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In John Lydon's autobiography Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs he describes two food additive stories : 1/ Glen Matlock, the goody goody momma's boy bassist of the original Pistols line up was always getting picked on by the rest of the band. One day they got a baguette, hollowed out the middle, put fresh liver in it and poured boiling water into it. When cool enough, they hosed the loaf and jizzed in it. Then they gave Glen the sandwich and he ate it. 2/ When Johhny was established in a house with his girlfriend, a group of bikers came and were openly flirting with Johnny's mrs and kinda making it obvious there was nothing he could do about it ... or was there? He went into the kitchen with Sid, heated up the frying pan with some oil in it and shat in the pan, frying his faeces with some seasoning and onions. He then served it up in sandwiches to the bikers who all thought it was very tasty. Anyway, my own irl story was a guy who always stole booze when no-one was looking at parties so we laid a trap. Dark rum 3/4 full in a half pint bottle and filled the rest with fresh piss. Needless to say the bottle went missing.
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black coffee and hot sauce but i drink instead of being a dick
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Jul 14, 2014 20:05
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the sex pistols wer mad hosed up, thats punk rock rightthere
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Jul 14, 2014 20:07
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The sex pistols were a contrived corporate experiment that went incredibly well and spent the rest of their lives in a self destructive downward spiral because they knew that they all were complete poo poo but kept getting paid anyway.
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Jul 14, 2014 20:09
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someone gave me some dessert she made then she told me it was made with breast milk as an afterthought i said thanks, threw it away when she left then never accepted food from white people ever again
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Hobohemian posted:The sex pistols were a contrived corporate experiment that went incredibly well and spent the rest of their lives in a self destructive downward spiral because they knew that they all were complete poo poo but kept getting paid anyway. and then i named myself after their bassist who couldnt even play bass andi continued to bother people in his name
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Jul 14, 2014 20:10
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one time i made something for someone and i put cilantro in it
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Jul 14, 2014 20:11
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you monster
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Jul 14, 2014 20:11
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Oil Can Boyd posted:and then i named myself after their bassist who couldnt even play bass andi continued to bother people in his name Yeah, you are a pretty unoriginal trite poster with nothing meaningful to contribute, so I always like your old name better.
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Jul 14, 2014 20:12
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laminated this picture to the bottom of the soup bowl
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Jul 14, 2014 20:12
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Twee as gently caress posted:someone gave me some dessert she made then she told me it was made with breast milk as an afterthought https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zT6oPeV6YQ baby gaga ice cream
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Jul 14, 2014 20:14
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Hobohemian posted:The sex pistols were a contrived corporate experiment that went incredibly well and spent the rest of their lives in a self destructive downward spiral because they knew that they all were complete poo poo but kept getting paid anyway. that's pretty punk
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Jul 14, 2014 20:15
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SirEvelynTremble posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zT6oPeV6YQ "it's free range" 
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Jul 14, 2014 20:18
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Hobohemian posted:Yeah, you are a pretty unoriginal trite poster with nothing meaningful to contribute, so I always like your old name better. its okay im another corporate gimmick now
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