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At this point I'm just assuming the hag is Nately's whore from Catch-22. We'd have to be crazy to want to save this woman. But then, we're obviously crazy for gathering an army to fight a shadow demon.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 08:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:45 |
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gently caress yes we are taking the key to Pandora's box
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 10:37 |
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Go on, take the money and run. I'm sure this can't possibly be a magic gold ring left by the hag that will magically change size to fit homeboy's fingers.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 13:16 |
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Snugglecakes posted:Doom does not submit! fight them! I can't second this any harder but holy poo poo I want to. Doom does as he chooses, and answers to no one!
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 22:35 |
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Fool! Doom drinks what he pleases! Doom is ruled by many devils, but a fear of drink is not one of them!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 09:45 |
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Doom hides from no man. All shall kneel before Doom!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 10:31 |
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Realtalk though we're probably gonna die. I'd considering this a valuable fact finding excursion. You can't take it with you, spend spend spend. Turns out our gold is the hag. "As you reach into your money bag, you find it mysteriously gone! Some rogue must have taken it! In its place you find the swamp hag shapeshifted into just a head that bites your hand clean off! Deduct three points from your stamina." Death counter: Victor Von Doom - Got chewed out.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 13:46 |
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What is Doom without someone to rule?
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 00:04 |
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Eat a pie, get slapped in the face by a live fish and die.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 22:30 |
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quote:However, unknown to you or indeed to anyone in the crowd including the staff of this arena of gluttony, a pressure-trap had been installed in the table several midnights ago and your full weight pressing down as you stand on the table is just enough to set off the trap. Who does this. What possible explanation is there for installation a pressure trap in your tables. I can imagine Big Belly Man even setting his hands on the table would result in this going off. gently caress yes we are inspecting some barrels, Donkey Kong might be there.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 02:03 |
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Let sleeping sacks lie, we've got a sewer to investigate people. I'm sure the hag will be after us soon enough.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 15:41 |
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Come on. It's right there in the name. The hag isn't even trying to be subtle anymore. Hell yes we're sleeping in the haghouse.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 22:37 |
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BigLeafyTree posted:Personally I like the idea that there's just one highly dedicated hag that really gets around. poo poo. You guys. It's been right there in front of us the whole time. Agglax? More like Hagglax.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 08:43 |
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What is this I don't even The hag is an accomplished brewer of all loving things. Why wouldn't she be holy poo poo. Let's dwarf this poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 08:51 |
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Investigate. We've already been bored to death, why not boar'd?
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 11:08 |
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Let us lose our army, posthaste.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 23:13 |
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Galick posted:DIVE, DIVE, DIVE! Holy Diver
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 09:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:45 |
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Mikl posted:Knowing this book, the answer is likely "Most definitely." Section 666 Upon raising the crystal to Agglax, he shrieks in terror and makes a frenzied cry! Did you release the Blog who led you to the crystal? If so, turn to section 330. If not, turn to section 330.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 12:54 |