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I found a penis gif of some cheetos jammed in a foreskin but I'm going to take the high road & not post it.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:10
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Posting whale dick is cool tho right?
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Jul 14, 2014 06:11
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Posting whale dick is cool tho right? i think that counts as bestiality and necrophilia prtty hot
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Jul 14, 2014 06:12
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draconic posted:rap game easy but the dope game gravy my dick m16, yo dick- broke vending machine e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
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Jul 14, 2014 06:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Posting whale dick is cool tho right? is that a penis what is that is that a penis?
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Jul 14, 2014 06:21
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Barnacle penises are really fascinating apparently http://boingboing.net/2010/12/16/barnacle-penises-are.html
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Jul 14, 2014 06:21
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Barnacle penises are really fascinating apparently articles like this because sometimes science for sciences sake is dumb quote:published by J. Matthew Hoch, barnacle penis researcher. lmao
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Jul 14, 2014 06:26
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Sure OP, I like to use my penis to scratch itches in inconvenient places https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_hDvnM_xao
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Jul 14, 2014 06:27
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Whales must have pretty good aim. Would be hard to gently caress while swimming along.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:27
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Mine is short. I have a micropenis. I can't jerk it off with two fingers. I want to emphasize the fact that my penis is very small and far from the formation of the bell curve.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:27
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I have a great idea, how about you all post pictures of your dicks in this thread! I think it will bring us closer as a community.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:29
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Node posted:Mine is short. I have a micropenis. I can't jerk it off with two fingers. I want to emphasize the fact that my penis is very small and far from the formation of the bell curve. *makes note on clipboard labeled "goon penis size"*
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Jul 14, 2014 06:29
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krampster2 posted:Wales must have pretty good aim. Would be hard to gently caress while swimming along. As an island, I think it's pretty stagnant and doesn't travel much.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:32
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If you want a mental image of what my brain's spank bank looks like imagine the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark but instead of being filled with ancient treasures the crates are all filled with penises.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:36
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Just full to bursting with dicks, no sense of organization or reason, just crate upon crate of dicks of every race & form and in the back of the warehouse lies an empty aisle of shelves labeled "GOON PENISES" waiting to be filled.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:37
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my brain works the same way
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Jul 14, 2014 06:44
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just saw the thing about all races, i have to retract my statement because while i am not racist in any way i hate italians so they dont count for me. thanks
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Jul 14, 2014 06:45
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Someone post the youtube of the lady making predator sounds and grapefruits. I lost the link about it.
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Jul 14, 2014 06:47
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Good ol' Angel's Bonus Technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc
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Jul 14, 2014 06:48
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uncut
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Jul 14, 2014 06:49
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Is bonerflexing the same exercise as working one's kegals? Just asking for a friend
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Jul 14, 2014 06:56
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Yeah, I got a penis. What of it?
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Jul 14, 2014 07:00
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It's been nearly 24 hours and not a single goon cock to be found?! Maybe people are right when they say the forums are no longer relevant.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:38
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krampster2 posted:Whales must have pretty good aim. Would be hard to gently caress while swimming along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUQP0vO6W-8
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Jul 15, 2014 06:04
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op the answer is no we can't until you post a pic ... fucker idiot ...
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Jul 15, 2014 06:07
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Why you want dick pics so bad Trixie?
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Jul 15, 2014 07:51
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Why you want dick pics so bad Trixie? why would anyone not want dick pics
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Jul 15, 2014 08:02
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thread should just be wordless dickpics
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Jul 15, 2014 08:03
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Why you want dick pics so bad Trixie? 
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Jul 15, 2014 08:04
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Why you want dick pics so bad Trixie?  Trixie Hardcore posted:If you want a mental image of what my brain's spank bank looks like imagine the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark but instead of being filled with ancient treasures the crates are all filled with penises. Trixie Hardcore posted:Just full to bursting with dicks, no sense of organization or reason, just crate upon crate of dicks of every race & form and in the back of the warehouse lies an empty aisle of shelves labeled "GOON PENISES" waiting to be filled. whoflungpoop posted:why would anyone not want dick pics 
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Jul 15, 2014 15:24
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drat, look how that one sausage bends her bottom lip back for a second. hot is that you trixie in the gifs
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Jul 15, 2014 16:01
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erect
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Jul 15, 2014 16:02
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lonesomedwarf posted:drat, look how that one sausage bends her bottom lip back for a second. hot is that you trixie in the gifs If it was me they would all be brats. 
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Jul 15, 2014 16:09
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So far nobody has made me feel threatened.
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Jul 15, 2014 16:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B58P5593d-w
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Jul 15, 2014 16:42
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A misanthrope posted:let us talk about penis The best penis.
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Jul 15, 2014 17:09
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's been nearly 24 hours and not a single goon cock to be found?! Maybe people are right when they say the forums are no longer relevant Well, I wouldn't want to get probated for breaking the tables.... 
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Jul 15, 2014 17:14
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last time i showed a goonette my dick she used the jpg to cast a spell on me. not gonna get me twice.
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Jul 15, 2014 17:42
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Phalloanalysis, or lingam gnosis, is an ancient art of personality assessment based upon the idea that there are four types of penises named for each of the four elements of the ancient world: Earth Air Fire Water Most penises represent a combination of two of these types and, consequently, their owners share the characteristics of the two. Earth penis Earth penises look like yams, potatoes, turnips, or other tuberous vegetables. Unusually large, earth penises tend to be of an irregular shape and exhibit dark pigmentation. Earth penises are associated with large, hirsute, pendulous testicles.The earth penis' owner tends to be of a homely appearance and a pragmatic nature and is apt to be a farmer. He is the domnant partner in any relationship. A down-to-earth individual, the earth penis owner has simple, ordinary, everyday tastes, in sex as in other areas of his interest and activity. Chances are that he is of only average or below-average intelligence. Air penis The air penis is likely to be long, to be slender, to be of a light complexion, and to have a bend in its shaft. The small, round, lightly pigmented testicles associated with the air penis are carried close to the body, indicating a cold nature. Who owns the air penis? The artist. More specifically, although an intelligent and imaginative lover, he is an artist who is likely to be bisexual and to have difficulty making and keeping commitments, being of an adulterous and fickle character. Fire penis The fire penis is thick, smooth straight, symmetrical, and hot pink to red in color, indicative of its owner's fiery sexuality and his aggressive, controlling nature. Water penis Small and soft, the water penis is the most feminine of the four types of phalli. Although they tend to be nuturing men who enjoy doing tasks that are usually considered "woman's work," such as cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children. However, the water penis owner has a strong, active libido and may prove too much of a man for many would-be partners.
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