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Jerry Garcia's Ghost
Jul 26, 2001


Lowtax but only by 6 months.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007


lowtax is my significant other

Jerry Garcia's Ghost
Jul 26, 2001


Frostwerks posted:

lowtax is my significant other

Did you know about the Something Awful forums before you met him or did you meet him at the local farmers market?

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye


carnally?

lowtax

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



lol lowtax. holy poo poo i've been looking at this gay + retarded site for 14 years now

Sintax
Aug 2, 2002

Let's drink until our hearts stop.

wtf is an other

Deki
May 12, 2008

You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.


I've never actually met Lowtax.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK


i don't know lowtax you enjoyable human being

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

met my better 5/8ths in '77 then we got married in '78 but i spend more time on the forums than i do with her so i guess lowtax

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


who the gently caress is lowtax?

Jerry Garcia's Ghost
Jul 26, 2001


JakeP posted:

who the gently caress is lowtax?



Shut up newb

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 5, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.


tfw no gf

Anthrovore
Oct 12, 2009

EAT ROTTEN FRUIT FROM A SHITTY TREE


JakeP posted:

who the gently caress is lowtax?

P sure he was idiot king of fyad a few yearss ago, he,s dead now iirc

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013


My wife, as I do not know Lowtax.

tomstuart
Aug 1, 2006

First we make sex, create. . . babies. And then, yes, and then . . . we eat.


Lowtax by 6 years

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax


blowtax

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009


ive never even met lowtax. i dont want to. he probably has a lot of interesting thinggs to talk aBout and i dont it would be awkward.

Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009


Joke is on you, OP. I dont even have a girlfriend!

Ville Valo
Sep 16, 2004

We are so young,
Our lives have just begun,
But already we are considering
Escape from this world.

I've known Lowtax for longer, but he won't get up the nerve to propose, so...

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!


They've both sucked mah dick the same numba times so wgaf

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012




Known my SO longer, though the fact I occasionally read the forums in bed probably denotes some kind of cucking situation

Jerry Garcia's Ghost
Jul 26, 2001





How many SA forum accounts is this for you?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

I've known Lowatax. Biblically.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is the closest thing i've ever known to a Jim Jones or Charlie Manson (albeit with somewhat more innocent and harmless intentions thanks to the existence of the world wide web)...

and I truly feel the best has yet to come in terms of his life's journey, in addition of course to his signature web content product, for real...as ive been having more fun here since last October than i ever have

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!


Wayside Bazaar posted:

ive been having more fun here since last October than i ever have

Hahahah

Fun times over stinkyhole swab now everyone knows you're a bitch made nigga and imma take ur cock tail, fruit

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Technically speaking, any person who has started or will start a relationship after finding SA, no matter how wonderful and long lasting and perfect, will lose this game.

Sucks to be us.

Zombie Chow
Jun 17, 2010

We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.


I have never met Lowtax, but I cherish him like I would with a weird uncle.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

waste of space

i am a sex vergin

Fargin Icehole
Feb 18, 2011

C&C is dead

What is a lowtax? Is this social studies?

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


Jerry Garcia's Ghost posted:

Did you know about the Something Awful forums before you met him or did you meet him at the local farmers market?

I reached for the turgid zucchini nestled amoungst the other produce, and as I clenched it another hand brushed against mine. Startled I looked up and saw the most beautifully dead brown eyes, and as I peered into their soulless depths I stopped dead, my breath caught short. "Is this what you were looking for?" he said coyly. Blushing I looked down at the zucchini, grasped tightly between the two of us. What must he think of me, gripping a vegetable in such a manner? As I let go of the vegetable he held it up to me, almost at mouth level, and said "You should take it". I longed to scream out my desire to in fact take it, but my maidenly shyness held me back. Instead, I reached out to his hand and said, "I only eat meat"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


I don't know Lowtax to be honest with you. I probably wouldn't even recognize him in public.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004


Frostwerks posted:

lowtax is my significant other

AE-35 Unit
Jul 25, 2007

another quality post


GelatinSkeleton posted:

lol lowtax. holy poo poo i've been looking at this gay + retarded site for 14 years now

same, I have no idea how I even got here

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


my other isn't that significant

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 20 minutes!


I'm going to die alone so I gotta give it to the taxster.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Frostwerks posted:

lowtax is my significant other

shmorky alt spotted


and another

Rasmussen
Aug 5, 2003
Faking it since 1978.

I don't know Lowtax at all. We've never spoken. I know who he is though; he runs this website. Hope that helps OP.

WanderingMinstrel I
Mar 31, 2010

Gotta Catch 'Em All


He came to me in the night, secret and sly and no one knew. As he crept into my bedroom he whispered, "have you registered yet?" I told him I had.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

my reg date is a good and a bad thing

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roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005


I've never met lowtax but I knew someone who knew him from before SA. He would tell all these stories about how lowtax would do genuinely funny things back in the day like prank calls or something but then he would be so overly concerned about whether people thought it was funny that he would never actually appreciate his work. Like everybody would be laughing about it in irc but lowtax would only care about whether people would think it was real.

What must it be like to constantly need the approval of people from the internet? Depressing probably.

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