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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

that's the penalty for bigamy

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I got married today. It's actually pretty awesome.
Please share your thoughts on the sacred institution of marriage.

Be sure to wear a condom dude. That practice "you probably caught them in your looser college years and it's remained dormant since"

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
FLDS beats Islam for multiwives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XamN0Ym0mFc

SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jul 13, 2014

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
My name is Buck and I'm here to cuck.

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013
It rules. 15 years, pussy is still plentiful and hot, I don't have to pretend to give a gently caress about stupid poo poo, and my kids are hella fun. Also, slam whale.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



why owuld you post in gbs on your wedding day

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Orange Cat posted:

It rules. 15 years, pussy is still plentiful and hot, I don't have to pretend to give a gently caress about stupid poo poo, and my kids are hella fun. Also, slam whale.

getting married is one thing, but having kids is the worst idea ever

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



that guy likes to gently caress His Fat Wife

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I got married today. It's actually pretty awesome.
Please share your thoughts on the sacred institution of marriage.

why are u on the computer.also does ur wife neigh or moo for communication purposes?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Fandyien posted:

that guy likes to gently caress His Fat Wife

A favorite of mine is the fat wife skinny husband combo. A white trash classic.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Chuck Tanner posted:

getting married is one thing, but having kids is the worst idea ever

It's not your fault.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Fandyien posted:

why owuld you post in gbs

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Orange Cat posted:

It rules. 15 years, pussy is still plentiful and hot, I don't have to pretend to give a gently caress about stupid poo poo, and my kids are hella fun. Also, slam whale.

if i had your life i would kill myself

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

if i had your life i would kill myself

Seroxat
Jan 10, 2011
So wait is the op married to a man or a woman

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.

Armchair Calvinist posted:

*gets married*

*posts about it in GBS*

*beats meat, right in the middle of GBS*

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Orange Cat posted:

It rules. 15 years, pussy is still plentiful and hot, I don't have to pretend to give a gently caress about stupid poo poo, and my kids are hella fun. Also, slam whale.

holy grail

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

A misanthrope posted:

if i had your life i would kill myself

nothing stopping u from doing the lords work now

op also remembr to kill you are famil..

KillTylerDurden
May 15, 2004
I watched Fight Club one too many times.

A misanthrope posted:

if i had your life i would kill myself

Seeing this through A Misanthrope's lense, I'd kill myself.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Good for you OP. I've become ok with the fact Ill never have a meaningful relationship.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
congrats/go gently caress yourself, OP.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

dee eight posted:

we call it sex. it's why we have an AC unit in the bedroom in the summer.

even more personal, today is my birthday and I'm 59

older than genesplicer, younger than tokaii

are yall going to do the couples coffin thing.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Was I supposed to post a thread when I got married? I'm three years late, but ok, I got married.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

if u think about it having kids is just enabling pedophilia

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I got married today. It's actually pretty awesome.
Please share your thoughts on the sacred institution of marriage.

I know a Kurt that got married today are you Kurt?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mr. Sunshine posted:

I love her, but I love Lowtax more.

thats a speed record cuck right there

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dee eight posted:

we call it sex. it's why we have an AC unit in the bedroom in the summer.

even more personal, today is my birthday and I'm 59

older than genesplicer, younger than tokaii

59 is a good age to get married

for real i want to wait that long


and i'm never ever having children

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Frostwerks posted:

are yall going to do the couples coffin thing.

o hell no

the vow said until death do you part so i'm looking forward to some hot ghost action in the afterlife

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Jesus never got married...

Mazel tov to y'all who did.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I got married today. It's actually pretty awesome.
Please share your thoughts on the sacred institution of marriage.

Please post pictures of you and your ugly bride. What was the "theme" of the wedding? Don't you know how goon wedding threads work?

naem
May 29, 2011

I've been kind of a player Dousche for several years somehow and after getting burned pretty bad I think I'm going to make a really great loving SO for the right girl some day. Ironically all the women I'm meeting are player Dousches lately who just want to gently caress. It's like it's backwards day

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Congrats to you and GE Cafe.

You two complete each other.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

naem posted:

I've been kind of a player Dousche for several years somehow and after getting burned pretty bad I think I'm going to make a really great loving SO for the right girl some day. Ironically all the women I'm meeting are player Dousches lately who just want to gently caress. It's like it's backwards day

why are you spelling it like that

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i agree, it's spelled dutchess

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
op how many times have you been cucked by your wife so far

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Frostwerks posted:

i agree, it's spelled dutchess

we are married now.

BOO-YA

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
how much did the realdoll cost op tia. asking for a friend

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
pic of op found

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

grats op :3:

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naem
May 29, 2011

Drunk & Ugly posted:

if you had like 4 wives, wouldnt they all get jealous of eac other

i mean how do you stop that

You DON'T you play that poo poo UP, it's loving brilliant are you kidding?? If only!

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