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I was eating at the (boston) restaurant my friend works at the other day and she picked up like $130 over 5 hours and she said thats on the low end of average. Is this normal and if so how do you get one of these jobs when they all require experience
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be sexy or be the token old server.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:35
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gagelion posted:I was eating at the (boston) restaurant my friend works at the other day and she picked up like $130 over 5 hours and she said thats on the low end of average. Is this normal and if so how do you get one of these jobs when they all require experience you start at denny's or ihop. They always have one young new person working the 6 am shift.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:37
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gagelion posted:I was eating at the (boston) restaurant my friend works at the other day and she picked up like $130 over 5 hours and she said thats on the low end of average. Is this normal and if so how do you get one of these jobs when they all require experience Job Requirements: Large Boobs
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Jul 13, 2014 21:37
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Should I send some face shots with my resume
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Jul 13, 2014 21:37
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They can't only hire good looking girls. I always see dude waiters too and they are usually reasonably attractive but didn't make me want to go gay or anything.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:38
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gagelion posted:They can't only hire good looking girls. I always see dude waiters too and they are usually reasonably attractive but didn't make me want to go gay or anything. Hung like horses.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:40
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dontcareaboutname posted:Hung like horses. Someone order the "footlong"?
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Jul 13, 2014 21:40
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if you like people and food and find a good place that isn't run by an rear end in a top hat/megalomaniac/douchebag, then yeah, serving kicks rear end. you make friends, make a shitload of money, and sometimes get free booze if the restaurant owner is cool. unfortunately, like 75% of restaurants have some major flaw that renders them miserable.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:41
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I personally know several millionaires who have retired from being servers after making just too much money. Good luck, OP.
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Jul 13, 2014 22:46
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it's not as good a gig as being a bartender in a popular spot
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Jul 13, 2014 23:58
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Also, $25-$30 an hour in Boston isn't very good.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:59
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I had a waitress take the orders from 6 of us, including substitutions without writing any of it down. I asked her if she was a Wizard She said maybe. Makes you think
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Jul 14, 2014 00:08
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makes you tihnk that everyone ordering a hanburger and fries and one guy asking for no pickles is a hard order
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Jul 14, 2014 00:09
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I've heard that being forced to serve other people food and watch them eat it is a bit like cucking food cucking.
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Jul 14, 2014 00:15
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Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way! A matter of two days ago the rumored sex audio of Taylor being hosed/fisted in a bathroom (which has been floating about the internet for the past few weeks) finally found it’s way onto a public file share/host site and is taking the internet by storm. According to the rumor in recent weeks Taylor was recorded by one of his sex partners on a small mp3 recorder during sex in a bathroom. First linked through The DataLounge the audio clip lasts a whopping five plus minutes long. Through out the audio you can clearly hear grotesque squishing, slopping and plowing sounds. The funny thing is, Taylor’s voice is crystal clear groaning and moaning in his signature style mixed with “Oh GOD” and “OH gently caress” over and over. Shocking some is the grunting from his MALE partner who talks about how nice his rear end is. The audio wraps with a variety of noises from farting, bubbling and splattering sounds, complete with Taylor panting, grunting, straining and sighing in the process of what insiders say is him prolapsing his worn out rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 14, 2014 00:15
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Waltzing Along posted:Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way! 5
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Waltzing Along posted:Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way! drat waiting tables seems hosed up
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Jul 14, 2014 00:17
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Minimum wage for tip workers has been stuck at $2.13 an hour for over 20 years now. Hope you're good at serving, OP E: Average earnings for waitstaff as of May 2012 are $11.82
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Jul 14, 2014 00:23
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Waltzing Along posted:Also, $25-$30 an hour in Boston isn't very good. Why isnt everyone a loving waiter then
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Jul 14, 2014 00:33
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Restaurant owners are, by and large, a piece of the pie that makes up the absolutely abhorrent bottom 1% of the scum of the earth
