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...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Doctor Dogballs posted:

when "I'd hit it" was new McDonald's actually used this as a banner ad because they didnt know what it meant.

Or, considering that people are talking about the ad like a decade later, they knew exactly what it meant.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 12:26

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:47

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Palpek posted:

How much for the top left child?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 14:16

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Or, considering that people are talking about the ad like a decade later, they knew exactly what it meant.

People still talk about Crystal Pepsi and New Coke too. So I'm guessing you're just dumb.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 14:25

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

simplefish posted:

loving LOL

# ? Jul 17, 2014 16:34

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 16:56

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Cryophage posted:

this was probably meant for the other fast food (pizza) thread, but it also fits here.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 19:15

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Eponymouse posted:

Subbed.

Not mine.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 01:53

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Rad Tad posted:

Mmm, Taco Bell's Fries Supreme CFNM Orgy.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 02:18

Vogon Poet: Jun 18, 2004; Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

ThePutty posted:

Hey, this was a good one and deserved to be quoted so I'm quoting it.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 05:55

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Palpek posted:

could we make the hamdiddler be sneaking up to steal a child please? tia

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:16

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; erm... quack-ward

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:39

Megafunk: Oct 19, 2010; YEAH!

Hindooburg

# ? Jul 18, 2014 22:17

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Megafunk posted:

Hindooburg

Doobenburg

# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:10

TerryLennox: Oct 12, 2009; There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

Late Unpleasantness posted:

Now that's better.

WTF is the context of this image, some girl pulling a Howard Hughes drinking/footsoaking on yoghurt and peeing on the mason jars?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:11

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Since she's made up to look like a Nazi Wendy, I'd say the image is pretty self explanatory.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:14

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 19, 2014 04:49

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

could we make the hamdiddler be sneaking up to steal a child please? tia

everdread plz make this happen, tia

# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:14

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

ThePutty posted:

Where/what is this from?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 08:39

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Regalingualius posted:

Where/what is this from?

I realize this raises more questions than it answers, but here's the original:

EDIT: Ahhhhhh there's a whole series wtf http://photoslaves.com/understanding-joshua-by-charlie-white/ http://charliewhite.info/understanding-joshua/

Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 19, 2014 08:51

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

Jeffrey posted:

I realize this raises more questions than it answers, but here's the original:

EDIT: Ahhhhhh there's a whole series wtf http://photoslaves.com/understanding-joshua-by-charlie-white/ http://charliewhite.info/understanding-joshua/

oh jesus that's terrifying

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:32