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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I just don't get it, for some reason living next to a body of salt water tends to make a city better in like every way? Just wondering why.

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ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
access to free water idiot

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

ZergRushing posted:

access to free water idiot

You can't drink saltwater moron and desalination is expensive and inefficient.

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Hobohemian posted:

You can't drink saltwater moron and desalination is expensive and inefficient.

hey guys check out albert einstein over here

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i hate all coastal towns and i hate boats
i really hate boats

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

the ocean sucks and is for stupids

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

the influx of swashbucklers, dandies, and other sea-faring rapscallions gives coastal cities a flavor all their own

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
shipping ports

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

"im a stupid bug living in water eat me because i suck" - this is what lobsters say

or maybe you like to eat snot in hard shells "im a stupid gently caress head" - this is what oysters say

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The thread of inevitable destruction via powerful storm makes you enjoy life more

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i hate fish too

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i've got a thread of inevitable destruction for you

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

i've got a thread of inevitable destruction for you

You're just talking to yourself at this point; its depressing as gently caress to read.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

drat

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

a lot less poor people really helps tbh

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

what the gently caress i can't jo to this new avatar change it back

edit: actually don't worry it's cool

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
u are going to die alone and cold op lol

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

lonesomedwarf posted:

what the gently caress i can't jo to this new avatar change it back

edit: actually don't worry it's cool

puberty bro thanks for understanding

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I just read about this in Modern Penis magazing.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

MOOBS! posted:

puberty bro thanks for understanding

someone or something please kill me now

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

it's because people feel a need to stay attractive for beach season

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
The influence of sea gods and european tourists.

Bivens
Jun 23, 2003

die mensch·maschine
consistent weather, clean air, fresh seafood, the feeling of sunshine on your skin, plenty of fun people to be around

living in California is basically living in paradise

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives
counterpoint: the gulf coast

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
surf culture

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Lots of room to drown annoying people. I mean, you don't even have to bring them in/out of your house. Super loving convenient.

I miss being near the coast. :(

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I love the sea and the coast. Fresh air, calming waves, fish and chips, I wanna live by the sea:(

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

counterpoint: the gulf coast

can't use the beach because its too polluted

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Port cities tend to be pretty cool places, the constant influx of sailors and whatnot makes for a more tolerant, permissive atmosphere.

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS
If I step in the ocean I am at risk of being murdered by sharks, jellyfish, stingrays, and even crocodiles which makes me a badass and cool

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Lighthouses and lighthouse tours.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Arian_Samurai posted:

Lighthouses and lighthouse tours.

light houses are for idiot boats who can't see in the dark. gently caress it let them crash.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
That's not true, OP. San Francisco is a coastal city and it sucks.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
every worthwhile city on earth is next to water

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Saalkin posted:

light houses are for idiot boats who can't see in the dark. gently caress it let them crash.

They should be using 21st century water navigation technologies. loving backward savages!

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
Free hypodermic needles and tarballs for all.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Hobohemian posted:

You can't drink saltwater moron and desalination is expensive and inefficient.

lol you cant?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Hingehead posted:

That's not true, OP. San Francisco is a coastal city and it sucks.

too cold to go to the beach

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

People are meant to live by water. Living inland is just stupid.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Ports are economically and socially cosmopolitan, anti-social pig-people tend to avoid them.

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