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NO ONE MADE A THREAD SO HERES A THREAD The Contestants American League Jose Bautista - He's declined a bit in the last few years since his bonkers '11/'12 seasons but he's still Joey Bats so who cares  - LOOK AT THAT FUKKEN GIF DOES IT MATTER WHAT I SAY HEREJosh Donaldson - Came out of nowhere last year to finish 3rd in MVP voting and while he's regressed a bit this year still comes into today with 20 dingers in the first half. Adam Jones - He strikes out a lot and dingers a lot so he'll probably be fun to watch. Brian Dozier - why National League Todd Frazier - okay its starting i think so im gonna hurry these up DINGERS Justin Mornaeu - The ugh-iest of the NL bunch but still much better than loving dozier  - Cespedes and Puig in the same event, truly we live in the best of all possible timesTroy Tulowitzki - Has been absolutely laying waste to the NL this year, and actually made it to the allstar break healthy for once! Giancarlo Stanton - OH GOD IM 2 HYPE There's also new rules I think but I'm too lazy to look them up DINGERS
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here's the pitch BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
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can't wait to hear Berman's many innovative pronunciations of Yoenis Cespedes tonight.
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Best thread title on SA.
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can't wait for all the target field puns
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Jul 15, 2014 01:18
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7 outs instead of 10 should be interesting
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If you had a dome Minneapolis, we wouldn't be having a delay......
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I just heard Puig talk for the first time and I have no idea what I just heard. That is a crazy accent/dialect.
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so how many cities does chris berman incorrectly attribute to minnesota
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will_colorado posted:If you had a dome Minneapolis, we wouldn't be having a delay...... Bob Uecker, we meet again.
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Yo puig better flip his bat after dinger he hits.
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Someone better bunt the golden ball.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:21
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Here's the MLB.com stream for the non-TV-havers among us
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Abel Wingnut posted:I just heard Puig talk for the first time and I have no idea what I just heard. That is a crazy accent/dialect. Pretty standard Cuban accent really https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxChDj3OczE&t=20s
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Please give me a Puig / Cespedes final Stanton in the final would be pretty alright too
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For the golden ball, they should let the guys swing an aluminum bat.
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7 outs per round? That is weird, I guess they gotta compress it because they have 2(!!!!!!!!!!!!! two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) extra players
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Stanton's been slumping big time lately. Here's hoping he busts out some big rear end bombs.
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will_colorado posted:For the golden ball, they should let the guys swing an aluminum bat. And throw them golf balls.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:24
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hmmmm yase lets build an open air stadium in minnesota
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The HR derby and All Star Game being rained out would be too fuckin funny
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Jul 15, 2014 01:26
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If it rains all night would they just cancel it or just do it later? e: this lineup is kinda bad
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stupid rain. if the winner has single digit home run across all the rounds, i'm gonna be pissed.
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so when are the dingers
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Gorman Thomas posted:hmmmm yase lets build an open air stadium in minnesota All stadiums should be open air at all times. Deal with it.
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Let's put everyone on buses and take the derby to Milwaukee. Just don't tell Berman
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Guy in the background is calling his buds wondering what he should do on camera
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Alan Trammell posted:All stadiums should be open air at all times. Deal with it. Retractable roofs that function as an Umbrella are the best (what I'm saying is Safeco is the best).
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They should probably just show the celebrity softball game now instead of later. That poo poo is pretty amusing.
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Alan Trammell posted:All stadiums should be open air at all times. Deal with it. seiferguy posted:Retractable roofs that function as an Umbrella are the best (what I'm saying is Safeco is the best). Look at these idiots who dont want to hit balls off catwalks
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Jul 15, 2014 01:32
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They should stretch a big piece of fabric over the stadium and seal it, then pump air in it to hold it up. That would make a pretty good stadium for Minneapolis.
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Monicro posted:Look at these idiots who dont want to hit balls off catwalks I'm sorry they didn't build your stadium big enough? Having said that let's take a moment to fondly remember the garbage bag outfield walls in the Metrodome
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Move the derby to Mall America and have it be like The Bigs where you hit dingers off buildings and poo poo.
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Get that Minneapolis B-roll ready!
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Here's a video for Dozier you jerk http://m.mlb.com/video/v32290017/mintb-dozier-lines-a-solo-homer-to-left-field/?c_id=mlb
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Jul 15, 2014 01:37
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DeepDickPizza posted:They should probably just show the celebrity softball game now instead of later. That poo poo is pretty amusing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du3317Nc6pc
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Deteriorata posted:They should stretch a big piece of fabric over the stadium and seal it, then pump air in it to hold it up. That would make a pretty good stadium for Minneapolis. If anything, it gives us gifs like this: 
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Laderhan posted:Move the derby to Mall America and have it be like The Bigs where you hit dingers off buildings and poo poo. A nation that can do high jump in a grocery store, or pole vault in a mall we should be able to make this happen.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:38
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Berman's bald spot is exceptionally shiny tonight
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While your waiting in the rain, here's a brief clip of Rick Dempsey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HHIpci-Edc
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