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any hot red throbbing bonobo asses in this flick??
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:36 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:05 |
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the best ape in the movie was Maurice Also was realistic that the human survivor camp at SF city hall was poorly organized since it was probably comprised of west coasters. Lets sit around the whole day smoking weed and debating the merits of marxism instead of rebuilding society.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:36 |
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are there any gay apes? gapes for short like goatse which would be a good name for a gay ape e: or a blind goat
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:37 |
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pls don't post gifs of my childhood abuse
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:38 |
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Dustin Hoffman in this one?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:38 |
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Waltzing Along posted:are there any gay apes? I think Maurice mighta been
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:03 |
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etalian posted:The old movie which had Charlton Heston and the classic twist ending. oh i never saw that all the way through because i think i hated the beginning. i guess i just dont get why someone cant do a decent reamake a movie that was objectively hella cheesy but still sort of a masterpiece. like stick to the original story completely and just do a better job with the apes, the sets, maybe add a little subtle exposition everybody has to add machine guns and exploding golden gate bridges and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:18 |
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They should have filmed it in Detroit haha
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:22 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:They should have filmed it in Detroit haha Similar to the new Godzilla movie, it was filmed in Vancouver with all the exterior shots also being done in BC.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:23 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:They should have filmed it in Detroit haha haha
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:27 |
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Gaunab posted:people like stupid poo poo
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:29 |
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heh
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:35 |
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seen it, jerked, loved it
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:39 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:seen it, jerked, loved it Ape fetish?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:05 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Is there any ape/human sex? If not, then who cares. No, but there was human/ape sex.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:08 |
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That's cool, OP. I had doubts. Maybe I'll check it out.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:08 |
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The Human Crouton posted:No, but there was human/ape sex. Actually you are right Caesar gets cucked by a human which is what really starts the war. Don't cuck apes.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:10 |
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this is a good review of the movie, lotta good analysis http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes,36436/
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:44 |
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First movie where I couldn't tell that some of the cgi was cgi, is this the singularity?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:04 |
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Rise of the dawn of the planet of the apes
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:05 |
lolol
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:35 |
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Can't wait for Night of the Planet of the Apes since they're set on ripping off Romero movie titles.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:47 |
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Waltzing Along posted:are there any gay apes? there are a bunch of bi apes. called...
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:58 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:First movie where I couldn't tell that some of the cgi was cgi, is this the singularity? u are getting old and your vision is failing
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 14:47 |
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fuckin right it was awesome everything i wanted
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:41 |
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Every movie is made by apes! Makes you think.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:44 |
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Every movie is made by apes! Makes you think. that's actually a really good loving point
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:45 |
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Yeah this movie is really good no joke. It's a good sleeper action movie that's better than Pacific Rim. It's probably even better than the original Heston POTA, it's like the Empire Strikes Back of POTA(since it's a middle movie in a trilogy).
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:46 |
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How do a bunch of apes on horses take over a country with a trillion dollar defense budget
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:08 |
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never trust an elf posted:How do a bunch of apes on horses take over a country with a trillion dollar defense budget pandemic that kills humans
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:09 |
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HIVed again
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:12 |
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never trust an elf posted:How do a bunch of apes on horses take over a country with a trillion dollar defense budget you gotta watch the movie bud!!
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:15 |
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Was man flesh eaten at any point?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:18 |
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some things are not meant to be seen but imagined
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:20 |
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AAAAAAPE!!!! FIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:38 |
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that koba was a real goddamn monkey what a poo poo reminds me of bibi netanyahu
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:41 |
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Sancho posted:u are getting old and your vision is failing his son looked like rear end, abnd....poo poo....probably
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:48 |
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etalian posted:lolling how the humans kept that jumpy nervous guy around who kept loving things up. this was really the only thing that bothered me about the movie. they made it a point to mention how indispensable this guy was to the mission, he fucks up and gets sent away, and then they accomplish the entire mission without him anyways pretty good movie tho; probably about 20 minutes too long, but very solid otherwise. my favorite part was the gorilla petting the kitty lol
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:54 |
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my problems with the movie, beyond the jumpy guy, were: (a) when they mention the women and children apes are coming, their plan is to fight asap before the women and children get there. stupid plan. much better plan is to meet up with the women and children, who will immediately return to caesar's loyalty. then when caesar&co show up with all the women and children in tow, 90% of the dudes with koba would go over to caesar and there wouldn't be any fight. koba overthrown by the power of pussy. (b) why did the human leave the apes at the end? better to stay with them and serve as a human-ape liaison or become a pro-ape freedom fighter. i mean wtf?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:59 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:05 |
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MeLKoR posted:Was man flesh eaten at any point? no and no ripping of man flesh or eye-gougin or anything. they seemed to enjoy creating sequences of ape death by burning, guns, collapsed buildings. i suspect the filmmakers were human.
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