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Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Looks like a nice place to lie down and rest forever.

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Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Perfect.

All right, do we start a new path or follow Doom or Bob?

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Let's get some loot and/or impressed recruits by letting them climb aboard.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Let's say hi for completionism.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Our ability to eat pies has no doubt swooned Big Belly and his admirers to fight for us.

Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jul 27, 2014

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
This CYOA is jaw-dropping.
Consider that Big-Belly man never set off the trap, this thing would never have gone off at the right time unless someone stood on top of the table.

Open the barrels, either way it will be amazing.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Time to gain Woseph a pot of gold.

Attack!

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Town hall... now I need you to follow me, preferably ready for impressment or assaulting me in the city center.

Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Jul 29, 2014

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Information travels on to the next character.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
this road to hell does not lie

Hagar!

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle

Sighence posted:

So the hag got rid of guide #1 for us (uh-huh right he married the elf maiden who gives evil rings) so now we're left with this shitguide. Shitguide couldn't gently caress up in the cave, so that must be where she wants us.

So go to the forest, give the hag the finger.

Excellent line of reasoning.
Forest ho!

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Everything!

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Gotta compensate for earlier, get new loot!

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle

That is a sufficiently horrible name (but not as awful as Pen Ty Kora). Let's go with it.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
"The enemy will send forth waves of disposable minions. You must respond in kind."

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle

JosephWongKS posted:

Is this a vote for knights or dwarves?

Dwarves, we're not included.

inflatablefish posted:

As long as the Chaos Warriors aren't all hags in disguise, we'll be fine. Send in the clowns Knights!

All I can say to this is that our own player character is the most disposable thing in this book.

That's literally true. :downs:

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Let's be disemboweled by a boar.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
The blog deserves a swift and just execution.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
Fall on sword. Only that way can we wash out the memories forever.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
We'll always have the rotten trash apples.

Glad I voted to kill the little bitch just to have some freedom... but then again, he did show us. Guessing it will show up again in some other book.

Readingaccount fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 11, 2014

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
That acid death was written fairly well, still bullshit though.

Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle

JosephWongKS posted:

To be fair, there were three chances not to suffer this particular instadeath:

(a) by choosing to sleep in the grass instead of on the deck;

(b) (if you did choose to sleep on the deck) by passing a Skill check; or

(c) (if you fail the Skill check) a final 50% chance to roll 4-6 on a 1d6 roll.

I know, it's just, everything is so out of context.
Like if we'd been given a geography lesson and dramatis personae at the start this CYOA might have been almost tolerable as anything but a masochistic/humorous exercise.

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Readingaccount
Jan 6, 2013

Law of the jungle
... the return of the Dick Wizard... or did he gain some better tricks?
I just stopped reading that thing, even as an LP.

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