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Boywhiz88 posted:OH poo poo I GOT SHOT LIKE ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THE 80+ SHOOTINGS IN A 7 DAY PERIOD IN A MAJOR US CITY. I thought the 80 was just in a weekend.
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"heres your slice of pizza" all the toppings fall off and make a mass of what used to be cheese and toppings.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:24
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chicago is humid like sao paulo thus murderdeathkill
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Jul 16, 2014 02:25
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ny vs chicago style One is pizza, the other is hotdish
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Jul 16, 2014 02:28
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Really anywhere upper midwest is fun to talk to people about because they're like BLOOO UR PROLLY LIVIN IN IGLOOS U FAGS LMAO And then you point at a weather map and it's 95 degrees with 100% humidity in Iowa/Wisconsin and people down south are like 'ok drat sorry' and forget this every single year.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:29
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I did the walk today as a white male, through "the worst parts of the city". I'm due to go on a trip soon so I figured, what's the harm. An 89 year old black lady in the projects made coffee and we played gin rummy awhile, while discussing "politics" Her words of wisdom were, "better they come here, than become terrorists." I was expected to get robbed or mugged or something, a white guy, in an area full of gangs. Hell I even asked about this one guys cool looking tattoo. It was a swan that turned into a fish. I must have picked the best day to walk the hood.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:32
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SpeedGem posted:I did the walk today as a white male, through "the worst parts of the city". Everyone knows not to mess with Gramma's "Gin with Whitey" days.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:34
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Everyone knows not to mess with Gramma's "Gin with Whitey" days. I wish I had an old black grandma, they loving make sense
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Jul 16, 2014 02:35
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Well at least they trusted a Obama administration hatchet man to save their city.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:37
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SpeedGem posted:I wish I had an old black grandma, they loving make sense they are the one sane thing in this crazy world of ours, the venerable black granny
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Jul 16, 2014 02:38
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I lost by the way in the gin rummy game, 3 times in a row, somewhere out there a black granny is laughing at me, and is a wizard or something.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:41
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:they are the one sane thing in this crazy world of ours, the venerable black granny i read a sociology paper that talked about chicago gangs and how they hide drugs in the tall grasses that grow in vacant lots. an grandma made a hobby of cutting the grass in her neighborhood, and even though the local gangsters tried to intimidate her, she just kept on doing it. they didn't stop her because who wants to be the one to murder a little old lady? e: SpeedGem posted:"heres your slice of pizza" dumbass trying to eat deep dish with his hands lol Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Jul 16, 2014 02:46
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Modern Day Hercules posted:People in southern Illinois never loving shut up about how dangerous Chicago is like every loving minute of their lives they're just suffering chronic anxiety about a city that they couldn't afford to go to even if they wanted to. They're also constantly mad about chicago existing in the first place for some reason and they'd rather be a part of kentucky. These people are so loving retarded that they'd rather be a part of kentucky.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:47
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Pththya-lyi posted:i read a sociology paper that talked about chicago gangs and how they hide drugs in the tall grasses that grow in vacant lots. an grandma made a hobby of cutting the grass in her neighborhood, and even though the local gangsters tried to intimidate her, she just kept on doing it. they didn't stop her because who wants to be the one to murder a little old lady? Anyone who kills the old especially after the age of 80, deserves a slow and agonizing death.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:47
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I've never eaten or even seen a Chicago pizza. Not even the frozen kind from the grocery store. I live in north Jersey so they might be against state law or something.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:48
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Abner Assington posted:Probably because bourbon and Abraham Lincoln are cooler than Ronald Reagan and whatever bullshit your stupid state has invented, pal. Ah yes, Kentuck. The land of Lincoln.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:48
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BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:Ah yes, Kentuck. The land of Lincoln. 
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Jul 16, 2014 02:49
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Clochette posted:I've never eaten or even seen a Chicago pizza. Not even the frozen kind from the grocery store. all you need to know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8IKxbOpt0E
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Jul 16, 2014 02:52
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SpeedGem posted:I lost by the way in the gin rummy game, 3 times in a row, somewhere out there a black granny is laughing at me, and is a wizard or something. would you say she's a grand wizard
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Jul 16, 2014 02:53
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Abner Assington posted:Probably because bourbon and Abraham Lincoln are cooler than Ronald Reagan and whatever bullshit your stupid state has invented, pal. We also had Abraham Lincoln - it's where he built his legal and political careers. Reagan practiced his careers in California. And trust me, the people of southern Illinois are busy fellating Reagan's corpse along with every other American conservative
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Jul 16, 2014 02:53
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etalian posted:all you need to know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IAT8BAcD14
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Jul 16, 2014 02:53
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In the town next to the place where reagan was born there is a mural of mount rushmore but they added reagans face to it
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Jul 16, 2014 02:56
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etalian posted:all you need to know Yeah I really enjoy this video but my point still stands. (FYI the best pizza I've had was in NYC) Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2vtv53mQeE
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Jul 16, 2014 02:58
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Abner Assington posted:He's not from Illinois Lincoln's family got the gently caress outta Kentucky as soon as they could
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Jul 16, 2014 03:00
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Emanuel Collective posted:Lincoln's family got the gently caress outta Kentucky as soon as they could 
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Abner Assington posted:The easier retort is to say that Jefferson Davis is also from Kentucky Some say the reason why american money was beutiful, and not all green and samey, is because jefferson davis engravers, were pure artists in money making, and knew how counterfeiting worked. The money we hold in our hand today is a shadow of the artistry, it could have been.