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Jul 14, 2014 00:36
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Pththya-lyi posted:Minimum wage for tip workers has been stuck at $2.13 an hour for over 20 years now. Hope you're good at serving, OP So are wait staff just really loving dumb to not be able to cashier and make regular minimum wage for 10x less effort
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Jul 14, 2014 00:52
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Big Beef City posted:I personally know several millionaires who have retired from being servers after making just too much money. Good luck, OP. lol
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Jul 14, 2014 00:54
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gagelion posted:They can't only hire good looking girls. I always see dude waiters too and they are usually reasonably attractive but didn't make me want to go gay or anything. those are called busboys
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Jul 14, 2014 00:59
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Waltzing Along posted:Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way! completely accurate description of every single customer service job
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Jul 14, 2014 04:23
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Sexual Velcro posted:those are called busboys The only male waiters I've ever gotten at nice restaurants totally made me want to go gay. Well gay-er. Maybe you need to go to better restaurants.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:25
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EugeneJ posted:So are wait staff just really loving dumb to not be able to cashier and make regular minimum wage for 10x less effort Sometimes you have to take what you can get If servers make under minimum wage with their regular salary + tips the restaurant is supposed to make up the difference, but most restaurants are like "FYGM"
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Jul 14, 2014 04:28
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Be enthusiastic, fun, and serve people the way they want to be served, and people will just want to give you money. Hell, I get offered tips bagging groceries!
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Jul 14, 2014 04:33
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MrQwerty posted:Restaurant owners are, by and large, a piece of the pie that makes up the absolutely abhorrent bottom 1% of the scum of the earth
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Jul 14, 2014 04:36
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yeah it's a pretty sweet gig unless you have crippling social anxiety, in which case it's a waking nightmare....where you get paid
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Jul 14, 2014 04:49
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Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:Hell, I get offered tips bagging groceries! Are you posting from 1958? Where on earth is Grocery Bagger still a job?
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Jul 14, 2014 04:49
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Every server I know is an alcoholic, with an added bonus of taking up smoking in order to make an excuse for breaks. And possibly cocaine. They're mostly nocturnal and most of their relationships are with fellow staff, causing constant drama. Hence how they burn out so fast and the only people doing it past their twenties are down-on-their-luck, gravelly voiced women named Maud who work truck stops and Denny's.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:02
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EugeneJ posted:Are you posting from 1958? some stores still have them as a sort of outreach program for the mentally disabled
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Benedick Cuckold posted:some stores still have them as a sort of outreach program for the mentally disabled
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Waltzing Along posted:Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way! forgot to quote this to signal to the thread that i, a fellow poster, read it and laughed at it
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Benedick Cuckold posted:some stores still have them as a sort of outreach program for the mentally disabled this is my job
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https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121016120655AAUsqpPquote:Was I rude to ask the manager for a non retarded grocery bagger? ahahahahahahaha
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Jul 14, 2014 06:59
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http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm All tips are split at the end of till. oh you got 130 in tips, is really like oh you got 30 bucks, because the other people who serve are dicks and don't care.
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BUSH 2112 posted:if you like people and food and find a good place that isn't run by an rear end in a top hat/megalomaniac/douchebag, then yeah, serving kicks rear end. you make friends, make a shitload of money, and sometimes get free booze if the restaurant owner is cool. unfortunately, like 75% of restaurants have some major flaw that renders them miserable. I used to be the General Manager of a restaurant I can assure you that they're all run by megalomaniacal rear end in a top hat douchebags. However the service industry will get you more access to both sex and drugs than just about anything else in the world you're qualified to do so I say go for it. Oh and lie on your resume. Restaurant managers are typically too hung over all day to check references. Pththya-lyi posted:Average earnings for waitstaff as of May 2012 are $11.82 Average reported earnings. Another perk of the industry. James Woods fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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Design Spots posted:http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm How exactly does this work/break down
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