Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
«‹›29 »
 
  • Locked thread
nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Gorman Thomas posted:

hmmmm yase lets build an open air stadium in minnesota

you're aware it is raining not snowing right

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:38
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:17
  • Quote
seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

Monicro posted:

Look at these idiots who dont want to hit balls off catwalks

It'd only be cool if people were constantly walking on the catwalks at this time.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:39
  • Quote
Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

seiferguy posted:

If anything, it gives us gifs like this:



I miss the conspiracy theories about the Twins turning the air conditioning on/off to supposedly make it harder for the opposing team to drive the ball.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:40
  • Quote
LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 What WOULD happen if the ASG gets rained out? It decides home field advantage now :downs:

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:40
  • Quote
Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007

IcePhoenix posted:

Here's a video for Dozier you jerk

http://m.mlb.com/video/v32290017/mintb-dozier-lines-a-solo-homer-to-left-field/?c_id=mlb

thats his longest home run of the season lmao

edit: and his only over 400 ft double lmao

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:40
  • Quote
Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

What WOULD happen if the ASG gets rained out? It decides home field advantage now :downs:

They play all seven games in Montreal.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:40
  • Quote
will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 Wat?

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/17160334/v34569019/stanton-swings-thors-hammer/?query=giancarlo%2Bstanton

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:42
  • Quote
Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Derek Jeter is in the all star game in the year of our lord 2014

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:42
  • Quote
The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 I'm sorry homerun derby but i have a date with jack bauer planned and you are standing me up here

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:42
  • Quote
Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

What WOULD happen if the ASG gets rained out? It decides home field advantage now :downs:

they sim the game in MLB 14 and award home field to the winning league

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:42
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 Is the new 24 good?

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:43
  • Quote
Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Abel Wingnut posted:

Is the new 24 good?

Yes.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:44
  • Quote
ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Abel Wingnut posted:

Is the new 24 good?

If you never liked it, no. If you used to like it, oh yes.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:45
  • Quote
LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

Deteriorata posted:

They play all seven games in Montreal.

I am cool with this

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:45
  • Quote
Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 Well good news is it's sunny in Minneapolis. Bad news is it's still raining.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:45
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 Like Season 1 or Season 2 good? Or hilariously off kilter like Season 5 or Season 6?

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:45
  • Quote
Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Dozier is gonna hit like 3 max

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:46
  • Quote
Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

 gently caress off derek jeter, wheres the dingers

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:46
  • Quote
Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Abel Wingnut posted:

Like Season 1 or Season 2 good? Or hilariously off kilter like Season 5 or Season 6?

Well Jack throws two handcuffed people out of a high rise window so...

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:46
  • Quote
Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Abel Wingnut posted:

Like Season 1 or Season 2 good? Or hilariously off kilter like Season 5 or Season 6?

Yes.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:46
  • Quote
The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Abel Wingnut posted:

Like Season 1 or Season 2 good? Or hilariously off kilter like Season 5 or Season 6?
It's like season 5 cranked up to hyperdrive

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:47
  • Quote
Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Harlock posted:

Dozier is gonna hit like 3 max

Sometimes you need to leg out a grounder to third.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:48
  • Quote
The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 This Jeter interview needs to make like Behrooz in season 4 and go away

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:48
  • Quote
GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


 Instead of all the Jeter fellating, why not just ask for the giftbasket?

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:50
  • Quote
Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Too much Kil-Dozier hate itt

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:52
  • Quote
IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Gorman Thomas posted:

thats his longest home run of the season lmao

edit: and his only over 400 ft double lmao

yeah I already ranted about how dumb it was to pick him but at least give him something.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:52
  • Quote
Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

 DINGER TIME

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:52
  • Quote
Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
How many rounds do you think Jack Bauer will go?

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:53
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 They're totally going to let Jeter play the entire game tomorrow, aren't they?


UUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:53
  • Quote
Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
More weather from Mille Lacs, coming in, don't think it's gonna hold together though.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:53
  • Quote
The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

How many rounds do you think Jack Bauer will go?
Until his liver gives out, I would assume

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:54
  • Quote
William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

Vertical Lime posted:

can't wait for all the target field puns

One.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:54
  • Quote
seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
As much as I despise the Jeter fellating, it's his last ASG. Cal Ripken started in his last one too.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:55
  • Quote
Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Vertical Lime posted:

can't wait for all the target field puns

There's the first one

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:55
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 I can't wait til Ortiz knocks off Morneau's head only to reveael NINA MYERS

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:55
  • Quote
Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
This is going to suck.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:56
  • Quote
Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Top Hats Monthly posted:

More weather from Mille Lacs, coming in, don't think it's gonna hold together though.

Is it taking the 169?

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:56
  • Quote
William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Ugh, they could've gotten this poo poo out of the way during the rain delay.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:56
  • Quote
Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

GoatSeeGuy posted:

Best thread title on SA.

I agree. I love this just as much as the Billy Mays GDT threads.


BACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:56
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:17
  • Quote
AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
who does not enjoy the dulcet tones of Chris Berman

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 01:57
  • Quote
  • Locked thread
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
«‹›29 »