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Lavender Philtrum
May 16, 2011
Bank Account/ Swiss Bank Account/Credit Cards:

Chase, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Compass, Frost, Woodforest, etc.

Each/Checking = $25,000,000.00
Each/Savings = $200,000,000,.00
Separate Savings = $25,000,000.00 w/ 4.99% APR for 12 years - Totaling $1,497,000,000.00
Swiss Bank Account = $?
Every Retail store as well as Every Major Credit Card

Private Underwater Mansion/Luxury Mansion:

48 Bed/Bath +3 (1/2 Baths);
Walk-in Closets;
Walk-In Pantry;
Walk-in Deep Freeze;
Lg. Kitchen/Bakery;
Lg. Living Room;
Lg, Dining Room;
Office;
Classroom;
Game Room;
Home Theater;
Library;
Gym;
Salon/Spa/Sauna;
Outdoor Kitchen;
Man Cave;
Woman Cave;
Crafts Room;
Indoor Shooting/Archery Range;
Armory;
Gamers Paradise;
Indoor Pool;
Kids Play Area;
Indoor Activity Area (Sports);
Submarine Bay;
Hologram deck;
State-of-The-Art Wireless Security System;
Electro-Magnetic Generator;
Intercom System Through-Out The Mansion;

650 Terabyte Digital Media Tower That Has Every Movie Ever Made And Every Song on Both (MPG & Karaoke Format - That
is hooked Up To Every Bedroom on The Yacht/ Home Theater/ Living Room/ Outdoor Kitchen/ Man & Woman Cave/ & Custom
Karaoke System);

Docks On Surface for Yacht/ Landing Craft/ & Amphibious Airplane (Underwater Mansion);
(Crew on Call 24/7)

Yacht:

48 Bed/Bath +3 (1/2 Baths);
Walk-In Pantry;
Walk-in Deep Freeze;
Lg. Kitchen/Bakery;
Lg. Living Room;
Lg. Dining Room;
Office;
Classroom;
Game Room;
Home Theater;
Library;
Gym;
Salon/Spa/Sauna;
Outdoor Kitchen;
Man Cave;
Woman Cave;
Crafts Room;
Indoor Shooting/Archery Range;
Armory:
Shark Proof Scuba Cage Under Yacht;
Gamers Paradise;
State-of-The-Art Wireless Security System;
Submarine Bay;
Outdoor Paradise;
Heli-Pad With Multi-Passenger Chopper;
Electro-Magnetic Generator;
Indoor Pool;
Indoor Activity Area (Sports);
Intercom System Through-Out The Yacht;
Kids Play Area;
Hologram Deck;

650 Terabyte Digital Media Tower That Has Every Movie Ever Made And Every Song on Both (MPG & Karaoke Format - That
is hooked Up To Every Bedroom on The Yacht/ Home Theater/ Living Room/ Outdoor Kitchen/ Man & Woman Cave/ & Custom
Karaoke System);

(Crew on Call 24/7)

Business's (Parts 1, 2, & 3):

Part 1 - The Ultimate Touch (business brings in $35 billion a year after payroll and everything else is paid):

Veterinarian Medicine (domestic, livestock); Family Medical Practice; CADD Designer; Interior Design;
Project Management; Construction Management; Business Management; Real-Estate (new/pre-owned);
Home Furnishings; Landscaping; Pest Control; Custom Outdoor Kitchens; Lighting Systems; Handyman Service;
Painting; Plumbing; Electrical; Appliance Repair & Sales; Custom Cabinets; Flooring (Install & Repair);
Custom Pools (Indoor/Outdoor); Pressure Washing; Custom Tree Houses; Custom Kids Play Areas; Pet Custom Jobs;
Catering; Wedding Planner; Maid service; Home-Healthcare; Auto-Mechanics Shop; Wrecker Service;
Auto, Boat, R.V., & Climate Controlled Storage; Moving Service; Moving Truck/Trailer Rental;
Do-It-Yourself (DIY) Supplies; Feed & Tack Supply


Part 2 - (Ceradyne Industries Inc.*):

Ceradyne Industries Inc. is the leading supplier of military & civilian cyborgs (U.S. & Allies
olny). The company also makes weapons, body armor, camping gear, hiking gear, reppeling gear,
survival gear, fishing equipment, hunting equipment, & medical technology. The company is
located in a concealed location for protection. And getting to it is dangerous and hazardous.


Part 3 - Sandals (nudist island resort):

Sandals is a large nudist island resort with a huge hotel in the middle of it. The only way to
get to the resort is through a cruise ship that is owned by the hotel. The cruise ship leaves
from the ports in Los Angeles, California every 3 weeks. Although is is a nudist resort the
guest can have sex anywhere on the cruise ship or the resort if they so choose to. at the very
top of the resort there is a huge mansion that the owner of the place lives in. Since the
resort don't fall under a certain jurisdiction children are able to work there if the choose
to. The resort is a bit further southeast from the coast of Hawaii by 300 nautical miles.
There are only 2 rules on both the cruise ship and the resort.

Rule 1: Have fun (sexual or no)
Rule 2: No Clothes Allowed at any time

Personal Crew - (Is Made Up Of All Cyborgs (On Call 24/7)) - Total Cyborgs 24,500*:

Male:

1 Captain;
5 Cooks;
15 Aircraft Maintenance;
2 Pilot's;
2 Co-Pilots;
3 Electronics Experts;
6 Private Armed Guards w/ K-9;
1 Driver;
6 Yacht Maintenance;
1 Grand Master Martial Arts Instructor (All Styles);
1 Butler;
4 Drafter;
10 Salesman;
415 Builder;
5 Janitor;
24,000 (Personal Military Fleet)


Female:

2 Waitress;
6 Maids;
1 Secretary;
6 Salon/Spa Techs;
4 Nannies;
1 All-Field Doctor;
2 Nurses;
1 Tutor/Home School Teacher (K - Collage PHD [ All Degrees])

Vehicles, ATV, Trailers, Planes, Boats:

Aircraft:

Private Jet (Big/Small);
Private Amphibious Aircraft;
Private Multi-Passenger Helicopter


Boats:

Super Mega Yacht;
Private Landing Craft;
House Boat;
Sun Tracker - 2-deck Party Barge;
Ranger Bass Boat;
Sea-doo Ski Boat;
Speed Boat;
Fan Boat;
20' John Boat;
22' James Bay Freight Liner Canoe;
Floating Retreat w/Anchor & 25 HP Outboard Motor;
Pedal Boat;
Military Fleet ( 3 Aircraft Carriers, 8 Subs, 5 Cruisers, 12 Destroyers, 8 Troop Transports, 4 Vehicle Transports)


Vehicles:

Private Humvee Limo;
Custom Rig R.V.;
Custom Medical R.V.;
Custom Business R.V.;
Chevy Express Commercial Cutaway Utility Truck (16 Business/1 Personal);
Gibbs - Humdinga;
Custom Dune Buggy;
2014 Jeep Hunter;
'68 Camaro SS;
'88 Camaro IROC-Z SS T-Top;
'88 Monte Carlo SS T-Top;
'94 Vette LT-1;
'76 Vette Stingray T-Top;
'67 Shelby 500 GT;
'88 GMC DeLorean;
'88 Lamborghini Countash;
2000 Lamborghini Galobo;
'89 Porshe 911 Turbo;
'72 Oldsmobile 442;
2010 Dodge Durango;
2009 Dodge Dakota;
Custom 1970 C-10;
2010 Dodge 2500 Mega-Cab 4X4;
Racing Travelling Truck;
Heavy-Duty Utility Truck w/ Bucket Arm;
Utility Truck w/ Dumping Cage;
Custom Welding Truck;
2013 Chevy Yukon XL w/ Trailer Hitch;
2013 Dodge Dually 3500 4-Door Mega Cab Pick-up w/ Trailer Hitch;
2013 Luxury "Year of The Dragon" Pick-Up Truck;
2013 H3T Hummer 4-door pick-up;
Military Tactical Stryker;
Custom Ripsaw


