MLB GDT 7/12/14: Marco Scutaro Back Watch

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Milwaukee Brewers? More like Milwaukee Poo-ers.

Get it? It's because they're poo poo.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 23:45

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:33

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Like, I get that the brewers were surprisingly the best team in baseball for the first half of the season.

No one at all expected them to be a better than .500 club, and no real fan had any reason to expect that they would be as good as they'd been.

But the last two weeks?
This is terrible, terrible baseball. This isn't even embarrassing. It's "what the gently caress am I seeing here" in professional sports as a whole.

Why?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:11

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

RIP Reds second basemen :smith:

e: Oh good he's okay. Maybe. Hopefully.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:18

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

So the Tigers game is blacked out because of Fox exclusivity, but they can still show it on MLB.TV. Sure, whatever.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:22

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I can't find a radio stream for the Tigers game. :mad:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:26

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

cards in first yall what an unexpected outcome

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:30

Color Gray: Oct 10, 2005; BARF!

Big Beef City posted:

But the last two weeks?
This is terrible, terrible baseball. This isn't even embarrassing. It's "what the gently caress am I seeing here" in professional sports as a whole.

Why?

Replace "last two weeks" with "last month" and you have the Giants. For example:

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/488078788018712576

Alex Pavlovic ‏@AlexPavlovic posted:

Vogelsong is done for the day. Hasn't gotten a run of support since June 21. Seriously.

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/488083660365524992

Alex Pavlovic ‏@AlexPavlovic posted:

Per Giants, Vogelsong is first Giants pitcher since 1977 to receive no runs of support in four straight starts.

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/488095041294835712

Alex Pavlovic ‏@AlexPavlovic posted:

Vogelsong has given up eight runs in last four starts, lost them all thanks to zero runs of support. Makes getting #Cained look pleasant.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:03

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

I hate the fox crew so loving much.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:04

Idiot Wind: Sep 10, 2007; We hope anyone sees you again...

This is the OPS generation. Don't you think if those old guys had been playing for OPS they would've had higher numbers?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:10

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Good Dog posted:

I hate the fox crew so loving much.

yeah, it's pretty bad

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:54

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Strasburg owns

Hamels has been pretty great tonight too but Werth took him deep just now

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

well, here we go again

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:06

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Goddamn it, the Rangers are a beating to watch

e: :negative:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Well that escalated quickly.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:14

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Todd Frazier owns. Get out, Charlie Morton.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:15

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

I want to die

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:15

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Rangers are so very bad :negative:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:29

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Jose Oquendo posted:

I want to die

I hope Cincinnati never wins anything of note forever.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:31

Mental Hospitality: Jan 5, 2011

Alan Trammell posted:

So the Tigers game is blacked out because of Fox exclusivity, but they can still show it on MLB.TV. Sure, whatever.

Nice. You can't even watch the Tigers in Detroit.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:44

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

J.D. Martinez :worship:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

VJeff posted:

J.D. Martinez

I wanna give him a hug. I'd settle for a cool high five.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:58

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

Cowgill just took a pitch to the face while trying to bunt. Fuuuuckkkk

Blood just pouring out.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:02

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Guys I'm a little bit gay for Alex Avila.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:08

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

aw poo poo cutch

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:12

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ANDREW

MOTHER

loving

MC

loving

CUTCHEN

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:12

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Jose Oquendo posted:

ANDREW

MOTHER

loving

MC

loving

CUTCHEN

That'll teach them to throw pitches at him!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Look at how loving easy this poo poo is when you don't use Joe Nathan.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

VJeff posted:

Look at how loving easy this poo poo is when you don't use Joe Nathan.

This. Also, Joba Chamberlain was a....GOOD...signing?

I am so confused. Dombrowski is a warlock.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:32

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

Hisashi Iwakuma is a pretty cool baseball dude.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Oh boy, extra innings in Cincinnati. I can't wait to see the hilarious way the Pirates lose this one.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:37

Gina like vagina: May 8, 2007; "Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.

The most aggressive I've seen Ackley in a while, drives home Hart who was 2 feet away from hitting a home run to center field. See Ackley? Go aggressive early!

Edit: Mariners continue their streak of pathetically stranding runners during bases loaded situations.

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Jul 13, 2014

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:40

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I want to get off the Ernesto Frieri Experience :mad:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:54

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

POLANCO with the assist from RF!!!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:58

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Well we're intentionally walking the bases loaded :suicide:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:59

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Gonz posted:

This. Also, Joba Chamberlain was a....GOOD...signing?

I am so confused. Dombrowski is a warlock.

Well, he let Benoit go for no reason and the Fister trade certainly look, uh, interesting, unless Robbie Ray really does pan out.

But yeah he's pretty good.

I wonder if the Reds can blow this!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:00

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

lovely throw/decision by Utley. dude sucks, trade him to the Giants ASAP

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:01

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Turns out they can!

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:04

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Holy poo poo Justin Wilson

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:04

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Ok, I must not have been paying attention but who is this Decker guy?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:12

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:33

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Cutch

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:13

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