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hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYDgncMhXw

also the dilbert 2 and dilbert 3 videos

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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN
Oct 1, 2002



hayden. posted:


also the dilbert 2 and dilbert 3 videos

yes please

someone must have them

theadder
Dec 29, 2011




yospos op

pram
Jun 10, 2001


This was the funniest thing I could think of:



the dilbert show had its moments

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl


hayden. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYDgncMhXw

also the dilbert 2 and dilbert 3 videos

god i love maurice lamarche's voice

indigi
Jul 20, 2004


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

god i love maurice lamarche's voice

I fuckin knew that was him

indigi
Jul 20, 2004


hmm why does this doctor sound like Calculon on heroin

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN
Oct 1, 2002



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

god i love maurice lamarche's voice

it's like patrick warburton and orson welles put together


is it the guy who did the brain??

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN
Oct 1, 2002



oh it is

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl


he also did a lot of voices on Futurama, and many other series too.


dude loves to do orson welles though. i think the most fun he's ever had was when he was hired to overdub a guy portraying orson welles in some movie.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl


USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

yes please

someone must have them

https://www.youtube.com/user/njm0925/videos

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

he also did a lot of voices on Futurama, and many other series too.


dude loves to do orson welles though. i think the most fun he's ever had was when he was hired to overdub a guy portraying orson welles in some movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA

indigi
Jul 20, 2004



this made me feel really bad

my stepdads beer
Feb 24, 2001




i thought dilbert was a comic strip

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)



scott adams is a douchebag

pram
Jun 10, 2001


This was the funniest thing I could think of:



Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

he also did a lot of voices on Futurama, and many other series too.


dude loves to do orson welles though. i think the most fun he's ever had was when he was hired to overdub a guy portraying orson welles in some movie.

I bet it's ed wood

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


garfbert

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

its a good player for my animes.


ass cobra
May 28, 2004



dont just post a link post the videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFenem_Z0tg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28MGZvz-yeE

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006



newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009



misogyny imo

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

There has to be a twist.


The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It’s just easier this way for everyone. You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

I realize I might take some heat for lumping women, children and the mentally handicapped in the same group. So I want to be perfectly clear. I’m not saying women are similar to either group. I’m saying that a man’s best strategy for dealing with each group is disturbingly similar. If he’s smart, he takes the path of least resistance most of the time, which involves considering the emotional realities of other people. A man only digs in for a good fight on the few issues that matter to him, and for which he has some chance of winning. This is a strategy that men are uniquely suited for because, on average, we genuinely don’t care about 90% of what is happening around us.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)



whoa I didn't know that. I was calling scott adams a douchebag for shamelessly stealing from other cartoonists

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

Damned infernal machines, the instrument of man's contempt for his fellow man, forever.


he's also a libertarian or something

BeOSPOS
Oct 9, 2001

eat a bug, ese



infernal machines posted:

he's also a libertarian or something

I'd still eat a dilberito at least once
idgaf

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007



the shibboleth on a professors door that lets you know you can guilt them in to giving you extra time for everything by implying that they might not be as chill as they perceive themselves

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013



He also forgot how to speak or something and willed himself to get better and cured muteness by the force of his finely tuned mind or some poo poo

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch


This is the most valuable thing to come from dilbert

qirex
Feb 15, 2001




the original idea for the dilberito was to make a food that would be completely absorbed by the body, thereby eliminating pooping but I think someone sat him down and told him how human bodies work

he was going for a soylent kind of thing though

Werthog 95
Nov 21, 2006

windows 8 is fine


no results on amazon for dilberitos
at least you can still find oreo-o's there

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast



were they all vegetarian?

if so, wouldn't that kinda limit the market for them to like 1% of the people that dilbert branding would even positively target in the first place?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007



qirex posted:

the original idea for the dilberito was to make a food that would be completely absorbed by the body, thereby eliminating pooping but I think someone sat him down and told him how human bodies work

he was going for a soylent kind of thing though

you cant eliminate pooping (heh) but i know astronauts get a diet thats supposed to reduce how much pooping you do in space

before the shuttle they literally held up plastic bags. as many as 12 people have sat inside a multimillion dollar vehicle on the surface of the moon and pooped into a plastic bag while another human was 3 feet away.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

There has to be a twist.


The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch


the russians used a pencil

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003




no_meds=f4


lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001


This was the funniest thing I could think of:



The Management posted:

the russians used a pencil

wouldnt that leave lead particles floating everywhere

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Sniep posted:

were they all vegetarian?

if so, wouldn't that kinda limit the market for them to like 1% of the people that dilbert branding would even positively target in the first place?

I think he's a vegan with interesting ideas on poop

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


pram posted:

wouldnt that leave lead particles floating everywhere

we both used pencils until 1968 when a guy invented the space pen and nasa bought a bunch from him, they didn't spend 10 billion dollars on research like the chain letter says

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pram
Jun 10, 2001


This was the funniest thing I could think of:



the space pen is the reason we got to the moon

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