ATV:

2 Grizzly 700
3 Gibbs - Quad Ski w/ Trailer's That Float;
2 Snowmobile;
2 750cc Dirt Bike:
Polaris RZR XP 4 900;
12 Passenger Tram Cart w/ Storage Area On Back;
2 Personal Electric Scooters;
2 Segway Scooters;
Custom Hummer Golf Cart


Trailers:

Horse Trailer w/ 8 stalls, Tack Room, & Living Quarters;
Custom Trailer w/ Adjustable Rails For Car/ ATV / Motorcycle & Tie-Down Boat Rack;
20' Show-Stock Bumper Pull Trailer w/ Canoe Rack & Tie-Downs on Top;
Custom Toy Hauler Trailer

Gear:

Outdoor:

FOXPRO Fast Charger;
FOXPRO Snow Crow Pro 2 Electronic Call;
FOXPRO Camo Carry Case;
Ultimate Alaknak Tent – 13' x 27';
Cabelas Deluxe Camp Kitchen;
Creek Company Hanging Camp Cupboard;
Minelab Excalibur 2 1000 Underwater Metal Detector /X2;
Repelling Gear;
Hiking Gear;
Coleman Camping Coffeemaker;
Fisher Labs Galvanized Metal Sand Scoop /X2;
Fisher Labs Hardrock Pro Gold Prospecting Kit /X2;
Stansport Adventure Seeker Prospectors Rock Pick/X2;
Teknetics Gold Pick Digging Tool /X2;
OzTent Caravan Connector For RV Series Tents /X8;
Camp Chef Propane Camp Oven & Stove /X2;
Orion First-Aid Kit - Cruiser /X2*;
Double Mantle Electronic Ignition Propane Lantern /X4;
Everything Needed For Fishing w/ 6 Telescoping Fishing Rods & Reels;
Portable Camp Shower/Toilet Shelter /X10;
Coleman CPX 4.5 Energy Power Pack Portable Electronics Charger /X6;
Coleman Optimax XP H2O 200-Qt. Marine Cooler /X4;
Coleman Large Portable Flush Toilet /X5;
Coleman Hot Water On Demand Portable Water Heater, Carry Bag, Hose Adapter;
Coleman Large Portable Flush Toilet /X5;
Rechargeable Electric Frontiersman Animal Attack Deterrent /X6;
GoGirl Feminine Urination Device;
Mosquito Magnet Independence Flying Insect Trap /X2;
Wash N' Go Sink /X2;
Mosquito Magnet Trap Attractants / Lure 3-Pk. /X4*;
Coleman Digital Compass /X2;
Plano Waterproof Sportsmans Black Wheeled Trunk /X120;
Pack Soap Biodegradable Outdoors Soap /X8*;
BlastMatch Fire Starter /X2*;
Reliance Double Doodie Waste Bags w/Bio-Gel 6-Pk. /X14*;
Reliance Bio-Tissue Toilet Tissue /X8*;
Mosquito Magnet Replacement Nets /X8*;
Deluxe Survival Kit /X2*;
Coleman Pack-A-way Picnic Table Set /X2;
DeLome InReach 2-Way Satellite Communicator /X2;
Ascend™ 20° Mummy Sleeping Bag /X2;
Kamp-Rite Double Tent/Cot w/Rain Fly /X2;
Rotisserie Grill & Spit;
Kamp-Rite Tent/Cot Gear Storage Bag /X2;
Folding Director's Chair w/Side Table /X2;
Coleman Pack-A-Way 4-N-1 Table set /X2;
Coghlan's Telescoping Fork /X2;
Camp Chef Mountain Man Grill X2;
Full Set of Cast Iron Cookware;
Coghlans Chow Kit /X8;
Lodge Dutch Oven Gloves;
Logging Chainsaw;
Double Head Ax;
Outdoors Glacier Stainless Ketalist Camp Cook System /X3;
Outdoors Spice Missile /X24;
15 Ton Hydraulic Powered Log Splitter;
Cast-Iron Skillet Spoon Rest/Ashtray /X8;
Lodge Deep Fry Basket;
6-Qt. Cast Iron Camp Dutch Oven /X2;
Lodge Logic Cast Iron Melting Pot /X2;
13-Pc. Deluxe BBQ Tool Set;
Lodge Logic Cast Iron Dutch Oven Lid Lifter - 15" /X2;
Lodge Logic Cast-Iron Rectangular Grill Press /X6;
Ozark Trail Hobo Tool w/ Food Tray /X2;
Lodge Tall Bay Camp Dutch Oven Tripod /X2;
Coleman Ring In A Bag /X2;
10.5-Qt Aluminum Pan & Basket /X2;
Texsport Adjustable Tent Pole /X20;
Wind N' Go 2 Way Radio Emergency Alert Weather Set /X2;
Katadyn Pocket Water Microfilter /X2*;
Tactical Team Radio Set /X2;
MX5000 Radio Pouch /X2;
Olive Drab Super Hammock /X2;
Special Forces Shovel With Sheath /X2;
Dynamo Hand Crank LED Flashlight and Cellphone Charger /X2;
Gerber Sport Utility Kit / X2;
Boar Spear w/Metal Shaft & Sheath /X2;
4' Professional Blowgun /X2;
O.D. Nylon Braided Utility Cord 2100 Feet Spool /X3*;
Snake Bite Kit / X2;
Extractor Pump Kit / X2;
Coghlans Insect Sting/Bite Reliever / X4*;
Extreme Take Apart Camp Ax & Pouch / X2;
Rechargeable Lighting Electric Handheld Horn;
PowerTraveller Solarmonkey Adventurer;
Russian Extreme Cold Weather Jumpsuits /X2;
20 min. Road Flare w/Wire Stand 72-Pk. /X2*;
Russian Rain Cape /X2;
Assortment of USB Power Adapters w/ USB Extension Cables of Different Lengths /X2;
Sawyer Maxi Deet Bulk Pump 24 fl. oz. / X4*


Tactical/Military:

Mil-spec Plus Pistol Belt;
Voodoo Tactical Vented Black Sunglasses;
Bulletproof/Knifeproof Suit w/ Cloaking Technology;
Special Forces Shovel With Sheath;
4' Professional Blowgun;
Boar Spear w/ Metal Shaft & Sheath;
Israeli M15 Military Gas Mask;
Multi Purpose Gas Mask Filter /X2*;
MX5000 Radio Pouch;
Tactical Team 2-Way Radio Set;
MSP-06 Entry Assault Vest;
Black BDU Set /X2;
Special Forces Helmet;
Magnesium Snowshoes;
Mil-Pack 85;
Elbow Pads;
Belgian NBC Suit /Nuclear Radiation Protection Coveralls Suit with Respirator w/ Gloves and Boots cover X6;
Black G.I. Style Jungle Combat Boots;
All-Terrain Camo Suits (Set of 4);
Russian Rain Cape;
Mojo Load-Out Bag w/Backpack Straps;
Voodoo Tactical Phantom Gloves;
Dry Bag 3-Pc. Waterproof Set;
Knee Pads;
CAMS 40" Outbound;
Tactical Mission Rolling Duffel;
BlackHawk Pro-Shooters Mat;
42" Double Rifle Case /X12;
Blackhawk S.T.R.I.K.E. Deployment Kit Bag;
Blackhawk A.L.E.R.T. 5 Bag;
Polish Field Mattress;
Russian Khaki Shelter Half;
74-Pc. Slim Line Lock Pick Set;
Repelling Gear;
Leupold RX600i Rangefinder;
Retractable Tether /X2;
Garmin ETREX VISTA GPS;
Black Safariland Double Cuff Disposable Restraints - 100-Pk.*;
Scarab Tactical Restraint Cutter;
Utility Pouch w/Nalgene Bottle Pocket;
M40 Wilderness Survival Kit;
Fold-Out Medical Pack /X2;
Military Field Surgical Kit;
Ace Of Spades Skull Zippo Lighter;
Zippo Holder Belt Buckle


