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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


I fell asleep while standing up and landed on my rear end.

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

malditos cerdos fascistas


pity reply op

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

You don't sound butt hurt enough about it.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


The brain won't allow you to fall asleep standing up. it's science

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


Decebal posted:

The brain won't allow you to fall asleep standing up. it's science

It happened. I think I might have injured my back.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013



He was there when it happened, so I guess he ought to know.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004





I'm slightly mad.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Chris Awful posted:

It happened. I think I might have injured my back.

that's how my uncles brain tumor started to manifest itself. get checked

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Probation
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Decebal posted:

that's how my uncles brain tumor started to manifest itself. get checked

don't get checked, just let your inferior genetics kill you like nature intended

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006



You've been waiting this to happen for how long now?

Ball Cupper
Sep 10, 2011

~beautiful in my own way~


Same, but it was while reading this thread. Thanks op

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



cool, untreated narcolepsy sounds safe OP

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Angry Duck is watching you...


Dude only time I've been that bad was getting an hour of sleep after loving my GF all night and then had to work. I'm with everyone else if you randomly did that your head is broke.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Pity bump

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


i legit thought this was a 'lost my virginity' thread

Odobenidae
Mar 2, 2013



OP your rear end is grass, fyi. now that u landed on your rear end

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

"I'm sure a urethra could accommodate a 11.5 mm object, but it wouldn't get in there easily; it would take some cooperation from the insertee."

Jesus, Moobs still has that avatar.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm slightly mad.



how about now

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


reported

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007

I


Are you drunk op because I am. We should be drunk together.

Usually I fail on my rear end when I'm drunk

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008



haha I have Moobs av blacklisted by adblock, you sure owned me goonsir

e:also, sorry about your rear end oppey

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


LethalGeek posted:

Dude only time I've been that bad was getting an hour of sleep after loving my GF all night and then had to work. I'm with everyone else if you randomly did that your head is broke.

In the last four days prior I had a grand total of 10 hours of sleep. The day it happened, I had like 1 hour of sleep.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

I wish you landed on a pike.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Hobohemian posted:

I wish you landed on a pike.

He's going to die soon enough of mental retardation/morbid obesity/aids anyway.

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feld
Feb 11, 2008

Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman



Decebal posted:

The brain won't allow you to fall asleep standing up. it's science

false. my brother in law was witnessed standing asleep while holding my toddler nephew during a black friday in best buy back in the 90s.

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