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petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJZPzQESq_0

It's waffer theen.

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petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Given how unsubtle this book has been so far about either/or screwings choices, it's got to be the totally-innocent hag-height grass.

petrol blue
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I bet this'll end badly.

petrol blue
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Why, that's the dumbest bet I ever put all my money on.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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It's going to be a badge that identifies members of the secret guild of super-assassins or something, isn't it? Well, winners don't put stuff in bags, they put it on instead.

shut up, that totally makes sense.

petrol blue
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goon who don't eat pie a shameful goon.

e: Eat the eggs pies, Woseph!

petrol blue fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 26, 2014

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Come fight! :wotwot:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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gently caress sewer levels, I want barrels.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Poke. Pokepokepoke. Poke.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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:chef:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Town Hall, peasants, where you go to do stuff if you're not poor.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Nice hat.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Haggle

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Aye, 'mon then.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Somewhere Else. A place where the cool kids stay. A barrel, or a sewer maybe.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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I reckon you're over thinking it - a simpler explanation is that the books were churned out as fast as possible, and editors didn't know how to deal with them.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Ugh, fine. :corsair:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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:goleft:

petrol blue
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I have a strong suspicion this book would just love to play the gotcha of "You order your troops to cross in full plate and they all drown. God, are you stupid or what?" Just this once, lets earn our beating, and go to the forest.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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JosephWongKS posted:

Hydro Aqua Gallery
:crossarms:
Carry on south.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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GAmblinG House = 4
blue piG = 1

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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"So, you can find some caves, right?"

That was so weirdly specific about "he used to be second best", I mean how many scouts does a village have? :ohdear:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Death by generosity, execution by blind choice.

:goleft:

e: If we're on the way out, don't we want to always go left?

petrol blue
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We don't need no beaten path. :colbert: East.

petrol blue
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God, you guys are so negative! I'm sure nothing bad will happen when we dig up a new toy.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Can we vote to randomly choose when it's a blind choice? Failing that: :goleft:

petrol blue
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My money's on "missed [random inexplicably vital mcguffin], game is unwinnable, you die and a hag teabags your corpse".

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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We're not going to win prizes for our tactics, might as well get them for our troll-slaying.

petrol blue
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:black101:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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**puts on deep voice** "kill em all!" **coughs**

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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:getin:

But leave the kill-stealing gits behind.

petrol blue
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Nyaa posted:

Auto search everything.

Works for me.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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...

South.

petrol blue
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dscruffy1 posted:

Let us lose our army, posthaste.

Make sure to check for "Hurry, and gravitate" carved into it afterwards.

petrol blue
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Y'know, we keep saying 'explore till new content', but I reckon that if JWKS did that, it'd just go "auto-choice, death, auto-choice, auto-choice, death, etc.' till the game ended.

petrol blue
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342 posted:

Did you choose adventure?

If so, turn to 200

200 posted:

You die. The hag spits on you.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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let's get chopping, before its mates show up.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Have you had an accident recently? call now for loot!

petrol blue
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Lets not give this book an excuse (like it needs one). Let the dude go.

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petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

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Well played, book, letting us have free will when we've given up all hope.

Christ, that was a slog!

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