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The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
Did you know the official CIA website has a section just for kids!?



It features Agent Ava Shoephone as their official mascot. Which makes sense, because her shoe is a phone. You can do all sorts of activities, like trying out their interactive coloring book!

https://www.cia.gov/kids-page/games/coloring-book



Note: Selecting a color on the right is more like a friendly suggestion than an actual choice.

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Fun games! Catch the falling missiles with your basket, then trade them for sick upgrades like hella cocaine

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
holy poo poo the world exploration game is voice acted

https://www.cia.gov/kids-page/games/world-exploration

Try this poo poo out!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


wowie zowie

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Who wants to install this tracking cookie and SSL break on your computer without your parents permission?

You do!!! :swoon:

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
they should have a civ style game where you create a banana republic and murder the legally elected government

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Don't Wake the Congressional Oversight Committee

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
South American Terror Hunt in 3d!!!

"NO SWIPING SWIPER! SWIPER NEEDS A TIME OUT AT GTMO."

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
when I was in college there was a minute where I wanted to be in the CIA cause I feel like doing intelligence analysis would be fun and might help make a difference in the world but then I was like "lol"

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Tetris... but with guns, heroin, and black bagged detainees!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Every 5th grader needs to know how to waterboard somebody

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Every 5th grader needs to know how to waterboard somebody

Its not waterboarding... Its "WHACKY WATER TOWEL TIME!" :ohdear:

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Every 5th grader needs to know how to waterboard somebody

how else are you gonna stop the cyberbullies?

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

why is the mayor of the wire standing in front of a plane?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
The CIA was behind Peace Walker.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

KennyLoggins posted:

why is the mayor of the wire standing in front of a plane?

Hes fed up with that Ayvon Barkdale douchebag.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Don't Wake the Congressional Oversight Committee

hahaha

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Is that an R93 Blazer? lol, no one is gonna use that...

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
seems like they're recruiting child soldiers in the USA now. is this really much different than wilfried bony fuss a few years ago?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


KennyLoggins posted:

why is the mayor of the wire standing in front of a plane?

he's seeayeiey

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

I'd read that.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
yeah i like last week tonight too op

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
YOURE A PRETTY BIG GUY

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


prezbuluskey posted:

YOURE A PRETTY BIG GUY

UUUU

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

prezbuluskey posted:

YOURE A PRETTY BIG GUY

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
So which section can I find a Agent Ave Shoephone showing her skills at irregular rendition?
Is that the 6-12 Zone?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


TELL ME ABOUT AVA

WHY DOES SHE USE A SHOEPHONE

...

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A 6TH GRADER

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

:vince:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Acoustic Kitty would be a good mascot for the kids

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

if i take those pants off, will you die? :pervert:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Don't Wake the Congressional Oversight Committee

Holy poo poo

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
CIA operations keep Americans safe hahahaha

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
yeah agent cody banks was a propaganda piece so what

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

if i take those pants off, will you die? :pervert:

it would be incredibly erotic

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

mr.capps posted:

yeah agent cody banks was a propaganda piece so what

lol if you think there aren't at least a few CIA assets in executive positions at major motion picture studios in hollywood

loving USA

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
everyone i know who works for the cia or the intel community in total is because their daddy worked there or they sucked the right dicks after they left service. also all agency folks beat their wives & kids.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Hey Kids!

If you see something,
say something.

Even if it's your parents!

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