Boating, Diving:

JBL Gulf Magnum Speargun /X2;
JBL Speargun Shaft 56 X 3/8 Inches /X24;
JBL Double Barb Speargun Tip 7mm /X24;
Speargun Shock Coil 20 ft /X2;
Armor Speargun Bag /X2;
Aeris EX100 Full Scuba Package /X2;
Aqua Lung Legend LUX Scuba Regulator /X2;
Atomic Cobalt Dive Computer /X2;
Black Steel FX133 Steel Cylinder 3442 PSI /X4;
Catalina 63 cu ft Aluminum Scuba Tank /X4;
Ocean Reef Neptune Space G. Divers + GSM /X2;
Aqua Lung Slingshot Scuba Fins /X2;
Atomic SV2 Snorkel /X2;
EVO Mens 1mm Elite Wetsuit~(color);
EVO Lycra Dive Hood /X2;
EVO Womens 1mm Elite Wetsuit~(color);
Scuba Tank Cylinder Checker /X2;
Light & Motion SOLA Dive 500 Light /X2;
GoPro Waterproof Diving Camara /X2;
Cordura Dive Weight Belt /X2;
Lead 6# Scuba Diving Weights /X56;
Ocean Reef M105 Digital Surface Communicator /X4;
Ocean Reef Commercial Quick Connect /X4;
Bauer Jr. 2 E1 115 Scuba Dive Air Compressor /X4;
Blade Fish 5000 DPV Sea Scooter /X2;
Blade Fish Car & Boat Charger /X2;
Class 3 Life Jackets /X150;
Marine Raider 5' Canoe Paddle /X2;
Mercury Marine 20HP 4-Stroke Outboard Motor;
Attwood 12-Gal. Portable Fuel Tank


Weapons, Care Kits, & Ammo.:

Horton Fury Crossbow Package /X2;
Quest Bowhunting Primal Bow Kit /X2;
Carbon Express Surge 20" Crossbow Bolts 6-pk. /X15;
Cabelas Carbon Hunter Arrows 6-pk. /X15;
AMS Bowfishing Crossbow Bolt w/3 Barb Grapple /X10;
AMS Retriever Pro Combo Kit;
Slik Tip Points /X180;
Cabela's T2 Series T200 Lite Quiver /X4;
HawgLite Marauder Lighting System /X4;
Muzzy 100' 600# Gator Cord /X6;
Barrett BORS w/Leupold Mark 4 4.5-14x50mm Scope /X8;
Barrett 82A1 .50 BMG Rifle;
EO Tech CNVD-T Clip-on Night Vision Thermal Imaging Sight /X8;
SWAT/Combat Profile Adjustable Height Clamp-on Shooter's Bipod /X8;
Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG 10-rd. mag /X10;
.50 BMG API Ammo 10,000-Rd. /X2*;
Saiga 12 Russian Shotgun IZ-109;
Saiga 12-Gauge 50-rd. Drum Mag /X4;
Wolf 12-Ga. Shotgun Ammo 00 Buckshot 250 Round Case /X4*;
12 Guage Power Rifle Slug 250 Round Case /X4*;
RRA LAR-8 Standard Operator .308 cal. /X2;
X-50 100-Rd. .308 AR-15 Style Rifle Drum Mag /X4;
Wolf Ammunition .308 500 Round Case / /X4*;
RRA LAR-15 A4 Quadrail .223 cal. /X2;
KCI 5.56 100-Rd. AR-15 Drum Mag w/Pouch&Loader /X4;
Wolf .223 AR15 Rifle Ammo 1000 Round Case /X4*;
UBL-37 37mm Under-barrel Launcher /X2;
Hatch A6 Munitions Bag /X6;
37mm To 26.5mm Adapter /X8;
37mm grenades(exploding, flash, frag, smoke, thermite);
26.5mm Red Rocket Parachute Singal Flares;
EAA Witness .40 S&W SteelFrame, FS, 15-Rd. Mag /X2;
EAA Tangfolio Witness Match Mag .40 S&W 15-Rd /X12;
.40 S&W 500 Round Case /X4*;
Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, Semi-Auto , 8-Rd. Mag, w/ Laser Sight X2;
Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, 8-Rd. Mag /X8;
.44 Mag 500 Round Case /X4*;
Universal 27-Pc Gun Cleaning Kit w/Roll-Up Case /X2;
Universal Gun Cleaning Kit w/Aluminum Chest /X2;
Universal Handgun Cleaning Kit;
Oil Bottle /X8
Bull Frog Rusthunter Firearm Cleaner 40 fl. oz. /X4;
Predator Movie Machete /X3;
Zatoichi Sword /X2;
Ridge Runner 24-Pc. Throwing Knife Set /X6;
Black - Ontario M9 Bayonet /X2;
Black - KABAR Fighting Knife w/Kydex Sheath /X2;
LED Light Baton, Rubber Handle 21" /X2;
21" Window Breaker Baton, Rubber Handle /X2;
Kabar Kraton Handled Big Brother /X2;
Field, Fish, & Fowl Set /X2;
Colt Commander Boot Knife /X2;
Feildside Tool /X2;
Hibben Generation 2 Pro Thrower Ax /X4;
Black Survival Kit Knife /X2;
6-N-1 Multi-Purpose Tool /X2;
Switch-A-Blade Ultimate Camp Set /X2;
Saber Cut Saw w/Case /X2;
Ratchet Pruning Shears /X2;
Adventure Tool /X2;
Portable Camping/Picnic Cutlery Set /X2;
Camping Kit /X2;
Double Ball Mace /X2;
Single Ball Mace /X2;
8' Bullwhip /X2;
Great Sword;
Braveheart Sword;
Robin Hood Sword;
Excalibur Sword;
Hero's Ax;
Flanged Mace;
Shito in Shira;
Naginata;
Spontoon;
Lance;
Viking Thrusting Spear;
Viking Short-Bladed Spear Head;
Black Knight Suit of Armor;
Gauntlets;
Back Scabbard;
Sword of Darkness 2;
Sword of Vaelen 2;
Sword of Darkness;
Sword of Vaelen;
Luciendar - Sword of Light;
Morthoseth - Sword of Shadows;
Anathros - Sword of Earth;
Valermos - Sword of Fire;
Cinthorc - Sword of Justice;
Molotoch - The Slayer Sword;
LOTR - The Sword of Strider;
LOTR - The Sword of Narsil;
U.S.M.C. NCO Sword w/Etched Blade;
U.S.M.C. CO Sword w/Etched Blade;
Black Ronin Ninja Sword;
Scorpion Sword;
Samurai 3000 Katana;
Barbarian Sword;
St. Micheal's Gothic Sword;
Mega Night Watchman;
VolKoth Battle Ax;
VolKoth Battle Claw;
VolKoth Fighting Ax;
Sword of The Night;
Sword of The Day;
Dracula's Sword;
Alien Battle Sword;
Alien Knife;
Snake Tamer Sword;
Thunderbolt Short Sword;
Crypt Guardian Sword;
Sword of Arimus;
Demon Sword;
Double Eagle Sword;
Blade's Sword w/ Scabbard;
Dragon Slayer
SwordFantasy Short Sword;
Apocalypse Rider Sword;
Hell Guardian Short Sword;
Serpent Master Sword 2;
Sigfried Nothung Sword;
Barbarian Sword;
Double Bladed Ax;
Atilla's Battle Ax (Antique Pewter Finish);
Japanese Sword Set;
Campers Ax;
Lg. Damascus ToughGuy Knuckles;
Edge of Glory Ultimate Knife Sharpener


