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Got married today. Posting about it on the internet. Wife loving another man. The day one cuck. Congrats OP.
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a creepy colon posted:Lol ur right it is that dude who melted down in the poly thread seriously? 
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Jul 13, 2014 00:55
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Did you post this during the ceremony or reception?
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Jul 13, 2014 00:56
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Honeymoon is at the fabulous Colorado Springs Days Inn - free wi-fi and super easy meth scores.
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Jul 13, 2014 01:06
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grats hope you don't get divorced and lose everything
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Jul 13, 2014 01:10
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How far along is she?
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Jul 13, 2014 01:18
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dee eight posted:you poor dumb bastard
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Jul 13, 2014 01:18
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Was it a real wedding? If so what was the theme? Star Wars, LOTR or what?
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Jul 13, 2014 01:22
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lol your wife is fat op
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Jul 13, 2014 01:28
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getting married is a loving joke. gently caress that I'll rather have all my cool poo poo to myself
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Jul 13, 2014 01:29
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im gay
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Jul 13, 2014 01:30
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THS posted:im gay loving human being!
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Jul 13, 2014 01:31
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I got married recently and didn't post about it in GBS on my wedding day. Congrats I suppose?
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Jul 13, 2014 01:32
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Marriage is pretty great if you choose wisely. If not, then gl! Also my wife left town for the weekend and all bars and restaurants are 50% off!
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Jul 13, 2014 01:34
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THS posted:im gay are u top or bottom im a srlfish bi top u wanna get gaymarried?????
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Jul 13, 2014 01:35
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i dont do cock stuff dude
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Jul 13, 2014 01:36
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posty posted:I got married recently and didn't post about it in GBS on my wedding day. Congratulations, Why would you post in Gbs on your wedding day?
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Jul 13, 2014 01:36
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for serious, mrs d8 and i will be celebrating our 37th anniversary in four days. here are a couple tips for you: when she says "I wish I were dead" do not reply with "me too" when things are a bit shaky, share the blame. On even numbered days, it's my fault. On odd numbered days, it's hers. (I implemented this system and she agreed to it) have little fights. don't save up for a big one. when she says, "I told you so!" say "What the gently caress makes you think I listen in the first place?"
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Jul 13, 2014 01:38
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dee eight posted:when things are a bit shaky, share the blame. On even numbered days, it's my fault. On odd numbered days, it's hers. (I implemented this system and she agreed to it) Its a good thing women are bad at math.
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Jul 13, 2014 01:49
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Wedding photo's plz
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Jul 13, 2014 01:49
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dee eight posted:37th anniversary hosed up if true.
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Jul 13, 2014 01:50
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i hope your marriage crumbles rapidly, OP
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Jul 13, 2014 01:52
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Prallax Litovsk posted:hosed up if true. yeah it's true i'm old and so is she
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Jul 13, 2014 01:53
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dee eight posted:yeah it's true Do you um... still "make love to her"? realtalk it's pretty cool if you're old and postin' (posting)
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Prallax Litovsk posted:Do you um... still "make love to her"? we call it sex. it's why we have an AC unit in the bedroom in the summer. even more personal, today is my birthday and I'm 59 older than genesplicer, younger than tokaii
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Jul 13, 2014 02:06
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im in the process of divorce gently caress u op
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Jul 13, 2014 02:09
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Captn Kurp posted:im in the process of divorce you lucky bastard
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Jul 13, 2014 02:09
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Happy birthday man. The thought of a 59 year old on SA just made my day, thanks.
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Jul 13, 2014 02:09
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I'm getting married in a few months and I'm super pissed you started this thread before I got the chance because now I won't be the first goon in history to get married. For the sake of my posting career I hope your marriage gets annulled soon. e: for the record my thread was going to be called "About to legally see a vagina, AMA" Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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dee eight posted:you lucky bastard lol aww. I made my self feel bad.
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Jul 13, 2014 02:25
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What's it like to touch another human being OP?
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Jul 13, 2014 02:29
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http://youtu.be/Hh-USn_USGw
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Jul 13, 2014 02:30
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Come back and give us an update in a couple of years. I just hit the five year mark myself and miraculously no problems. Then again we have been together a little over ten now. My advice, pick your battles wisely, know when to say "Yes dear."
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Jul 13, 2014 02:31
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ha ha
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Jul 13, 2014 02:34
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SirEvelynTremble posted:ha ha That's at the seven year mark.
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Jul 13, 2014 02:37
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sorry your life is over
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Jul 13, 2014 02:40
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I was married for almost 10 years and got a divorce recently. It's awesome. I wholeheartedly agree with Louis C.K. on marriage: "I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. That is the only time I can say that [about my life]. By the way, I’m not saying don’t get married. If you meet someone, fall in love, and get married. Then get divorced. Get divorced! Because that's the best part! It's the best part! Marriage is just like a larvae stage for true happiness, which is divorce. Divorce is forever, it really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger, like a piece of oak. No one ever says, 'Oh my divorce is falling apart. I just can’t take it.'" And never forget, wives are like tornadoes, they scream like hell when they come and they take the house when they leave.
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Jul 13, 2014 02:41
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please don't laugh at the OP and his gargantuan wife. It's not his fault that he can't please her sexually
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Jul 13, 2014 02:41
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Blind Rasputin posted:I was married for almost 10 years and got a divorce recently. It's awesome. Gay
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if you had like 4 wives, wouldnt they all get jealous of eac other i mean how do you stop that
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