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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It just loving vanished. I woke up in a drunken haze earlier to turn on the tv, went back to sleep and now it's just loving gone. I've hit rock bottom. Thinking about ending it all now

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Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
fear not. have you checked your non-posting hand?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
That is why my phone/tablet work as remote controls for my TVs.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
"WHICH BUTTON DO I PRESS?! IT JUST SAYS NO SIGNAL! I HAVEN'T HAD FOX NEWS IN THREE WEEKS! FIX THIS NOW!" *hangs up*

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Have you checked the refrigerator?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

That is why my phone/tablet work as remote controls for my TVs.

Hush you.

Did you check the fridge OP?

edit: I HATE 'CHU! :argh: EFB

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
it's up your butt just like last time

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Decebal posted:

it's up your butt just like last time

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
my game controller got water on it and now the left joystick button won't work. Can't jump in dark souls FML.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Decebal posted:

it's up your butt just like last time

Someone has a TiVo...

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Gaunab posted:

It just loving vanished. I woke up in a drunken haze earlier to turn on the tv, went back to sleep and now it's just loving gone. I've hit rock bottom. Thinking about ending it all now

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
my tv is stuck on mtv. who the gently caress is becky g?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Gaunab posted:

my tv is stuck on mtv. who the gently caress is becky g?

Your mom that put you up for adoption when she realized she gave birth to a loser.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

That cat must feel like it is a loving god.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
check up ur butt. its prolly there.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!

Al Borland posted:

That cat must feel like it is a loving god.

They already feel this way normally, it has achieved some beyond-godly state. Beyond omnipotence.

Our mortal minds can not begin to concei....lol dumb little fucker is licking his rear end now

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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Yeah, go ahead and check your butt, you won't find it because it's in my butt

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
SHUT THE gently caress UP HOMOHEMIAN BEFORE I PUT SOME HOT rear end COAT HANGERS ON YOU

DeepThought
Feb 19, 2005
Cthulhu Light

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

fear not. have you checked your non-posting hand?

fear not. have you checked your non-posting rectum?

bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no
Found it!


in ur butt

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Gaunab posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP HOMOHEMIAN BEFORE I PUT SOME HOT rear end COAT HANGERS ON YOU

I've been waiting for someone to call me homohemian for so long. Thank you. It was like an itch I could never reach.

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

DeepThought posted:

fear not. have you checked your non-posting rectum?

my fistula is not a joke, mister :mad:

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012
have your checked your panniculus?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mud Shark posted:

have your checked your panniculus?

Its panniculli.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Al Borland posted:

That cat must feel like it is a loving god.

lol probably

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Check inside the couch.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Just do it old school. Go up to the TV or whatever and use the buttons there.

This protip brought to you by me.

ACORN PSYOPS
Dec 25, 2007

eagerly awaiting Chinatown weighing in on this

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ACORN PSYOPS posted:

eagerly awaiting Chinatown weighing in on this

'Sup Psyop buddy. :hfive:

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Its panniculli.

if he has more than one he should probably start lifting

ACORN PSYOPS
Dec 25, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

'Sup Psyop buddy. :hfive:

:ninja::respek::ninja:

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
its up my rear end OP

what r you,goingmto do about it?

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

Decebal posted:

it's up your butt just like last time

came here to post this

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

psyopmonkey posted:

Just do it old school. Go up to the TV or whatever and use the buttons there.

This protip brought to you by me.


might be one of those ones without buttons, imo the stupidest development in tv science in the last decade. even sillier than those curved ones.

like for real, who decided making a tv you couldnt work if you lost the remote was a good idea?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

It just loving vanished. I woke up in a drunken haze earlier to turn on the tv, went back to sleep and now it's just loving gone. I've hit rock bottom. Thinking about ending it all now

did you check inbetween the couch cousins?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i went out for mexican food

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I'm sorry op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

i went out for mexican food

drat mexicans. They probably stole your remote!

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

my grandparents had a remote that was wired. obviously the greatest generation knew what the gently caress to handle things


loving retards today

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

poopzilla posted:

my grandparents had a remote that was wired. obviously the greatest generation knew what the gently caress to handle things


loving retards today

Thats not a horrible idea.

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