First-Aid/Medical:

Accu-Check Compact Plus Kit;
Accu-Check Compact Test Strips - 51-Bx /X20*;
Adhesive Fabric Bandages - 1"X3" 100-Bx /X5*;
CPR Mask /X9*;
Adhesive Fabric Bandages - 1"X3" 1200-Cs /X3*;
Bandage Spray 3 oz. /X20*;
Black Dynarex Nitrile Gloves, Powder-Free, Large /X37*;
Blood Clotting Spray 3 oz. /X20*;
Fabric Fingertip Bandages 50-Bx /X20*;
Fabric Knuckle Bandages 50-Bx /X20*;
Burn Spray 3 oz. /X21*;
Burn Wrap 1"X36" /X20*;
CPR Mask Provalue /X9*;
Cool Blaze with Aloe Vera Sterile Burn Dressing 4"x4" /X20*;
CPR Rescue Breather w/Orange Hard Case / X9*;
Devon Medical Finger Pulse Oximeter;
Disposable Razor Gallant Razor 50/Bx / X12*;
Elastic Bandage 2" x 5 yds. (10/pkg) /X30*;
Elastic Bandage 3" x 5 yds (10/pkg) /X30*;
Elastic Bandage 4" x 5 yds (10/pkg) /X30*;
Elastic Bandage 6" x 5 yds (10/pkg) / X30*;
Endotracheal Tube 7.0 /X100*;
GoodSense 100% Lamb's Wool Padding 3/8 oz. /X20*;
GoodSense Dual Scale Flexible Tip Digital Thermometer;
Mabis Disposable Thermometer Probes 50-bx /X10*;
GoodSense All Day Pain Relief Naproxen Sodium Caplets 50-bx /X10*;
Finger Cots, Large - 144-bx /X10*;
Irrigation Syringe 20CC /X100*;
Flexible XL Band Aids 1-3/4" x 4" 10-bx /X30*;
Kelly Forceps /X20*;
Laryngoscope Handle For Disposable Blades - Penlight;
Mabis Macintosh Blade, Size 1 - 87mm /X200*;
Mabis Reusable 4 mm Specula;
Mabis Dual Head Callibur Stethoscope;
Magill Forceps 8 - Child /X10;
Magill Forceps 10 - Adult /X10;
Paramedic Scissors;
MedSource Disposable Burn Sheet 60" x 90" /X40*;
Moleskin (4/strip) /X40*;
Peak Flow Meter;
New Skin Liquid Bandage 50 Applications 0.3 oz - 1/bx /X16*;
Prestige Medical Wristmate Digital Blood Pressure Monitor;
PTP Valve Mask, Adult *;
S3 Stat Stethoscope Securing Device;
Safety Pins 2,000-Bx /X2*;
15 Blade Disposable Scalpel /X40
Skin Stapler, Disposable 25 /X20*;
Skin Staple Remover;
Spenco 2nd Skin Blister Kit /X12*;
Splinter-Outs 12-Pkg /X12*;
Steri-Strips .5" X 4" Wound 6-pk /X20*;
Surgical Suture /X12*;
3 cc Syringe 100-bx /X10*;
5 cc Syringe 100-bx /X10*;
12cc Syring /X200*;
30cc Syringe 25-bx /X10*;
60cc Syringe 25-bx /X10*;
Tongue Depressor 5-1/2" 100-bx /X10*;
Triangular Bandage 40" x 40" 12-pkg /X10*;
Stainless Steel Tweezers 10-pkg /X2*;
Water Jel Burn Dressing 2" x 6" /X20*;
Water Jel Burn Dressing 4" x 4" /X20*;
Water Jel Bacitracin Antibiotic Ointment Packets 144-bx /X10*;
Hydrogen Peroxide 8 oz /X10*;
Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol 70% 16 oz /X10*;
Wound Closure Tray /X12*;
1" Needles~Orange 100-box /X16*;
Riester Pocket Otoscope~AA w/ F.O. Halogen light 2.5V;
Portable Ultrasound Unit / X2;
Ultrasound Gel /X3*;
ADC 323M Listerette Scissor 5 1/5;
Extra Strength Acetaminophen 500 Mg (325 Caplets) /X5*;
Ibuprofen Tablets USP, 200MG 500-Tablets /X4*;
Prolamine Iodine (90 Tablets) /X3*;
Pepto Bismol 5 SYM RELIEF 96 CHEWABLE /X20*;
Maxi Overnight Extra Heavy Flow with Wings Unscented Pads 20 Count (Pack of 2) /X12*;
Every Type of Medicine That Could Possibly Be Needed /X4*;
Every Type of Anti-Venom Known To Man /X4*;
Surgical Tools;
Everything Needed For A Mobile Emergency Care Unit

Notes:

*Please Note: All the weapons, hunting gear, fishing gear, hiking gear, camping gear, diving gear, & first-aid supplies
are kept in a locked up storage area.
*TA-50 welded military grade lockers, cabinets, & storage area w/ a bio-scan lock & digital keypad for pass-code
(Firearms Especially)
*Plano waterproof sportsmans black wheeled trunk X120 (60 first-aid supplies / 60 for diving, fishing, hiking, camping)
*5.11 Tactical CAMS 40" Outbound / X2
*5.11 Tactical Mission Rolling Duffel / X4 <-hunting equipment
*BlackHawk Pro-Shooters Mat / XL
*5.11 Tactical 42" Double Rifle Case / X12 <- Firearms & bows
*Blackhawk S.T.R.I.K.E. Deployment Kit Bag / X15 <-survival gear
*Blackhawk A.L.E.R.T. 5 Bag
*Mil-Pack 85 / X2
*Mojo Load-Out Bag w/Backpack Straps /X6 (1 repelling gear)
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*If you would like pics for scenarios please let me know and I will e-mail them to you or
something.
*Please let me know if you e-mail me so I can do what i need to do.
*Her age can be changed to fit the rp.
*Scenarios can be altered if need be as they are not done into stone (Name, Age, and Setup of the pre-made
setup are able to be changed if that is needed)
*All kinks that are in the maybe status may or may not happen in the rp with or without
warning.
*Even though I like pregnancy, I do not automatically start out in a role as being pregnant.
*I do offer a time hop in all my stories if you want it to go a little quicker.
*If you have a picture of what you want my character to look like please share (clothed or nude doesn't matter to me).
*If I do RP with you "DO NOT" try to run my character for me as this is a major peeve of mine and it WILL result in a
auto-ignore of your character on my list.
*I had too much stuff to fit onto 1 profile so I had to spread it out into 3 of them
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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
gay

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Where is the part where you take the giant rubber cock out of your rear end?

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
this is a copypasta isnt it

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
loving 5. 5s all around. this is the best thread i have EVER read. thank you

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

get these on first and get to work

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
these goku pants are not genuine, where's the signature crease at the middle

Nog
May 15, 2006

pls include the original link

also pls contact the mods to give us permission to join this guy's cyborg crew (no trolling though, that is rude)

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

disgusting filthy vile

Lavender Philtrum
May 16, 2011

ripped0ff posted:

pls include the original link

also pls contact the mods to give us permission to join this guy's cyborg crew (no trolling though, that is rude)

https://www.f-list.net/c/rp%20gurl%203
enjoy
i'm washing my hands of this now i just had to share it with someone

Nog
May 15, 2006


literally not goatse

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Lavender Philtrum posted:

Since the resort don't fall under a certain jurisdiction children are able to work there if the choose to.

