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PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

:spooky:Please try to keep the noise level down in the back half of the apartment. It's haunted.:spooky:

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I'm unfamiliar with the parable of the pedo and the stick.
Frankie believes the Jewish money changers were pedos too, obviously.

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Halloween 2003 was a monster

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
so priests are pedophiles at half the rate of the general population? Color me skeptical.

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
Kill 'em all... Let God sort 'em out :twisted:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


South Africa counts as 'civilized'?

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Cthulu Carl posted:

South Africa counts as 'civilized'?

lol nope

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Morkyz posted:

so a 98% non pedophile rate? Star trek conventions should take some lessons.

That's already much higher than SA Mods ratio

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
we just need all priest to be cis, and all nuns be cis, then run priest schools and nun schools side by side as a frat and sorority. Make priest marry whoever they knock up. Have a required weekly orgie thats graded.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
the other 98% don't even have enough game for children

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Kilmers Elbow posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28282050


So, we can expect the immediate sacking of 8000 priests, right?


We all do.

So, tomorrow morning there will be 8000 catholic priests removed from their posts and placed under investigation, right? Right?


I'm unfamiliar with the parable of the pedo and the stick.

He is gonna move the priests to "older population churches" hide his head in the sand, and hope it blows over.

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

What do we even need four hundred thousand priests for anyways. Just pick one who doesn't want to bone kids and make him The Priest, problem solved.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

The Silver Snail posted:

What do we even need four hundred thousand priests for anyways. Just pick one who doesn't want to bone kids and make him The Priest, problem solved.
telemassing and teleconfession would be a nice way to prevent molestation in the future. if they just had one big call center in the vatican it would have the added benefit of keeping a lid on heresies.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

The Silver Snail posted:

What do we even need four hundred thousand priests for anyways. Just pick one who doesn't want to bone kids and make him The Priest, problem solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprQGmZ3Imw

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Silver Snail posted:

What do we even need priests for anyways.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

calming effect, you give a large body a lot of money with no oversight, and a god helps you.

you can do the same by praying alone, which is bad, even heretical.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
you must be in a group of prayer, to experience its full effects,

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
also wave your bible around so I can see it's title, some bibles are rejected by the church

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Design Spots posted:

you must be in a group of prayer, to experience its full effects,

Does sex work the same way

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Kilmers Elbow posted:

So, tomorrow morning there will be 8000 catholic priests removed from their posts and placed under investigation, right? Right?


Yeah, it's been years in the making but my sources tell me that Francis is ready to pull the lever on the globe-spanning pedo radar, starting at midnight

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
if I were pope I'd bring back the inquisition, in a big way. Technically I can run (any catholic man can) but not even 100k tweets will get votes in the collge of cardinals

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

gently caress the ROW posted:

if I were pope I'd bring back the inquisition, in a big way. Technically I can run (any catholic man can) but not even 100k tweets will get votes in the collge of cardinals

if i was the pope id not care and watch the markets eat themselves in greed.

oh wait

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
So if he says it's 2% it's actually closer to 10%+ right?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

mcvey posted:

So if he says it's 2% it's actually closer to 10%+ right?

I'm pretty sure its like 2-4% across all population, from some reading. Youth groups, protestant churches, schools of all kinds, etc generally suffer the same rate

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

gently caress the ROW posted:

if I were pope I'd bring back the inquisition, in a big way. Technically I can run (any catholic man can) but not even 100k tweets will get votes in the collge of cardinals
Are you Mel Gibson? Because I would support Mel Gibson as pope.

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope

Cardiovorax posted:

From what I've read, it's about representative of the whole population. Yes, there are that many pedophiles in the world.

Yes but you'd think they have a tendency to overrepresent in an organization with a respectable front that's known to protect them. They are predatory after all.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Neurosis posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/nov/25/south-african-rape-survey

quote:

A new MRC study in Gauteng, the country's wealthiest province, found that 37.4% of men admitted having committed a rape, while 25.3% of women said they had been raped.
lol

It's almost like a certain subset of women are more likely to be raped

Persona non grata
Apr 25, 2010
Hey. Pope. Quit suckin' dicks!

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
_________________________/

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Arian_Samurai posted:

He is going to beat paedophiles to death with a mace, what more do you people want?

loving Ret Pallies are OP

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Pope Francis is all talk and no follow through. He's like the first Democrat Pope.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
He's gonna get so Pope fired for even acknowledging it.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
last time i checked, being pope fired means getting poisoned and then the insane teenager that follows you digs up your corpse and puts it on trial. i dont think the curia goes in for that anymore.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

paranoid randroid posted:

last time i checked, being pope fired means getting poisoned and then the insane teenager that follows you digs up your corpse and puts it on trial. i dont think the curia goes in for that anymore.

pope bones are relics and should be respected....

that said, start up a pope bones emporium.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

unlimited shrimp posted:

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
_________________________/

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

NotWearingPants posted:

Pope Francis is all talk and no follow through. He's like the first Democrat Pope.

his PR man is literally ex-Fox News, hence all the fancy headlineworthy quotes (and silent "lol nope"s from the vatican the day after)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

unlimited shrimp posted:

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
_________________________/


is that a skull and crossbones on the cross

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Frankie says a lot of things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013

The Brown Menace posted:

give him the stick

NO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

Do you know my dad?

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

gently caress the ROW posted:

the rates are comparable to all other youth organizations and schools, OP. There's pedophiles everywhere and not enough is being done to weed them out

I'm pretty sure it's even the same rate in the general population.

Yup, there are almost 4000 paedos registered on SA.

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