An open letter to isis from the president of gbs

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > An open letter to isis from the president of gbs

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Dear ISIS,

We want you to win, we want you to take over vast swathes of the middle east and get all of europe in a pant making GBS threads racist fury of complacency because then we get to nuke you, not bomb you, we are tired of that penny ante poo poo we want to break out the nukes. Then we'll send poor people over in rain slickers and dust masks with radiation symbols spray painted on then for the oil and act mystified that they come back with cancer before foreclosing on their houses due to medical bills.

Sincerely the USA.

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