

Never trust anyone who doesn't like animals

Also I sleep with cats

My siamese likes to curl up under my arm

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:30

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my pet rocks have not worked out so well for me in the past.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:39

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

newreply.php posted:

my cat loves pit sweat, like if ive been working out and sitt at my desk before showering she'll get on my lap and then just push her nose right into my armpits and sit there purring like mad while trying to pull herself deeper into my pit

same but with your mom instead of a cat

# ? Jul 12, 2014 19:39