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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
:nws: http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=CGD2-95122&figure_no_oni

quote:

Original illustration solid styled oppai cushion of Asagi!
Newly recorded 9 types of whispers of Asagi can be enjoyed by using AR feature!

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Nite Crew rejoices.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


thats very sad i feel bad for the sad people who love pillows

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
this is good news because soon they will gain sentience and start friend zoning this creeps

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
horny now

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Whispers of Asagi is my japanese cyberpunk thrash metal band's name.
We have our own brand of pillows that smell of designer drugs and cybernetic enhancement lubricant.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Nite Crew rejoices.

hell, yeah

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I hope the pillows give advice on how to better their lives because:

Oil Can Boyd posted:

thats very sad i feel bad for the sad people who love pillows

I agree

antisocial democrat
Mar 28, 2007

I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased.
9 different types of whispers? jesus christ. ill take 6 and have them gently babble me to sleep every night.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

woah is that new?


edit: it is yay! http://gunshowcomic.com/846

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
does anyone with these pillos ever get rejected by them? like does ther pillow have options to say poo poo like 'not tonight sempai i have a headache'?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Video Viddy Games posted:

does anyone with these pillos ever get rejected by them? like does ther pillow have options to say poo poo like 'not tonight sempai i have a headache'?

lmao

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
joke's on them when the pillow starts snoring like a farm animal. 'whispers', my rear end.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Why don't anime studios just start merchandising sex dolls of their characters already?
They probably have.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Video Viddy Games posted:

does anyone with these pillos ever get rejected by them? like does ther pillow have options to say poo poo like 'not tonight sempai i have a headache'?

then it would be even more sad when they get raped

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

A misanthrope posted:

then it would be even more sad when they get raped

you mean they would not respect their female pillows? i am apalled

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Video Viddy Games posted:

you mean they would not respect their female pillows? i am apalled

viddy games they would leave behind a semen-soaked pile of cuddly rape trauma and never look back

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Das Boo posted:

Why don't anime studios just start merchandising sex dolls of their characters already?
They probably have.

there are a shitton of otaku who get so legit upset at even the slightest hint that a female character they dig isn't 100% virginal (in the canon) that they'll send death threats and poo poo to studios and producers who made those implications

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
In 50 years Japan will perfect the fembot, hymen included.

In 100 years Japan will be an empty wasteland.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

A misanthrope posted:

viddy games they would leave behind a semen-soaked pile of cuddly rape trauma and never look back

then i pray they do not have reactive/changing faces to accompany this horror

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

sincx posted:

In 50 years Japan will perfect the fembot, hymen included.

In 100 years everywhere will be an empty wasteland.

ftfy

beaner69
Sep 12, 2009
thnx for the link op i was looking for it

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Now they can tell you that a slice of pizza and a glass of milk is not an acceptable date night diner.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVS567-mTMA

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Now they can tell you that a slice of pizza and a glass of milk is not an acceptable date night diner.

I'll have you know that pizza is expensive in Japan and furthermore

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

sincx posted:

In 50 years Japan will perfect the fembot, hymen included.

In 100 years Japan will be an empty wasteland.

Japan creates post-scarcity society by causing a dramatic decline in human birthrates worldwide.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

The Droid posted:

Japan creates post-scarcity society by causing a dramatic decline in human birthrates worldwide.

demographics don't work like that hth

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Lawman 0 posted:

demographics don't work like that hth

Jokes don't work when mom is hovering over the set either, loser.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
is there one that makes wretched moans of shame because that is My poo poo

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Just The Facts posted:

I hope the pillows give advice on how to better their lives because:


I agree

You don't get it, they can't better their lives because they're too autistic to get a real woman and that's why men like them turn to body pillows in the first place. The only option is to give them a harmless outlet for their sexual frustration or teach them to live with a biological impulse that will never be fulfilled

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