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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
bow before the new lord of fruity tarts and other delicious puddings

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antisocial democrat
Mar 28, 2007

I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased.
heh tarts. tart is a funny word and so is lord. I Get The Joke

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
it's a tart

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sultry tart.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Lychee is a very tart fruit. Only 1.49/lb at your local Zion market.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lychee is great.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

JebanyPedal posted:

Lychee is great.

It loving is, and I got in during the first shipment with all those red ones from china before they ran out and served up the lesser greens from Florida.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i support all parody threads. congrats on the awesome posting OP

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

i support all parody threads. congrats on the awesome posting OP

thanks i liked yours too it was my inspiration

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

thanks i liked yours too it was my inspiration

Wrong dude you loving sycophant.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hobohemian posted:

Wrong dude you loving sycophant.

idiot

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I guess you feel some primal urge to protect anyone dumb enough to go to bat for you. It's understandable.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

you may have some of my delicious pudding

Hobohemian posted:

I guess you feel some primal urge to protect anyone dumb enough to go to bat for you. It's understandable.

you may not have any pudding

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
as long as im still the fart lord, im okay with this, op

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hobohemian posted:

I guess you feel some primal urge to protect anyone dumb enough to go to bat for you. It's understandable.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650206

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650212

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650162

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im literally retarted

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
a tart for your general discussion

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Who cares loser.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we beefin now hobo?? Cuz I don't think u wanna go there...

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i made a french apple tart the other day it was good

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

a creepy colon posted:

we beefin now hobo?? Cuz I don't think u wanna go there...

I beef every day. I put so much beef in my mouth on a daily basis I don't even know what to do with all the overflow beef that just falls out of my mouth.

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