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Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Dwarves, Elves and dudes in heavy armor don't mix with boats. Don't take the boat

Who am I? WHO AM I? Do you not know the terrible Major Minor?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 16:47

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:12

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Teddles posted:

Thieving is bad. Leave the box.

Thats what they want you to think! Open the box

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 07:21

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Let's jump into a pin position straight off.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 08:41

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

This barrel is totally not full of snakes or explosives or poisoned booze. This being the case, lets reel it in.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 17:01

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Lions live in long grass. :colbert:

Anyways, I'm too tired to get off the boat. So lets sleep on deck because getting off is too much :effort:

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 20:09

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Hey Officer, I was just standing my ground, like any good NRSA member!

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 12:57

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Lets ~~be a rube~~ Buy a Roob

# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 17:13

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

I really like Michigan. The...th-the grass is the right height here

# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 16:06

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

wut

Lets push on with the Dwarfs because Dwarfs are awesome.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 08:47

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Oh?

quote:

You bend down to pick up the piece of paper to read it. As you do so, you feel something shoot over your head. Bending down saved you from an arrow shot from between the Oracle's lips. It seems he does not want you to leave alive!

You look down and read the paper; it says in flowing script, "STOPPING TO READ THIS PAPER MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED IN A FLOOD ROOM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The doors on either side of the tunnel slam shut. There is no way out!

And then glowing purple water starts pouring in from a shoot above your head.

END, you drown to death

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 07:51

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:12

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Malaria has an incubating time of roughly 2-4 weeks, book! :argh:

Also, vivax is the crappy kind of malaria. I refuse to admit that we died to anything less than Falciparum. :colbert:

Smugly walk through the deathtrap

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 06:59

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