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Just sayin'
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:27 |
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gently caress them apes
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:28 |
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Ape shall never kill ape.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:28 |
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I like when caesar died and kavu took the throne (and the guns)
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:29 |
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Huge Fucker Bitch posted:I like when caesar died and kavu took the throne (and the guns) Ya but he Caesar lived tho and took it back
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:30 |
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too long for my taste. Enjoyed it, just too long
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:31 |
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VendaGoat posted:too long for my taste. Enjoyed it, just too long That's what she said
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:37 |
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monkey planet: dawn on the earth of monkey world 2
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:54 |
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dawn of the planet: apes r takin over
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:55 |
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lolling how the humans kept that jumpy nervous guy around who kept loving things up. You would think apocalypse would at least weed people through natural selection or that the humans would only use the most reliable people for risky missions.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:56 |
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the planet of the apes was actually earth
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:57 |
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I will say the movie gave off some strong lion king ripoff vibes with the ape that looked like scar and acted like scar and betrayed the mufasa ape
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:57 |
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One of my kids books has a kicking gorilla in it. I thought that was stupid. If the movie has that, it's dumb too.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 03:59 |
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the previews on youtube sent me into a terrible fit of seizures on account of how incredibly loving dumb they were. beneath the planet of the apes looks better than this poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:00 |
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Did they ever explain why the apes ride shoulder to shoulder on horses hipfiring machine guns at humans who also have machine guns? Cause I thought the whole point was the apes were smart.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:07 |
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Is there any ape/human sex? If not, then who cares.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:07 |
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Fandyien posted:the previews on youtube sent me into a terrible fit of seizures on account of how incredibly loving dumb they were. beneath the planet of the apes looks better than this poo poo Is that the one where the earthworms fight voles? Except they're superintelligent?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:08 |
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Holy poo poo 93% on rotten tomatoes the last one did really good critically as well. so i guess that makes this like the best sci-fi franchise in the last 20 years?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:13 |
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Maneck posted:One of my kids books has a kicking gorilla in it. I thought that was stupid. If the movie has that, it's dumb too. lol you have kids talk about dumb
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:14 |
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MoreLikeTen posted:Did they ever explain why the apes ride shoulder to shoulder on horses hipfiring machine guns at humans who also have machine guns? Cause I thought the whole point was the apes were smart. i couldn't get over that. if the apes were smart wouldn't they suitcase nuke us or something. everything in the previews just looked like absurd bullshit. that being said 93% on Rottentomatoes is hella impressive so Maneck posted:Is that the one where the earthworms fight voles? Except they're superintelligent? i dont really remember i just got wasted once and saw part of it on tv
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:16 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Is there any ape/human sex? If not, then who cares.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:16 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Is there any ape/human sex? If not, then who cares. nope
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:17 |
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Fandyien posted:i couldn't get over that. if the apes were smart wouldn't they suitcase nuke us or something. everything in the previews just looked like absurd bullshit. that being said 93% on Rottentomatoes is hella impressive so people like stupid poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:17 |
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A misanthrope posted:Holy poo poo 93% on rotten tomatoes I hope sci-fi superstar Jaden Smith gets the lead role in the next part.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:17 |
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Did ape kill ape?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:18 |
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I want to say something racist, but that new GBS rule is just makes me not want to risk it.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:18 |
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i just dont understand how a hyper intelligent ape uprising that eventualyl defeats the combined armies of man somehow ends up riding horses and shooting machine guns and not wearing clothes or driving tanks. furthermore wasn't hte whole point of the original planet of the apes that man destroyed itself and then apes evolved over eons in a replay of human evolution but with a twist? the first planet of the apes movie was awesome and had a message and it sounds like this not only fucks up the awesome part, but isn't even an accurate prequel
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:20 |
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Korthal posted:I want to say something racist, but that new GBS rule is just makes me not want to risk it. don't say mean things about yourself and your mother
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:21 |
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Fandyien posted:i couldn't get over that. if the apes were smart wouldn't they suitcase nuke us or something. everything in the previews just looked like absurd bullshit. that being said 93% on Rottentomatoes is hella impressive so Batman did this too. All the cops in NYC get in a big pack and just run headlong at guys with assault rifles and like 3 or 4 die before they have a 300 style brawl in the street. The aurora shooter killed more people with a gun than actual batman villains.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:21 |
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Fandyien posted:i just dont understand how a hyper intelligent ape uprising that eventualyl defeats the combined armies of man somehow ends up riding horses and shooting machine guns and not wearing clothes or driving tanks. furthermore wasn't hte whole point of the original planet of the apes that man destroyed itself and then apes evolved over eons in a replay of human evolution but with a twist? the first planet of the apes movie was awesome and had a message and it sounds like this not only fucks up the awesome part, but isn't even an accurate prequel It's because a super-plague gets released in the final moments of the first movie which decimates humanity. The original Planet of the Apes owned
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:21 |
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etalian posted:It's because a super-plague gets released in the final moments of the first movie which decimates humanity. in the original planet of the apes? did i miss something?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:23 |
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Fandyien posted:in the original planet of the apes? did i miss something? The old movie which had Charlton Heston and the classic twist ending. The Tim Burton remake was pretty horrible.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:24 |
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Korthal posted:I want to say something racist, but that new GBS rule is just makes me not want to risk it. fyi the whites in this movie were both worse actors and less human than the apes in the film hth, the white man is the devil and lacks a soul and thus is inferior to even common animals
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:24 |
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I really feel like the one movie was sufficient to explore the Planet of the Apes mythology and themes
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:26 |
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It's pretty weird that the apes wear bandoliers of ammo and poo poo and none of them think to put on bullet proof vests or helmets because the apes in the movie were close to human proportions.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:29 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:It's pretty weird that the apes wear bandoliers of ammo and poo poo and none of them think to put on bullet proof vests or helmets because the apes in the movie were close to human proportions. apes have a strong sense of smell i wouldn't want to stink like a dirty fukin human either
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:31 |
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Gaunab posted:people like stupid poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:33 |
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honestly yes it was well shot and thats anout all your gonna get out of a hollyweird movie but i disliked the amount of horrible ape death. i would enjoy an equal helping of human body evisceration. like in the stories about ape attacks.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:34 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:It's pretty weird that the apes wear bandoliers of ammo and poo poo and none of them think to put on bullet proof vests or helmets because the apes in the movie were close to human proportions. So write a fuckin letter.
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