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Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
"MMMBop"

Oh oh oh oh oh
Yeah

You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast, yeah
Oh
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get old and start losing your hair
Tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du
Yeah

Oh yeah
In an Mmmbop they're gone
Yeah yeah

Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows
Oh, no one knows

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du, yeah

Oh
Yeah oh

In an mmm bop they're gone
Oh yeah oh
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmm bop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmm bop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're not there
In an mmmbop they're gone
In an mmmbop they're not there
Until you lose your hair
Oh
But you don't care

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du, yeah

Yeah
Oh yeah oh oh
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And hen you get old and start losing your hair
Tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du, care

Can you tell me? oh
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me? oh
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me? oh
(Which flower's going to grow?)
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me? oh
(If it's going to be a daisy or a rose?)
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me? oh
(which flower's going to grow?)
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me? oh
You say you can but you don't know
Oh yeah
You say you can but you don't know
You dont know
You dont know, oh

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du, care

Oh
Can u tell me? oh
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can u tell me? oh
You say you can but you don't know
Can u tell me? oh
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can u tell me?
You say you can but you don't know



What do you guys think?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i went paintballing with the hanson brothers once and they were pretty cool irl

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Who-nson?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09qPXUb7bmk

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

THS posted:

i went paintballing with the hanson brothers once and they were pretty cool irl

I like their song MMMBop

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Ladies and Gentlemen, the 90's

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I wrote a paper deconstructing these lyrics! Princess Diana died that same year. It was a bummer.

Hanson are Mormons and each have 20 babies now, I think.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

I.C. posted:

I wrote a paper deconstructing these lyrics! Princess Diana died that same year. It was a bummer.

Hanson are Mormons and each have 20 babies now, I think.

What did you find out from deconstructing the lyrics

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i bet theyve grown up into being some p hot chicks

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i like the part where they sing about "secret no one knows"








































playful secrets

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hat Thoughts posted:

What did you find out from deconstructing the lyrics

I think I ended up saying it was about love. I wasn't smart then and I'm not smart now.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
an old coworker of mine whose husband was 30 years her senior (she was 30) realy liked hanson. i think what im trying to say is that if u like hanson youre hosed

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

I.C. posted:

I think I ended up saying it was about love. I wasn't smart then and I'm not smart now.

Hey man, there are a lot of ways to measure intelligence, and I think you're probably right about the song.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
to be young again.

i remember biking all around town with this on my walkman.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Oh, dear....

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
When the song came out it was acceptable for me to masturbate to the hot teen girl lead songer in the music video since I was 16 years old.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

When the song came out it was acceptable for me to masturbate to the hot teen girl lead songer in the music video since I was 16 years old.

aatrek?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
They're actually still around! Wikipedia says their tenth album came out last year.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


One was very young at the time -- I mean, they were all young, but the drummer was the baby, then the middle one who all the girls had cru -- Taylor, Zach...can't remember the third. Is this weird? Was this weird? Now I feel like it was.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
They are in this video. I think it's the most successful thing they have ever done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Waltzing Along posted:

They are in this video. I think it's the most successful thing they have ever done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

Please do not post this in the MMMBop thread

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I didn't

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
/sigh

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Hanson brothers more like Hanson sisters :xd: -- every insecure teenage boy ever

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hat Thoughts posted:

Please do not post this in the MMMBop thread
Thank you! Okay...back to my memories...
I was 16 and going to community college and thought everyone was stupid. I dressed like a weirdo and wondered why no boys ever liked me.
And today...

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
What does dressing like a weirdo constitute

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
At a time when boy bands were all just a bunch of auto-tuned pretty boys, Hansen actually wrote their own music and performed thier own instruments. They are actually more talented than most of the bands that started about the same time.



I actually have Mm - bop on my playlist for labs, mainly because it annoys my students...

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

genesplicer posted:

At a time when boy bands were all just a bunch of auto-tuned pretty boys, Hansen actually wrote their own music and performed thier own instruments. They are actually more talented than most of the bands that started about the same time.

Yep. Gotta respect a trio of kids who wrote their own music that was good enough to hit mainstream radio. I haven't heard it, but I bet they have gotten better as the years have gone on, even if their music isn't on the radio any more.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

genesplicer posted:

At a time when boy bands were all just a bunch of auto-tuned pretty boys, Hansen actually wrote their own music and performed thier own instruments. They are actually more talented than most of the bands that started about the same time.



I actually have Mm - bop on my playlist for labs, mainly because it annoys my students...

Your students are bad since it's a good song.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

They did play all their instruments! And seem like well-adjusted dudes now, if Secks Cauldron is to be believed.
Good for them.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

"A pedophile who worked at the planetarium 17 years ago posted:

You guys like Hanson?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm drunk

A song brr? Me

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Bert, tell us about your experience.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

I.C. posted:

Bert, tell us about your experience.

he tried to seduce a girl in my class during the hanson lightshow but it failed and we all laughed at his tiny peen. And he later became a forums moderator on somethingawful.com

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Drad_Bert posted:

he tried to seduce a girl in my class during the hanson lightshow but it failed and we all laughed at his tiny peen. And he later became a forums moderator on somethingawful.com

Thank you for sharing.

e: Honestly.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way!

A matter of two days ago the rumored sex audio of Taylor being hosed/fisted in a bathroom (which has been floating about the internet for the past few weeks) finally found it’s way onto a public file share/host site and is taking the internet by storm. According to the rumor in recent weeks Taylor was recorded by one of his sex partners on a small mp3 recorder during sex in a bathroom.

First linked through The DataLounge the audio clip lasts a whopping five plus minutes long. Through out the audio you can clearly hear grotesque squishing, slopping and plowing sounds. The funny thing is, Taylor’s voice is crystal clear groaning and moaning in his signature style mixed with “Oh GOD” and “OH gently caress” over and over. Shocking some is the grunting from his MALE partner who talks about how nice his rear end is. The audio wraps with a variety of noises from farting, bubbling and splattering sounds, complete with Taylor panting, grunting, straining and sighing in the process of what insiders say is him prolapsing his worn out rear end in a top hat.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
*shits on own balls*

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Cubone posted:

Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way!

A matter of two days ago the rumored sex audio of Taylor being hosed/fisted in a bathroom (which has been floating about the internet for the past few weeks) finally found it’s way onto a public file share/host site and is taking the internet by storm. According to the rumor in recent weeks Taylor was recorded by one of his sex partners on a small mp3 recorder during sex in a bathroom.

First linked through The DataLounge the audio clip lasts a whopping five plus minutes long. Through out the audio you can clearly hear grotesque squishing, slopping and plowing sounds. The funny thing is, Taylor’s voice is crystal clear groaning and moaning in his signature style mixed with “Oh GOD” and “OH gently caress” over and over. Shocking some is the grunting from his MALE partner who talks about how nice his rear end is. The audio wraps with a variety of noises from farting, bubbling and splattering sounds, complete with Taylor panting, grunting, straining and sighing in the process of what insiders say is him prolapsing his worn out rear end in a top hat.

he mmm-popped all over the truckstop floor. it was great

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