There are only 2 rules on both the cruise ship and the resort.

Rule 1: Have fun (sexual or no)
Rule 2: No Clothes Allowed at any time
Sounds like a place for :pedo:

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

The poo poo is this gently caress?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Japanese Phone Box posted:

these goku pants are not genuine, where's the signature crease at the middle

where's the bulge?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

How do you have all that but no technogym?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
5 janitors for 24,500 people?

doens't seem right to me, op

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Milky Moor posted:

5 janitors for 24,500 people?

doens't seem right to me, op

and the sawdust budget must be astronomical

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

Lavender Philtrum posted:

Bank Account/ Swiss Bank Account/Credit Cards:

Chase, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Compass, Frost, Woodforest, etc.

Each/Checking = $25,000,000.00
Each/Savings = $200,000,000,.00
Separate Savings = $25,000,000.00 w/ 4.99% APR for 12 years - Totaling $1,497,000,000.00
Swiss Bank Account = $?
Every Retail store as well as Every Major Credit Card

Private Underwater Mansion/Luxury Mansion:

48 Bed/Bath +3 (1/2 Baths);
Walk-in Closets;
Walk-In Pantry;
Walk-in Deep Freeze;
Lg. Kitchen/Bakery;
Lg. Living Room;
Lg, Dining Room;
Office;
Classroom;
Game Room;
Home Theater;
Library;
Gym;
Salon/Spa/Sauna;
Outdoor Kitchen;
Man Cave;
Woman Cave;
Crafts Room;
Indoor Shooting/Archery Range;
Armory;
Gamers Paradise;
Indoor Pool;
Kids Play Area;
Indoor Activity Area (Sports);
Submarine Bay;
Hologram deck;
State-of-The-Art Wireless Security System;
Electro-Magnetic Generator;
Intercom System Through-Out The Mansion;

650 Terabyte Digital Media Tower That Has Every Movie Ever Made And Every Song on Both (MPG & Karaoke Format - That
is hooked Up To Every Bedroom on The Yacht/ Home Theater/ Living Room/ Outdoor Kitchen/ Man & Woman Cave/ & Custom
Karaoke System);

Docks On Surface for Yacht/ Landing Craft/ & Amphibious Airplane (Underwater Mansion);
(Crew on Call 24/7)

Yacht:

48 Bed/Bath +3 (1/2 Baths);
Walk-In Pantry;
Walk-in Deep Freeze;
Lg. Kitchen/Bakery;
Lg. Living Room;
Lg. Dining Room;
Office;
Classroom;
Game Room;
Home Theater;
Library;
Gym;
Salon/Spa/Sauna;
Outdoor Kitchen;
Man Cave;
Woman Cave;
Crafts Room;
Indoor Shooting/Archery Range;
Armory:
Shark Proof Scuba Cage Under Yacht;
Gamers Paradise;
State-of-The-Art Wireless Security System;
Submarine Bay;
Outdoor Paradise;
Heli-Pad With Multi-Passenger Chopper;
Electro-Magnetic Generator;
Indoor Pool;
Indoor Activity Area (Sports);
Intercom System Through-Out The Yacht;
Kids Play Area;
Hologram Deck;

650 Terabyte Digital Media Tower That Has Every Movie Ever Made And Every Song on Both (MPG & Karaoke Format - That
is hooked Up To Every Bedroom on The Yacht/ Home Theater/ Living Room/ Outdoor Kitchen/ Man & Woman Cave/ & Custom
Karaoke System);

(Crew on Call 24/7)

Business's (Parts 1, 2, & 3):

Part 1 - The Ultimate Touch (business brings in $35 billion a year after payroll and everything else is paid):

Veterinarian Medicine (domestic, livestock); Family Medical Practice; CADD Designer; Interior Design;
Project Management; Construction Management; Business Management; Real-Estate (new/pre-owned);
Home Furnishings; Landscaping; Pest Control; Custom Outdoor Kitchens; Lighting Systems; Handyman Service;
Painting; Plumbing; Electrical; Appliance Repair & Sales; Custom Cabinets; Flooring (Install & Repair);
Custom Pools (Indoor/Outdoor); Pressure Washing; Custom Tree Houses; Custom Kids Play Areas; Pet Custom Jobs;
Catering; Wedding Planner; Maid service; Home-Healthcare; Auto-Mechanics Shop; Wrecker Service;
Auto, Boat, R.V., & Climate Controlled Storage; Moving Service; Moving Truck/Trailer Rental;
Do-It-Yourself (DIY) Supplies; Feed & Tack Supply


Part 2 - (Ceradyne Industries Inc.*):

Ceradyne Industries Inc. is the leading supplier of military & civilian cyborgs (U.S. & Allies
olny). The company also makes weapons, body armor, camping gear, hiking gear, reppeling gear,
survival gear, fishing equipment, hunting equipment, & medical technology. The company is
located in a concealed location for protection. And getting to it is dangerous and hazardous.


Part 3 - Sandals (nudist island resort):

Sandals is a large nudist island resort with a huge hotel in the middle of it. The only way to
get to the resort is through a cruise ship that is owned by the hotel. The cruise ship leaves
from the ports in Los Angeles, California every 3 weeks. Although is is a nudist resort the
guest can have sex anywhere on the cruise ship or the resort if they so choose to. at the very
top of the resort there is a huge mansion that the owner of the place lives in. Since the
resort don't fall under a certain jurisdiction children are able to work there if the choose
to. The resort is a bit further southeast from the coast of Hawaii by 300 nautical miles.
There are only 2 rules on both the cruise ship and the resort.

Rule 1: Have fun (sexual or no)
Rule 2: No Clothes Allowed at any time

Personal Crew - (Is Made Up Of All Cyborgs (On Call 24/7)) - Total Cyborgs 24,500*:

Male:

1 Captain;
5 Cooks;
15 Aircraft Maintenance;
2 Pilot's;
2 Co-Pilots;
3 Electronics Experts;
6 Private Armed Guards w/ K-9;
1 Driver;
6 Yacht Maintenance;
1 Grand Master Martial Arts Instructor (All Styles);
1 Butler;
4 Drafter;
10 Salesman;
415 Builder;
5 Janitor;
24,000 (Personal Military Fleet)


Female:

2 Waitress;
6 Maids;
1 Secretary;
6 Salon/Spa Techs;
4 Nannies;
1 All-Field Doctor;
2 Nurses;
1 Tutor/Home School Teacher (K - Collage PHD [ All Degrees])

Vehicles, ATV, Trailers, Planes, Boats:

Aircraft:

Private Jet (Big/Small);
Private Amphibious Aircraft;
Private Multi-Passenger Helicopter


Boats:

Super Mega Yacht;
Private Landing Craft;
House Boat;
Sun Tracker - 2-deck Party Barge;
Ranger Bass Boat;
Sea-doo Ski Boat;
Speed Boat;
Fan Boat;
20' John Boat;
22' James Bay Freight Liner Canoe;
Floating Retreat w/Anchor & 25 HP Outboard Motor;
Pedal Boat;
Military Fleet ( 3 Aircraft Carriers, 8 Subs, 5 Cruisers, 12 Destroyers, 8 Troop Transports, 4 Vehicle Transports)


Vehicles:

Private Humvee Limo;
Custom Rig R.V.;
Custom Medical R.V.;
Custom Business R.V.;
Chevy Express Commercial Cutaway Utility Truck (16 Business/1 Personal);
Gibbs - Humdinga;
Custom Dune Buggy;
2014 Jeep Hunter;
'68 Camaro SS;
'88 Camaro IROC-Z SS T-Top;
'88 Monte Carlo SS T-Top;
'94 Vette LT-1;
'76 Vette Stingray T-Top;
'67 Shelby 500 GT;
'88 GMC DeLorean;
'88 Lamborghini Countash;
2000 Lamborghini Galobo;
'89 Porshe 911 Turbo;
'72 Oldsmobile 442;
2010 Dodge Durango;
2009 Dodge Dakota;
Custom 1970 C-10;
2010 Dodge 2500 Mega-Cab 4X4;
Racing Travelling Truck;
Heavy-Duty Utility Truck w/ Bucket Arm;
Utility Truck w/ Dumping Cage;
Custom Welding Truck;
2013 Chevy Yukon XL w/ Trailer Hitch;
2013 Dodge Dually 3500 4-Door Mega Cab Pick-up w/ Trailer Hitch;
2013 Luxury "Year of The Dragon" Pick-Up Truck;
2013 H3T Hummer 4-door pick-up;
Military Tactical Stryker;
Custom Ripsaw


ATV:

2 Grizzly 700
3 Gibbs - Quad Ski w/ Trailer's That Float;
2 Snowmobile;
2 750cc Dirt Bike:
Polaris RZR XP 4 900;
12 Passenger Tram Cart w/ Storage Area On Back;
2 Personal Electric Scooters;
2 Segway Scooters;
Custom Hummer Golf Cart


Trailers:

Horse Trailer w/ 8 stalls, Tack Room, & Living Quarters;
Custom Trailer w/ Adjustable Rails For Car/ ATV / Motorcycle & Tie-Down Boat Rack;
20' Show-Stock Bumper Pull Trailer w/ Canoe Rack & Tie-Downs on Top;
Custom Toy Hauler Trailer

Gear:

Outdoor:

FOXPRO Fast Charger;
FOXPRO Snow Crow Pro 2 Electronic Call;
FOXPRO Camo Carry Case;
Ultimate Alaknak Tent – 13' x 27';
Cabelas Deluxe Camp Kitchen;
Creek Company Hanging Camp Cupboard;
Minelab Excalibur 2 1000 Underwater Metal Detector /X2;
Repelling Gear;
Hiking Gear;
Coleman Camping Coffeemaker;
Fisher Labs Galvanized Metal Sand Scoop /X2;
Fisher Labs Hardrock Pro Gold Prospecting Kit /X2;
Stansport Adventure Seeker Prospectors Rock Pick/X2;
Teknetics Gold Pick Digging Tool /X2;
OzTent Caravan Connector For RV Series Tents /X8;
Camp Chef Propane Camp Oven & Stove /X2;
Orion First-Aid Kit - Cruiser /X2*;
Double Mantle Electronic Ignition Propane Lantern /X4;
Everything Needed For Fishing w/ 6 Telescoping Fishing Rods & Reels;
Portable Camp Shower/Toilet Shelter /X10;
Coleman CPX 4.5 Energy Power Pack Portable Electronics Charger /X6;
Coleman Optimax XP H2O 200-Qt. Marine Cooler /X4;
Coleman Large Portable Flush Toilet /X5;
Coleman Hot Water On Demand Portable Water Heater, Carry Bag, Hose Adapter;
Coleman Large Portable Flush Toilet /X5;
Rechargeable Electric Frontiersman Animal Attack Deterrent /X6;
GoGirl Feminine Urination Device;
Mosquito Magnet Independence Flying Insect Trap /X2;
Wash N' Go Sink /X2;
Mosquito Magnet Trap Attractants / Lure 3-Pk. /X4*;
Coleman Digital Compass /X2;
Plano Waterproof Sportsmans Black Wheeled Trunk /X120;
Pack Soap Biodegradable Outdoors Soap /X8*;
BlastMatch Fire Starter /X2*;
Reliance Double Doodie Waste Bags w/Bio-Gel 6-Pk. /X14*;
Reliance Bio-Tissue Toilet Tissue /X8*;
Mosquito Magnet Replacement Nets /X8*;
Deluxe Survival Kit /X2*;
Coleman Pack-A-way Picnic Table Set /X2;
DeLome InReach 2-Way Satellite Communicator /X2;
Ascend™ 20° Mummy Sleeping Bag /X2;
Kamp-Rite Double Tent/Cot w/Rain Fly /X2;
Rotisserie Grill & Spit;
Kamp-Rite Tent/Cot Gear Storage Bag /X2;
Folding Director's Chair w/Side Table /X2;
Coleman Pack-A-Way 4-N-1 Table set /X2;
Coghlan's Telescoping Fork /X2;
Camp Chef Mountain Man Grill X2;
Full Set of Cast Iron Cookware;
Coghlans Chow Kit /X8;
Lodge Dutch Oven Gloves;
Logging Chainsaw;
Double Head Ax;
Outdoors Glacier Stainless Ketalist Camp Cook System /X3;
Outdoors Spice Missile /X24;
15 Ton Hydraulic Powered Log Splitter;
Cast-Iron Skillet Spoon Rest/Ashtray /X8;
Lodge Deep Fry Basket;
6-Qt. Cast Iron Camp Dutch Oven /X2;
Lodge Logic Cast Iron Melting Pot /X2;
13-Pc. Deluxe BBQ Tool Set;
Lodge Logic Cast Iron Dutch Oven Lid Lifter - 15" /X2;
Lodge Logic Cast-Iron Rectangular Grill Press /X6;
Ozark Trail Hobo Tool w/ Food Tray /X2;
Lodge Tall Bay Camp Dutch Oven Tripod /X2;
Coleman Ring In A Bag /X2;
10.5-Qt Aluminum Pan & Basket /X2;
Texsport Adjustable Tent Pole /X20;
Wind N' Go 2 Way Radio Emergency Alert Weather Set /X2;
Katadyn Pocket Water Microfilter /X2*;
Tactical Team Radio Set /X2;
MX5000 Radio Pouch /X2;
Olive Drab Super Hammock /X2;
Special Forces Shovel With Sheath /X2;
Dynamo Hand Crank LED Flashlight and Cellphone Charger /X2;
Gerber Sport Utility Kit / X2;
Boar Spear w/Metal Shaft & Sheath /X2;
4' Professional Blowgun /X2;
O.D. Nylon Braided Utility Cord 2100 Feet Spool /X3*;
Snake Bite Kit / X2;
Extractor Pump Kit / X2;
Coghlans Insect Sting/Bite Reliever / X4*;
Extreme Take Apart Camp Ax & Pouch / X2;
Rechargeable Lighting Electric Handheld Horn;
PowerTraveller Solarmonkey Adventurer;
Russian Extreme Cold Weather Jumpsuits /X2;
20 min. Road Flare w/Wire Stand 72-Pk. /X2*;
Russian Rain Cape /X2;
Assortment of USB Power Adapters w/ USB Extension Cables of Different Lengths /X2;
Sawyer Maxi Deet Bulk Pump 24 fl. oz. / X4*


Tactical/Military:

