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Michael Jordan was the King. I think he owns the Wizards now. I dunno. Chicago Bulls dominated the 90's. And Michael Jordan was their King. I remember watching the final four in New Mexico, Utah was in the final four, Stokton to Malone bitches and Michael Jordan and Rodman just loving crushing Utah. Like The Jazz was an outdated mode of playing music and the Bulls were Rap-Hip-Hop. Also Michael Jordan did a bunch of hanes commercials because who doesn't love a shower of money? All I'm saying is that LeBrony and rear end-rapist-Kobe can't hold a candle to Jordan. Air Jordan 4lyf.
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Great sportsman, and its fantastic hes come out as gay.
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Jul 13, 2014 10:00
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Rapman the Cook posted:Great sportsman, and its fantastic hes come out as gay. It's MAGIC!
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Jul 13, 2014 10:01
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it's a pretty common name
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i always assumed kobe bryant was a football player because he commited a rape
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Jul 13, 2014 10:06
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:i always assumed kobe bryant was a football player because he commited a rape basket ball players rape. foorball playes have dog fights and shoot outs. soccer and boxers bite your ear off. hth
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Jul 13, 2014 10:07
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brick cow posted:Michael Jordan was the King. I think he owns the Wizards now. I dunno. Chicago Bulls dominated the 90's. And Michael Jordan was their King. I remember watching the final four in New Mexico, Utah was in the final four, Stokton to Malone bitches and Michael Jordan and Rodman just loving crushing Utah. Like The Jazz was an outdated mode of playing music and the Bulls were Rap-Hip-Hop. *In Bill Simmons voice* "Now can you expand this to 8000 words and tell me how it relates to Teen Wolf?"
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Jul 13, 2014 10:08
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These guys: Michael Jordan Barry Bonds Jerry Rice Tiger Woods Wayne Gretzky Are all the GOATs or arguably GOATs. But there was also Wilt Chamberlain Willie Mays Gale Sayers Jack Nicklaus Mario Lemieux In other words, no. But there will be someone else, someday. LBJ is certainly great, but when you have someone who was obviously the greatest ever and you saw him play a lot, it takes a bit to surpass. Man I feel fortunate to have seen those 5 guys play a lot and two of them on teams I grew up rooting for.
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Jul 13, 2014 10:12
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OP you are the Michael Jordan of shitposting.
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Jul 13, 2014 10:15
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brick cow posted:basket ball players rape. foorball playes have dog fights and shoot outs. soccer and boxers bite your ear off. hth i associated rape with murdering your family and getting away with it
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Waltzing Along posted:In other words, no. But there will be someone else, someday. LBJ is certainly great, but when you have someone who was obviously the greatest ever and you saw him play a lot, it takes a bit to surpass. You are full of poo poo. Lyndon Johnson was terrible at basketball.
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Jul 13, 2014 10:17
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Antifreeze Head posted:You are full of poo poo. Lyndon Johnson was terrible at basketball. The B stands for Bumsex
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Jul 13, 2014 10:22
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Waltzing Along posted:These guys: I agree with Gretzky, Woods, and Jordan- they defined what their sport could be. Rice and Bonds, not as much. Look at the 80's Bears or San Fran. Joe Montana was just as good as Rice. Bonds was as good as that white guy in the home run race.
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Jul 13, 2014 10:31
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Rapman the Cook posted:The B stands for Bumsex The "B" stands for Ban the Rapeman Cook
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Jul 13, 2014 10:32
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Why did they keep calling the team the Jazz after they moved to Utah anyway, is there anything even remotely jazz-related about any part of Utah?
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Jul 13, 2014 10:35
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brick cow posted:I agree with Gretzky, Woods, and Jordan- they defined what their sport could be. Rice and Bonds, not as much. Look at the 80's Bears or San Fran. Joe Montana was just as good as Rice. Bonds was as good as that white guy in the home run race. I got to watch Bonds for 15 years. I've watched baseball all my life. He was the best I've ever seen. I never got to see Mays, unfortunately and I imagine he was a sight to behold. But Bonds broke the game. He set records that will never be broken. Ever. In the modern age. (as opposed to the dead ball records and the ones from when pitchers pitched constantly) On top of this, he holds the two biggest records. Career and season HRs. And he was a HOFer before he even started using PEDs. As great as Joe was, he had a great defense to hold him up. Steve Young was better. Football is funny but rice scored the most TDs ever and set a standard of excellence that has never been matched. Hence GOAT. E: clarity Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Jul 13, 2014 10:36
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Why don't you ladies watch a real mans sport like football (soccer ball) instead? Its the World Cup final tonight!
