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I had sex with the gorgeous little dancer daughter of the landlady even though I was loving shitfaced and fell off a chair my friend was an incredible wingman
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I don't have time to post in between working and living all my stories
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Total Meatlove posted:Is the landlady's daughter the other girl from the earlier stories or is chaz shagging his way through a small yorkshire village like a randy Rodney Blackstock? It's the second one, although last night my sister and friend commented that I've pretty much run the village dry now But this girl is pretty loving cute and intelligent and cool and stuff I think I've found my summer girl
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It'd be great if when I had sex I could actually remember it properly and also didn't forget what the girl's face looked like while I'm going down on them
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I miss Greg but am looking forward to our new posting life under Gigi Galli and also looking forward to having lots of beers with them both in march, 2015
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Jul 16, 2014 02:06
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African AIDS cum posted:Comgrats on being a pussy eating bitch u will get throat cancer from eating pussy its true I will get throat cancer from drinking rose wine by myself but of the fleeting muddled memories I have of the night we rolled around a lot and did all the positions and christ she had the cutest little butt
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fat greasy puto posted:chaz did all 300 kama sutra positions with the dancer girl and then made her a cocktail stirred with his pinky I'm poo poo at cocktails but make a nice white russian
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African AIDS cum posted:I don't believe the girls are hot cause he lives in england She hot w/ a cute face and curly hair but yeah I'm gonna shag my way across you country next year
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Jul 16, 2014 02:23
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I'm here but I'm not old tgulp
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Jul 16, 2014 02:31
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I can't wait to share a bourbon with suqit on the *checks notes* boardwalk in San Antonio before a night of sweet brutal loving
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Jul 16, 2014 13:04
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I would always make my own breakfast but then last week decided to try the red bus cafe two minutes from my house for the novelty and I wish I hadn't The beans were runny the sausages about 98% rusk the bacon limpid the eggs that peculiar sort of incredibly slippy consistency you only get from poo poo cafés and the novelty of being sat on an old bus by a road wore off in about 2 seconds Always cook your own breakfasts lads
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Jul 16, 2014 13:06
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RIVER WALK I meant river walk sorry suqit
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Jul 16, 2014 13:24
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Jul 16, 2014 13:28
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African AIDS cum posted:package came today, cheers fluo. good lad What the gently caress
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Jul 16, 2014 16:34
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Cool to decide to spend the day off cleaning and tidying and being productive then your lower back goes and now it's loving painful to bend or sit down
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Jul 16, 2014 16:35
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African AIDS cum posted:gettin some work done and having a liquid breakfast now I'm jealous but then I drink all those good beres on the reg so w/e
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Jul 16, 2014 16:38
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Fluo posted:
I like dead pony club but their loving marketing is the most obnoxious bullshit Thornbridge are probably my favourites I could drown in halcyon or Jaipur or kipling
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brewdog is highly over rated and only got big because of their annoying in your face 'punk' PR team
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Yo boyhood is the most incredible and serenely beautiful film I think I've ever seen go watch it ok bye
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African AIDS cum posted:Did he suck him to completion or just like in the magaluf video, like how gay was the sucking situation It was in between the two
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African AIDS cum posted:Did the guy jizz in, or on you (no homo, in fact feel sick just writing this) Nope we just noshed each other off for a bit with no ejaculation then he wanted to do more and I didn't because I had a terrifying moment of clarity and realisation that maybe I didn't wanna blow or be blowed by a man anymore
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Jul 18, 2014 03:10
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I had a homosexual experience once but I've had more heterosexual fucks than most of you idgaf it was all formative
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Suqit have you seen boyhood yet apart from everything else amazing about it it reads like a love letter to your state I can't wait to visit in april, 2015
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Jul 18, 2014 03:58
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Are you going to watch your newborn baby bursting its way out of your wife's vagina pissflaps
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Jul 18, 2014 14:28
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Gigi Galli posted:Airport posting Good luck
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Jul 18, 2014 14:37
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Pissflaps posted:no im going to be flirting with attractive foreign barmaids and deli shop workers Seems fairly good and full of win imo
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Jul 18, 2014 15:17
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The ex deli girl is apparently training to be an air hostess which is pretty worrying She would be extremely good at most aspects of the job because she's so loving oblivious to anything and smily and giggly most of the time However if the plane started going down she would probably say lol and take a plane crash selfie
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Jul 18, 2014 15:18
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There's nothing gay about sucking a friend's dick for a little bit
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Jul 18, 2014 15:30
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Just a bit of casual noshing
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Jul 18, 2014 15:30
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I have received more blow jobs from men than you have women
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Jul 18, 2014 15:37
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Chris de Sperg posted:its not a contest tgulp Agreed, human warmth and intimacy is its own reward
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Jul 18, 2014 15:46
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Sucking dicks and banging chicks? Hell, I do both
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Jul 18, 2014 15:58
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I was on the aids plane and died with everyone else I'm ghost posting woOooOoOOo
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Jul 18, 2014 16:06
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I have two women in the restaurant and they've steadily made their way through a bottle of wine and I went over to take their dessert order and they told me I have a "magnificent bottom" and one of them has the sexiest gently caress me eyes
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Jul 18, 2014 16:41
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Worth getting sacked from my job for having a shag in the toilets?
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Jul 18, 2014 16:42
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When did my life become a Russ Meyer film
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Jul 18, 2014 16:42
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stickyfngrdboy posted:what did they get for desesrts Chocolate terrine Come say hi sometime, our terrace is a lovely place for a pint in the sun
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Jul 18, 2014 17:08
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fat greasy puto posted:i want a wep cum vs chaz tall sex tale competition Wep cum would win no question I was an ugly oval office with an awful ponytail and terrible face fuzz and three extra stone for my late teens and early twenties I'm making up for lost time now
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Weaponized Cum posted:must be cool to go sunbathe and then look like a monster from event horizon for 2 weeks because your skin is all pale and gross and british I sunbathed yesterday in my tiny pants I wanna get my pasty rear end legs brown The rest of me is pretty good though
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