Mil-spec Plus Pistol Belt;
Voodoo Tactical Vented Black Sunglasses;
Bulletproof/Knifeproof Suit w/ Cloaking Technology;
Special Forces Shovel With Sheath;
4' Professional Blowgun;
Boar Spear w/ Metal Shaft & Sheath;
Israeli M15 Military Gas Mask;
Multi Purpose Gas Mask Filter /X2*;
MX5000 Radio Pouch;
Tactical Team 2-Way Radio Set;
MSP-06 Entry Assault Vest;
Black BDU Set /X2;
Special Forces Helmet;
Magnesium Snowshoes;
Mil-Pack 85;
Elbow Pads;
Belgian NBC Suit /Nuclear Radiation Protection Coveralls Suit with Respirator w/ Gloves and Boots cover X6;
Black G.I. Style Jungle Combat Boots;
All-Terrain Camo Suits (Set of 4);
Russian Rain Cape;
Mojo Load-Out Bag w/Backpack Straps;
Voodoo Tactical Phantom Gloves;
Dry Bag 3-Pc. Waterproof Set;
Knee Pads;
CAMS 40" Outbound;
Tactical Mission Rolling Duffel;
BlackHawk Pro-Shooters Mat;
42" Double Rifle Case /X12;
Blackhawk S.T.R.I.K.E. Deployment Kit Bag;
Blackhawk A.L.E.R.T. 5 Bag;
Polish Field Mattress;
Russian Khaki Shelter Half;
74-Pc. Slim Line Lock Pick Set;
Repelling Gear;
Leupold RX600i Rangefinder;
Retractable Tether /X2;
Garmin ETREX VISTA GPS;
Black Safariland Double Cuff Disposable Restraints - 100-Pk.*;
Scarab Tactical Restraint Cutter;
Utility Pouch w/Nalgene Bottle Pocket;
M40 Wilderness Survival Kit;
Fold-Out Medical Pack /X2;
Military Field Surgical Kit;
Ace Of Spades Skull Zippo Lighter;
Zippo Holder Belt Buckle


Boating, Diving:

JBL Gulf Magnum Speargun /X2;
JBL Speargun Shaft 56 X 3/8 Inches /X24;
JBL Double Barb Speargun Tip 7mm /X24;
Speargun Shock Coil 20 ft /X2;
Armor Speargun Bag /X2;
Aeris EX100 Full Scuba Package /X2;
Aqua Lung Legend LUX Scuba Regulator /X2;
Atomic Cobalt Dive Computer /X2;
Black Steel FX133 Steel Cylinder 3442 PSI /X4;
Catalina 63 cu ft Aluminum Scuba Tank /X4;
Ocean Reef Neptune Space G. Divers + GSM /X2;
Aqua Lung Slingshot Scuba Fins /X2;
Atomic SV2 Snorkel /X2;
EVO Mens 1mm Elite Wetsuit~(color);
EVO Lycra Dive Hood /X2;
EVO Womens 1mm Elite Wetsuit~(color);
Scuba Tank Cylinder Checker /X2;
Light & Motion SOLA Dive 500 Light /X2;
GoPro Waterproof Diving Camara /X2;
Cordura Dive Weight Belt /X2;
Lead 6# Scuba Diving Weights /X56;
Ocean Reef M105 Digital Surface Communicator /X4;
Ocean Reef Commercial Quick Connect /X4;
Bauer Jr. 2 E1 115 Scuba Dive Air Compressor /X4;
Blade Fish 5000 DPV Sea Scooter /X2;
Blade Fish Car & Boat Charger /X2;
Class 3 Life Jackets /X150;
Marine Raider 5' Canoe Paddle /X2;
Mercury Marine 20HP 4-Stroke Outboard Motor;
Attwood 12-Gal. Portable Fuel Tank


Weapons, Care Kits, & Ammo.:

Horton Fury Crossbow Package /X2;
Quest Bowhunting Primal Bow Kit /X2;
Carbon Express Surge 20" Crossbow Bolts 6-pk. /X15;
Cabelas Carbon Hunter Arrows 6-pk. /X15;
AMS Bowfishing Crossbow Bolt w/3 Barb Grapple /X10;
AMS Retriever Pro Combo Kit;
Slik Tip Points /X180;
Cabela's T2 Series T200 Lite Quiver /X4;
HawgLite Marauder Lighting System /X4;
Muzzy 100' 600# Gator Cord /X6;
Barrett BORS w/Leupold Mark 4 4.5-14x50mm Scope /X8;
Barrett 82A1 .50 BMG Rifle;
EO Tech CNVD-T Clip-on Night Vision Thermal Imaging Sight /X8;
SWAT/Combat Profile Adjustable Height Clamp-on Shooter's Bipod /X8;
Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG 10-rd. mag /X10;
.50 BMG API Ammo 10,000-Rd. /X2*;
Saiga 12 Russian Shotgun IZ-109;
Saiga 12-Gauge 50-rd. Drum Mag /X4;
Wolf 12-Ga. Shotgun Ammo 00 Buckshot 250 Round Case /X4*;
12 Guage Power Rifle Slug 250 Round Case /X4*;
RRA LAR-8 Standard Operator .308 cal. /X2;
X-50 100-Rd. .308 AR-15 Style Rifle Drum Mag /X4;
Wolf Ammunition .308 500 Round Case / /X4*;
RRA LAR-15 A4 Quadrail .223 cal. /X2;
KCI 5.56 100-Rd. AR-15 Drum Mag w/Pouch&Loader /X4;
Wolf .223 AR15 Rifle Ammo 1000 Round Case /X4*;
UBL-37 37mm Under-barrel Launcher /X2;
Hatch A6 Munitions Bag /X6;
37mm To 26.5mm Adapter /X8;
37mm grenades(exploding, flash, frag, smoke, thermite);
26.5mm Red Rocket Parachute Singal Flares;
EAA Witness .40 S&W SteelFrame, FS, 15-Rd. Mag /X2;
EAA Tangfolio Witness Match Mag .40 S&W 15-Rd /X12;
.40 S&W 500 Round Case /X4*;
Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, Semi-Auto , 8-Rd. Mag, w/ Laser Sight X2;
Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, 8-Rd. Mag /X8;
.44 Mag 500 Round Case /X4*;
Universal 27-Pc Gun Cleaning Kit w/Roll-Up Case /X2;
Universal Gun Cleaning Kit w/Aluminum Chest /X2;
Universal Handgun Cleaning Kit;
Oil Bottle /X8
Bull Frog Rusthunter Firearm Cleaner 40 fl. oz. /X4;
Predator Movie Machete /X3;
Zatoichi Sword /X2;
Ridge Runner 24-Pc. Throwing Knife Set /X6;
Black - Ontario M9 Bayonet /X2;
Black - KABAR Fighting Knife w/Kydex Sheath /X2;
LED Light Baton, Rubber Handle 21" /X2;
21" Window Breaker Baton, Rubber Handle /X2;
Kabar Kraton Handled Big Brother /X2;
Field, Fish, & Fowl Set /X2;
Colt Commander Boot Knife /X2;
Feildside Tool /X2;
Hibben Generation 2 Pro Thrower Ax /X4;
Black Survival Kit Knife /X2;
6-N-1 Multi-Purpose Tool /X2;
Switch-A-Blade Ultimate Camp Set /X2;
Saber Cut Saw w/Case /X2;
Ratchet Pruning Shears /X2;
Adventure Tool /X2;
Portable Camping/Picnic Cutlery Set /X2;
Camping Kit /X2;
Double Ball Mace /X2;
Single Ball Mace /X2;
8' Bullwhip /X2;
Great Sword;
Braveheart Sword;
Robin Hood Sword;
Excalibur Sword;
Hero's Ax;
Flanged Mace;
Shito in Shira;
Naginata;
Spontoon;
Lance;
Viking Thrusting Spear;
Viking Short-Bladed Spear Head;
Black Knight Suit of Armor;
Gauntlets;
Back Scabbard;
Sword of Darkness 2;
Sword of Vaelen 2;
Sword of Darkness;
Sword of Vaelen;
Luciendar - Sword of Light;
Morthoseth - Sword of Shadows;
Anathros - Sword of Earth;
Valermos - Sword of Fire;
Cinthorc - Sword of Justice;
Molotoch - The Slayer Sword;
LOTR - The Sword of Strider;
LOTR - The Sword of Narsil;
U.S.M.C. NCO Sword w/Etched Blade;
U.S.M.C. CO Sword w/Etched Blade;
Black Ronin Ninja Sword;
Scorpion Sword;
Samurai 3000 Katana;
Barbarian Sword;
St. Micheal's Gothic Sword;
Mega Night Watchman;
VolKoth Battle Ax;
VolKoth Battle Claw;
VolKoth Fighting Ax;
Sword of The Night;
Sword of The Day;
Dracula's Sword;
Alien Battle Sword;
Alien Knife;
Snake Tamer Sword;
Thunderbolt Short Sword;
Crypt Guardian Sword;
Sword of Arimus;
Demon Sword;
Double Eagle Sword;
Blade's Sword w/ Scabbard;
Dragon Slayer
SwordFantasy Short Sword;
Apocalypse Rider Sword;
Hell Guardian Short Sword;
Serpent Master Sword 2;
Sigfried Nothung Sword;
Barbarian Sword;
Double Bladed Ax;
Atilla's Battle Ax (Antique Pewter Finish);
Japanese Sword Set;
Campers Ax;
Lg. Damascus ToughGuy Knuckles;
Edge of Glory Ultimate Knife Sharpener