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Jul 13, 2014 10:38
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Why don't you ladies watch a real mans sport like football (soccer ball) instead? Its the World Cup final tonight! ahahahahhahaha ahahahahhaha ahahahahahhaha
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Jul 13, 2014 10:47
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brick cow posted:The "B" stands for Ban the Rapeman Cook http://i.imgur.com/6wnIEzc.gif
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Jul 13, 2014 10:50
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I'll poo poo talk Jordan because it's funny, but no one better be talking poo poo the best hitter ever Barry Bonds. (Lebron is pretty good too I guess)
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Jul 13, 2014 10:50
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Real men fall down and pretend to be hurt. Sigh. Real men. All the sports take skill. Hockey is the sport real men play, if any. That poo poo is brutal and is probably the one that requires the highest level of skill. Except baseball which requires the highest level of skill due to the size and speed of the ball and hitting it or getting it by the batter.
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Jul 13, 2014 10:51
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Football causes horrific injuries, torn muscles, broken bones, sprained ankles, grazed knees and such basketball is basically a contest for who is the tallest man and youre not even allowed to touch each other.
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Jul 13, 2014 11:04
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he had two kids who played in college but didn't go pro also he owns probably the shittiest team in the country which is lovely largely because he insists on managing it as well despite not being the exact opposite of the michael jordan of basketball team management
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Jul 13, 2014 11:05
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hopefully, but for hockey no one can ever beat gretzky's records and thats sad
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Jul 13, 2014 11:08
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Waltzing Along posted:Real men fall down and pretend to be hurt. I was in a bar in PA every hockey game last winter olympics and I'm surprised I'm alive.
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Jul 13, 2014 11:16
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real men play rugby leage. kick that footer, and tackle a man. it is for men, men only!
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Jul 13, 2014 11:57
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raditts posted:Why did they keep calling the team the Jazz after they moved to Utah anyway, is there anything even remotely jazz-related about any part of Utah? Because it is better then the Temple. Actually, wait. It really isn't.
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Jul 13, 2014 12:33
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you all forget something. he transcended his 3D shell and entered the 2D world. i shall learn his technique.
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Jul 13, 2014 12:57
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Lamebot posted:you all forget something. he transcended his 3D shell and entered the 2D world. i shall learn his technique. doesnt that just require you to go underground
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Jul 13, 2014 13:35
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was better by every single measurable metric than Jordan. Nice to know you're a complete poser though, OP.
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don bradman was a better sportsman than jordan opquote:Wisden hailed Bradman as, "the greatest phenomenon in the history of cricket, indeed in the history of all ball games".[1] Statistician Charles Davis analysed the statistics for several prominent sportsmen by comparing the number of standard deviations that they stand above the mean for their sport.[241] quote:The statistics show that "no other athlete dominates an international sport to the extent that Bradman does cricket".[2] In order to post a similarly dominant career statistic as Bradman, a baseball batter would need a career batting average of .392, while a basketball player would need to score an average of 43.0 points per game.[242] quote:When Nelson Mandela was released after 27 years in prison, his first question to an Australian visitor was, "Is Sir Donald Bradman still alive?"
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Neurosis posted:don bradman was a better sportsman than jordan op yeah but cricket is less of a real sport than even kickball (soccer)
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Jesus Christ posted:yeah but cricket is less of a real sport than even kickball (soccer) kickball is a different sport from soccer
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Cricket is like, fancy baseball
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if were going to call barry bonds the greatest we may as well put lance armstrong on that list
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michael jordan a man who made his billions playing a rigged game michael jordan a man who made his billions playing a nigged game michael jordan a man who made his billions playing a rigged game
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:if were going to call barry bonds the greatest we may as well put lance armstrong on that list If we removed all drug testing and rules, we could have some incredible records.
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ethanol posted:michael jordan a man who made his billions playing a rigged game Just type friend of the family whitey. This poo poo right here is pathetic.
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Why did this thread start disparaging Michael Jordan while I slept? For a couple years MJ electrified a country. Basketball was the poo poo. If you weren't a bulls fan then you weren't a bulls fan because you wanted someone, anyone to beat Michael Jordan. And it literally did not happen. Michael Jordan was North Korea in North Korean history books. But in real life also.
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