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Jul 16, 2014 03:04
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etalian posted:Well at least they trusted a Obama administration hatchet man to save their city. Holy poo poo, brutal, man. Anyway, Chicago sucks. Don't come here.
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Jul 16, 2014 03:09
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Rubies posted:Chicago is p cool and I like being sent there but I don't understand why anyone would relocate or get settled there. For pretty much the same cost of living you can live in the Northeast or California. The NE has all the cultural stuff Chicago has (except more and better), and so does California (with year-round nice weather). So it's not like HEY gently caress CHICAGO it's more like "oh ok chicago ya cool cya". this is pretty much exactly how i feel about chicago although aside from NYC it is pretty much the only city in america with halfways decent public transportation. so thats pretty neat
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Rubies posted:Chicago is p cool and I like being sent there but I don't understand why anyone would relocate or get settled there. For pretty much the same cost of living you can live in the Northeast or California. The NE has all the cultural stuff Chicago has (except more and better), and so does California (with year-round nice weather). So it's not like HEY gently caress CHICAGO it's more like "oh ok chicago ya cool cya". I've been living here for the past month or so, until the beginning of August, and this is p much my impression as well. It's not a poo poo place to live, at least if you're a middle class white person, but it doesn't have any real draw to it either. Also coming from Portland, the food carts are terrible and the summer weather sucks.
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Fuligin posted:I've been living here for the past month or so, until the beginning of August, and this is p much my impression as well. It's not a poo poo place to live, at least if you're a middle class white person, but it doesn't have any real draw to it either. Also coming from Portland, the food carts are terrible and the summer weather sucks. Food carts? You mean those pathetic little vans we've had to fight for years just to have? Yeah, those are worse than poo poo. If I can't buy a soft pretzel from a homeless dude off the side of a highway, I don't want to live here.
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I loving love Chicago. *lives in Los Angeles with no immediate plans of moving back*
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ruddiger posted:I loving love Chicago. you must love pain
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ruddiger posted:I loving love Chicago. Hahah jokes on you clearly. LA loving blows.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:People in southern Illinois never loving shut up about how dangerous Chicago is like every loving minute of their lives they're just suffering chronic anxiety about a city that they couldn't afford to go to even if they wanted to. They're also constantly mad about chicago existing in the first place for some reason and they'd rather be a part of kentucky. These people are so loving retarded that they'd rather be a part of kentucky. I'm guessing it's not so much that they are mad at Chicago for existing, but for the populations of the Chicago area, East St. Louis, and the college towns voting democrat.
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Fuligin posted:I've been living here for the past month or so, until the beginning of August, and this is p much my impression as well. It's not a poo poo place to live, at least if you're a middle class white person, but it doesn't have any real draw to it either. Also coming from Portland, the food carts are terrible and the summer weather sucks. a pretty huge chunk of Chicago's population moved here from podunk Ohio/Michigan/Iowa, so coming from those places Chicago is Paris
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Pththya-lyi posted:i read a sociology paper that talked about chicago gangs and how they hide drugs in the tall grasses that grow in vacant lots. an grandma made a hobby of cutting the grass in her neighborhood, and even though the local gangsters tried to intimidate her, she just kept on doing it. they didn't stop her because who wants to be the one to murder a little old lady? yes, truly the noble savage has preserved morality you know? Makes you think about all the DRUGS, and GANGDS and things. Maybe the white man could learn from their culture?
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Powercrazy posted:yes, truly the noble savage has preserved morality you know? Makes you think about all the DRUGS, and GANGDS and things. Maybe the white man could learn from their culture? actually, I hope the white man does learn that the truth about gangs is more complicated than "gangsters are bad, lock them up forever." I don't see what "noble savages" have to do with it.
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Pththya-lyi posted:actually, I hope the white man does learn that the truth about gangs is more complicated than "gangsters are bad, lock them up forever." I don't see what "noble savages" have to do with it. black people have lower iqs than whites, as well as higher levels of aggression and lower levels of self-control
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*posts on the internet calling minorities in a first world country savages* That sociology paper sounds really stupid/anecdotal/probably made up too. There's no words for Chicago. It's bigger than words baby. 
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