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how do you like yours? a) cut b) uncut c) shaved 4) unshaved e) it's a penis who cares f) ew a penis 7) what's a penis h) hello
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can we penises talk
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Jul 14, 2014 05:19
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wheres the poll
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Jul 14, 2014 05:19
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Attached, to myself.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:20
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Smoking Crow posted:wheres the poll polls are for faggots who don't want to talk about penises
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Jul 14, 2014 05:21
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Smoking Crow posted:wheres the pole
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Jul 14, 2014 05:22
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let us talk about penis
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Jul 14, 2014 05:24
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There's only one kind of penis I like, and that is mine.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:24
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-tiny, cobalt-blue veins lain out in a perfect grid -flaccid, yet somehow shuddering -sarcastic
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Jul 14, 2014 05:25
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HoboZero posted:-tiny, cobalt-blue veins lain out in a perfect grid how does a penis sarcastic
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Jul 14, 2014 05:25
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like, it would be cool if every other male human on earth died and I had the only penis
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Jul 14, 2014 05:26
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By smelling extremely condescending.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:27
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Maoist Pussy posted:like, it would be cool if every other male human on earth died and I had the only penis but what would you do with it
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Jul 14, 2014 05:29
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Lady thread is that way ---------->
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Jul 14, 2014 05:32
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Terry Francona posted:Lady thread is that way ----------> which way
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Jul 14, 2014 05:33
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It's the most feminine part of a male's body, when ya think about it. That's why I bought a little skirt and tiny gently caress-me pumps for mine. Sometimes I'll accessorize...
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Jul 14, 2014 05:35
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i'm afraid i will need photographic proof to believe your statement sir
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Jul 14, 2014 05:37
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This is gross. Youre gross. I dont think youre a nice person OP.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:37
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psyopmonkey posted:This is gross. Youre gross. i am totally a nice person, do you want a picture of my nipples
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Jul 14, 2014 05:38
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draconic posted:i am totally a nice person, do you want a picture of my nipples You stop that!
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Jul 14, 2014 05:38
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my dick's alright, it's not 13ft long and 8ft wide like my rap game says but it gets the job done.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:40
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bobthedinosaur posted:my dick's alright, it's not 13ft long and 8ft wide like my rap game says but it gets the job done. rap game easy but the dope game gravy
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Jul 14, 2014 05:41
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Cocksucking produces stretch marks so ...
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Jul 14, 2014 05:43
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Cocksucking produces stretch marks so ... DUCK SAN DESU KAWAIII QUACK QUACK 
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Jul 14, 2014 05:44
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holy gently caress look at them lips gently caress i wish someone was japanese to translate that poo poo cos i mean, how do you justify that "good for intake of water" i don't even know
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Jul 14, 2014 05:44
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OP is yours "very small and smells of prawns"? I still bear scars from AAS. And it's been like 13 years 
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Jul 14, 2014 05:45
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Fabulousity posted:OP is yours "very small and smells of prawns"? let's just say it doesn't smell of prawns hang on edit: nevermind
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Jul 14, 2014 05:46
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A misanthrope posted:let us talk about penis Goddamn it misanthrope, I came here to post that.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:46
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i talk to my penis
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Jul 14, 2014 05:53
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Motherfucker posted:i talk to my penis what does it say back
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Jul 14, 2014 05:53
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^^^^^ Motherfucker posted:i talk to my penis Does it talk back?
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Jul 14, 2014 05:53
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mostly it just cries.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:55
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Motherfucker posted:mostly it just cries. white tears. white tears of pain. why do you beat me, motherfucker, why do you beat me so.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:55
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draconic posted:what does it say back
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Jul 14, 2014 05:56
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draconic posted:white tears. white tears of pain. why do you beat me, motherfucker, why do you beat me so. the jokes on it that's my fetish
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Jul 14, 2014 05:56
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Motherfucker posted:the jokes on it that's my fetish i'm afraid i'm going to need a picture of it talking
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Jul 14, 2014 05:57
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quote:The Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.
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Jul 14, 2014 05:58
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draconic posted:i'm afraid i'm going to need a picture of it talking fool me once internat shame on me...
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Goddamn it misanthrope, I came here to post that. that's ok since you thought of posting it too we will share the credit for posting it 
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Motherfucker posted:fool me once internat shame on me... fool me twice post your loving dick
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