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i didn't go out any say hi to anyone when they came in and now it would be weird if i went out there because no one knows i'm here because i've just been sitting in my room quietly. they're playing liar's dice and laughing really loudly, i think there are like 7 people out there. but now i have to pee and the bathroom is next to the living room. what should i do goons?
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go out and if anyone asks what's up just say you had a strong dose of that dope and had the nods for 6 hours
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Jul 14, 2014 01:45
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walk silently past them to the fridge or the bathroom or something without making eye contact or acknowledging them and on your closest approach rip your wettest nastiest fart
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Jul 14, 2014 01:46
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piss bottle
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Jul 14, 2014 01:49
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>go left
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Jul 14, 2014 01:55
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kill yourself
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Jul 14, 2014 02:25
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kill your famil, op
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Jul 14, 2014 02:26
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mikerock posted:kill yourself
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Jul 14, 2014 02:27
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Chris Awful posted:kill your famil, op
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Jul 14, 2014 02:28
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there are even more people now. i think there is a party brewing. hopefully i can just go out in a little bit and act like i just got there 
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Jul 14, 2014 02:28
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little surprised that it was reply no.5 but GBS is GBS
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Jul 14, 2014 02:30
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jump out the window so it looks like you did just get there, then once you've been integrated into the party, say nothing for about an hour, then silently go back to your room and resume what you were doing.
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Jul 14, 2014 02:30
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Tell them to keep quiet because you're watching anime op
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Jul 14, 2014 02:33
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im thinking about trying steroids now because of the other guy's thread.
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BUTT CONSPIRACY posted:im thinking about trying steroids now because of the other guy's thread. you are on the right track.
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Jul 14, 2014 02:35
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Make a gimp mask out of a black bin bag and wear just the mask and a thong then walk into the party and shout "ok so I've got the rohipnol when does the fun begin?"
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Jul 14, 2014 02:36
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OP dress like a hobo and go to the bathroom, no one ever notices hobos.
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Jul 14, 2014 02:52
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stand your ground and shoot all of them
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Jul 14, 2014 02:56
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Your friend-having roomates already warned everyone that they live with a weirdo. Your shame is basically already done, just go pee and get some food.
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Jul 14, 2014 02:57
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show them your dick
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Jul 14, 2014 02:58
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BUTT CONSPIRACY posted:im thinking about trying steroids now because of the other guy's thread. it might make you more confident and help you over come your crippling anxiety
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Jul 14, 2014 02:58
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this is the gooniest op. seconding jumping out the window but try and play it cool when you walk in covered in grass stains and without and shoes on
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Jul 14, 2014 03:00
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Goobish posted:piss bottle if you have a 2 liter or more, see how much you can fill before they leave and post pics
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Jul 14, 2014 03:02
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sunday night gbs
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Jul 14, 2014 03:04
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go out and play Liars Dice OP its a fun game. Have a few drinks or w/e and show a bit of your wild side. Maybe put some sex moves on someone as well.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:13
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i went out there and awkwardly waved at them and they're drinking and this one girl looked at me like a huge weirdo so i came back. now they're all going to the bar so i can play ftl in peace.
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BUTT CONSPIRACY posted:i went out there and awkwardly waved at them and they're drinking and this one girl looked at me like a huge weirdo so i came back. now they're all going to the bar so i can play ftl in peace. goon.txt
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BUTT CONSPIRACY posted:i went out there and awkwardly waved at them and they're drinking and this one girl looked at me like a huge weirdo so i came back. now they're all going to the bar so i can play ftl in peace. Did you use your hands to wave at them? Noob mistake.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:35
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walk out of your room naked then piss in corner, then flip the table and run screaming back into your room
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men don't wave don't be that guy was your other hand in your pocket? lol i bet it was. JESUS CHRIST
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Jul 14, 2014 03:40
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Run out there and DEMAND to suck some of their dicks before they leave. Just scream louder and louder and plead for dick.
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Big Beef City posted:Run out there and DEMAND to suck some of their dicks before they leave. Just scream louder and louder and plead for dick. sounds p gay
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Jul 14, 2014 03:43
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i can relate op. my former roommates used to have co-ed drinking parties in our apartment. before it started, i would make some excuse as to why i had to leave, and go drink alone at the bar for 6 hours and then come home to my apartment once everyone left.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:46
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pretend like you just woke up from a killer unimpeded slumber and actually socialize
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Jul 14, 2014 03:46
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i can relate op. my former roommates used to have co-ed drinking parties in our apartment. before it started, i would make some excuse as to why i had to leave, and go drink alone at the bar for 6 hours and then come home to my apartment once everyone left. Bullshit, halfway houses don't allow you to have parties.
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Turns out the rumors are true. Taylor Hanson’s rear end in a top hat is one big sloppy mess… at least it SOUNDS that way! A matter of two days ago the rumored sex audio of Taylor being hosed/fisted in a bathroom (which has been floating about the internet for the past few weeks) finally found it’s way onto a public file share/host site and is taking the internet by storm. According to the rumor in recent weeks Taylor was recorded by one of his sex partners on a small mp3 recorder during sex in a bathroom. First linked through The DataLounge the audio clip lasts a whopping five plus minutes long. Through out the audio you can clearly hear grotesque squishing, slopping and plowing sounds. The funny thing is, Taylor’s voice is crystal clear groaning and moaning in his signature style mixed with “Oh GOD” and “OH gently caress” over and over. Shocking some is the grunting from his MALE partner who talks about how nice his rear end is. The audio wraps with a variety of noises from farting, bubbling and splattering sounds, complete with Taylor panting, grunting, straining and sighing in the process of what insiders say is him prolapsing his worn out rear end in a top hat.
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pee on them
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Piss out the window.Away all Goats posted:pee on them Never mind, do this instead.
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