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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



What if you ever saw a alien?

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Grody
Nov 17, 2012


gently caress you

Broenheim
Feb 25, 2014

Don't judge me just because I'm a trans cat

I'd gently caress him up

Luigi_Cyclone
Aug 20, 2009

hey can you put that on a coaster?


Grody posted:

gently caress you

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012


Broenheim posted:

I'd gently caress him

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


i'd pull out my dick and teach him to shake hands

Rita Repulsa
Nov 10, 2008



we talkin star trek "beautiful green space woman" aliens or some h r giger/wayne barlowe freakshow

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

THRESHOLD!!!



This has already been thoroughly covered in the 1998 documentary "Dirty Work".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jluTLx9Kuc

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

The last thing Killstealing sees before his mustache ride.

~*~Straight Balling~*~


take a blurry picture

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



technically it is very hard to see an alien because they use psychic techniques to disguise themselves as an owl or a deer when they abduct you, and they implant screen memories or cause missing time

hope this helps

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS



hope you're a dude because there's something you need to know about aliens

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!


The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Rita Repulsa posted:

we talkin star trek "beautiful green space woman" aliens or some h r giger/wayne barlowe freakshow

i was assuming mexican

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013



whats the aliens tits like?

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010


I'd be spooked tbh.. probably run away.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.

report it to the INS.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013



A misanthrope posted:

hope you're a dude because there's something you need to know about aliens



Fagiens found in UFo fuckpod

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

I'd say, "Hola, que onda?"

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


The Brown Menace posted:

i was assuming mexican

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010



[img]http://i.imgur.com/GsrVWDL.gif[/ig]

Somebody fucked around with this message at Jul 14, 2014 around 09:47

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008



gaylien

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


for real tho aliens are gay -- like the gross have sex with random men in the park kind of gay

i'm sorry if you've been abducted because

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

THRESHOLD!!!



It's interesting that we all immediately thought about sex when confronted with the idea of aliens. Very interesting.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!


The Human Crouton posted:

It's interesting that we all immediately thought about sex when confronted with the idea of aliens. Very interesting.

Figure its time to give them a bit of anal probing back.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010



The Human Crouton posted:

It's interesting that we all immediately thought about sex when confronted with the idea of aliens. Very interesting.

its what Kirk would do

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


wormholes

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013


FuriousGeorge posted:

report it to the INS.

The Fresh Prince
Dec 9, 2009




pass it the blunt

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013



US got the aliens under control

zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008


Zombie Boat
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind

What if you never saw an alien?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

THRESHOLD!!!



Zombie Boat posted:

What if you never saw an alien?

I guess you're never getting laid then.

Tuxedo Gin
May 20, 2003

Classy.

i'd have sex with it. don't care what the gently caress it was i would find an orifice and stuff the poo poo out of it.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014


I'd bend it over and do some probing of my own

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP45B_Stxu0

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005



Kill it. Roll it. Smoke it.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


lol if aliens ever did land and goons met it we'd be hosed


"they raped us and smoked us for a recreational high. fire the god laser"

Heartbroken 2Twice
Oct 6, 2013


this song is just like my experience with the grays. however i never 'saw' them except while on their operating table... if i had i would say "hey man, peace out! no need to rush off, i'm no square!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzkU_ckRXHY

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

How Erik got his groove back.


If it bleeds I can kill it.

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JebanyPedal
Feb 17, 2011

Pan American nightmare
Ten thousand feet fun-fair
Convinced that I don't care
It's safe as houses I swear
I was just sitting musing
The virtues of cruising
When altitude dropping
My ears started popping
One more red nightmare


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA

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