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Two hundred and fifty men on a single boat? I don't see that going well. These boots were made for marching. Bob the Bold so decrees!
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Armies and marshes do not mix.
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Jul 14, 2014 22:55
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Screw it, take a look.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:01
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That would be an awfully complicated way to pass off a cursed ring, so let's keep it.
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Jul 15, 2014 04:49
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JosephWongKS posted:DEATH NUMBER ONE I stand by my earlier statement.
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Jul 15, 2014 07:21
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If we die, let us die from good intentions.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:33
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Let's pretend like stopping for everything isn't a terrible idea.
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Jul 17, 2014 03:47
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I know that it's probably some ogre and that the guy's going to come back just as we're about to leave, but hey Unmou! gently caress you!
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Jul 17, 2014 05:52
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Let's not jump into a pin position straight off.
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Jul 18, 2014 07:07
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We can always pick up where we left off
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Jul 19, 2014 00:33
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Grab the barrel. What could happen? 
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Jul 19, 2014 17:32
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gently caress it, eat them.
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Jul 19, 2014 17:40
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:These books are so baffling in how literally every aspect of them goes out of their way to just be pointlessly dickish. I burst out laughing when I heard that not only were the apples poisoned by an evil hag, but this is a thing she does regularly just to be a dick. Shoot those swimming raiders like fish in a barrel.
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Jul 20, 2014 05:17
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Don't know why a man who just joined our army for a good deal of money would want to hurt us, so grab the gift basket.
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Jul 20, 2014 18:15
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Raise the white flag. I doubt the pirates are expecting several hundred fighting men to be on board the Toucan, and we can ambush the hell out of them if we abuse the rules of war.
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Jul 20, 2014 23:16
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I keep forgetting that Fighting Fantasy logic isn't based on realism (why would the pirates prefer to loot a sunken ship rather than one that can still float?) but rather on loving over the reader. Grab that ring.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:03
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Run away like a sissy.
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Jul 21, 2014 07:17
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Sit at the bar. Doom needs a drink.
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Jul 21, 2014 23:05
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Drink the Dragon's Breath.
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Jul 22, 2014 04:07
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Weren't we trying to save the world from an evil monster or something? What the hell, book?
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Jul 23, 2014 19:43
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Just remember that Victor von Doom himself did not die, but rather one of his Doombots overloaded its capacity and exploded. Victor von Doom never truly loses, after all.
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Jul 24, 2014 00:24
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Set to land, boys!
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Jul 25, 2014 00:33
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We got the money, let's hire some dudes.
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dscruffy1 posted:Who does this. What possible explanation is there for installation a pressure trap in your tables. I can imagine Big Belly Man even setting his hands on the table would result in this going off. If there was secretly an Agglax supporter in the crowd who tries to throw a knife at you, that would be one thing. But this? This is downright hilarious.
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Jul 28, 2014 02:10
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We came here for barrels, we're looking at some loving barrels.
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Jul 28, 2014 06:23
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Catch that leprechaun!
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Jul 28, 2014 17:08
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A Potion of Weakness. It wasn't just some poison that one of them intended to use later, it was something as completely useless as a Potion of Weakness. That is hilarious. Take the sewer less traveled.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:46
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I need more loot.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:22
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Haggle with the man.
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Jul 31, 2014 02:08
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Sure hope they've got room for 250 soldiers.
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Jul 31, 2014 19:01
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Ask him where the hell our 250 soldiers just went. This author has some serious trouble imagining that all those men are anything but additional inventory items.
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moosecow333 posted:Those guys at the inn told us that the Oracle is at the end of the Forest of Fiends, so let's head that way. Yes, but we need a guide from the village of Karn first, and Karn is south.
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Aug 2, 2014 02:08
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Find out how much the guide is worth so we have a goal for gambling.
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Aug 2, 2014 15:15
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Through the forest and to the caves.
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Aug 2, 2014 17:20
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Since we are Roger Wilco, I'd suggest a Sierra-style death montage followed by the optimal path through the cave.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:25
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gently caress it, everything.
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Aug 4, 2014 02:37
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How about The Doctor? Then we'll have a good dozen regenerations to work with.
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FredMSloniker posted:As Sighence computed, the answer is EIGHT. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28, which makes it 7 pairs of handshakes, and since there are no handshakes without two individuals, we must add one to come up with 8.
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I think we should just sit back and wait on this one.
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Did you add "Hello All Gentlemen" yourself? Because their first letters spell out "HAG." I think we're supposed to head south in general, so let's go north instead.
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