First-Aid/Medical:

Accu-Check Compact Plus Kit;
Accu-Check Compact Test Strips - 51-Bx /X20*;
Adhesive Fabric Bandages - 1"X3" 100-Bx /X5*;
CPR Mask /X9*;
Adhesive Fabric Bandages - 1"X3" 1200-Cs /X3*;
Bandage Spray 3 oz. /X20*;
Black Dynarex Nitrile Gloves, Powder-Free, Large /X37*;
Blood Clotting Spray 3 oz. /X20*;
Fabric Fingertip Bandages 50-Bx /X20*;
Fabric Knuckle Bandages 50-Bx /X20*;
Burn Spray 3 oz. /X21*;
Burn Wrap 1"X36" /X20*;
CPR Mask Provalue /X9*;
Cool Blaze with Aloe Vera Sterile Burn Dressing 4"x4" /X20*;
CPR Rescue Breather w/Orange Hard Case / X9*;
Devon Medical Finger Pulse Oximeter;
Disposable Razor Gallant Razor 50/Bx / X12*;
Elastic Bandage 2" x 5 yds. (10/pkg) /X30*;
Elastic Bandage 3" x 5 yds (10/pkg) /X30*;
Elastic Bandage 4" x 5 yds (10/pkg) /X30*;
Elastic Bandage 6" x 5 yds (10/pkg) / X30*;
Endotracheal Tube 7.0 /X100*;
GoodSense 100% Lamb's Wool Padding 3/8 oz. /X20*;
GoodSense Dual Scale Flexible Tip Digital Thermometer;
Mabis Disposable Thermometer Probes 50-bx /X10*;
GoodSense All Day Pain Relief Naproxen Sodium Caplets 50-bx /X10*;
Finger Cots, Large - 144-bx /X10*;
Irrigation Syringe 20CC /X100*;
Flexible XL Band Aids 1-3/4" x 4" 10-bx /X30*;
Kelly Forceps /X20*;
Laryngoscope Handle For Disposable Blades - Penlight;
Mabis Macintosh Blade, Size 1 - 87mm /X200*;
Mabis Reusable 4 mm Specula;
Mabis Dual Head Callibur Stethoscope;
Magill Forceps 8 - Child /X10;
Magill Forceps 10 - Adult /X10;
Paramedic Scissors;
MedSource Disposable Burn Sheet 60" x 90" /X40*;
Moleskin (4/strip) /X40*;
Peak Flow Meter;
New Skin Liquid Bandage 50 Applications 0.3 oz - 1/bx /X16*;
Prestige Medical Wristmate Digital Blood Pressure Monitor;
PTP Valve Mask, Adult *;
S3 Stat Stethoscope Securing Device;
Safety Pins 2,000-Bx /X2*;
15 Blade Disposable Scalpel /X40
Skin Stapler, Disposable 25 /X20*;
Skin Staple Remover;
Spenco 2nd Skin Blister Kit /X12*;
Splinter-Outs 12-Pkg /X12*;
Steri-Strips .5" X 4" Wound 6-pk /X20*;
Surgical Suture /X12*;
3 cc Syringe 100-bx /X10*;
5 cc Syringe 100-bx /X10*;
12cc Syring /X200*;
30cc Syringe 25-bx /X10*;
60cc Syringe 25-bx /X10*;
Tongue Depressor 5-1/2" 100-bx /X10*;
Triangular Bandage 40" x 40" 12-pkg /X10*;
Stainless Steel Tweezers 10-pkg /X2*;
Water Jel Burn Dressing 2" x 6" /X20*;
Water Jel Burn Dressing 4" x 4" /X20*;
Water Jel Bacitracin Antibiotic Ointment Packets 144-bx /X10*;
Hydrogen Peroxide 8 oz /X10*;
Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol 70% 16 oz /X10*;
Wound Closure Tray /X12*;
1" Needles~Orange 100-box /X16*;
Riester Pocket Otoscope~AA w/ F.O. Halogen light 2.5V;
Portable Ultrasound Unit / X2;
Ultrasound Gel /X3*;
ADC 323M Listerette Scissor 5 1/5;
Extra Strength Acetaminophen 500 Mg (325 Caplets) /X5*;
Ibuprofen Tablets USP, 200MG 500-Tablets /X4*;
Prolamine Iodine (90 Tablets) /X3*;
Pepto Bismol 5 SYM RELIEF 96 CHEWABLE /X20*;
Maxi Overnight Extra Heavy Flow with Wings Unscented Pads 20 Count (Pack of 2) /X12*;
Every Type of Medicine That Could Possibly Be Needed /X4*;
Every Type of Anti-Venom Known To Man /X4*;
Surgical Tools;
Everything Needed For A Mobile Emergency Care Unit

Notes:

*Please Note: All the weapons, hunting gear, fishing gear, hiking gear, camping gear, diving gear, & first-aid supplies
are kept in a locked up storage area.
*TA-50 welded military grade lockers, cabinets, & storage area w/ a bio-scan lock & digital keypad for pass-code
(Firearms Especially)
*Plano waterproof sportsmans black wheeled trunk X120 (60 first-aid supplies / 60 for diving, fishing, hiking, camping)
*5.11 Tactical CAMS 40" Outbound / X2
*5.11 Tactical Mission Rolling Duffel / X4 <-hunting equipment
*BlackHawk Pro-Shooters Mat / XL
*5.11 Tactical 42" Double Rifle Case / X12 <- Firearms & bows
*Blackhawk S.T.R.I.K.E. Deployment Kit Bag / X15 <-survival gear
*Blackhawk A.L.E.R.T. 5 Bag
*Mil-Pack 85 / X2
*Mojo Load-Out Bag w/Backpack Straps /X6 (1 repelling gear)
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*If you would like pics for scenarios please let me know and I will e-mail them to you or
something.
*Please let me know if you e-mail me so I can do what i need to do.
*Her age can be changed to fit the rp.
*Scenarios can be altered if need be as they are not done into stone (Name, Age, and Setup of the pre-made
setup are able to be changed if that is needed)
*All kinks that are in the maybe status may or may not happen in the rp with or without
warning.
*Even though I like pregnancy, I do not automatically start out in a role as being pregnant.
*I do offer a time hop in all my stories if you want it to go a little quicker.
*If you have a picture of what you want my character to look like please share (clothed or nude doesn't matter to me).
*If I do RP with you "DO NOT" try to run my character for me as this is a major peeve of mine and it WILL result in a
auto-ignore of your character on my list.
*I had too much stuff to fit onto 1 profile so I had to spread it out into 3 of them
*If you choose a scenario please let me know which profile, category, sub category and number the scenario the scenario
is located in as this is vital information that I need so I do not get them confused for you.




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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I can't tell if you're an elf or not, OP.

But I don't think you're an elf.

Make an elf.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

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i'm washing my hands of this now i just had to share it with someone


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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

why isn't Gear: Weapon Care under Gear: Weapon Stuff

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