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Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

This was supposed to go where that clone was.

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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
SO I just created this bad guy from all those pulp magazines.

No one will stop the evil Col. Hermann Boobanheimen from branding every American woman in the audience and claiming their breasts for the Reich. No one.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Jul 18, 2014

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.

Perry Normal posted:

Hahaha, I actually suggested that when I submitted Colin for the last version of the thread.

I laughed so loving hard at RetardAnt.

Totally forgot Colin Misandry was your creation. That's doubly hilarious to me.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Fucktrain Jethro got his twitter back. We'll see how long this lasts.

Not sure what he did but he managed to get blocked by a lot of people very quickly. Probably best to get him into a match quickly.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

coconono posted:

Fucktrain Jethro got his twitter back. We'll see how long this lasts.

Not sure what he did but he managed to get blocked by a lot of people very quickly. Probably best to get him into a match quickly.

Does the fat man want sex?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Small Daddy Yuck Yuck gonna be the champ

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bring Back Noid posted:

Does the fat man want sex?

https://twitter.com/fuqtrain/status/489818820442214401

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Fucktrain's Twitter is amusing me way too much. Well done.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005


I'm gonna put him and the gravitron into a tag match together

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bring Back Noid posted:

I'm gonna put him and the gravitron into a tag match together

https://twitter.com/fuqtrain/status/490237480365338624

Good luck with that.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMzZ_KCp_E

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
I am more hyped for this than I am for Battleground.

And I'm actually pretty hyped for Battleground, oddly enough.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005



More tomorrow morning. Have about 43 more emails to get through. It's a lot of guys! Holy hell

Bring Back Noid fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jul 19, 2014

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



Y'all peckerwoods don't know the true meaning of poo-row-res-ooh spirit

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Bring Back Noid posted:



More tomorrow morning. Have about 43 more emails to get through. It's a lot of guys! Holy hell

thats exactly what I had in mind. looks awesome!!

Needs More Jazz
Nov 4, 2009

Considering the dude I sent in, I smell the beginnings of a stable.

Also, concussions.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I'm so happy that HEDUHARU DROPAWA made it in.

They need some kind of ridiculous Engrish tag team name.

ULTRA CONQUERORS DX or something.

We'll be the new Misawa/Akiyama.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Jul 19, 2014

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I'm so happy that HEDUHARU DROPAWA made it in.

They need some kind of ridiculous Engrish tag team name.

ULTRA CONQUERORS DX or something.

We'll be the new Misawa/Akiyama.

Sim Yak Stars
Fancy Outlaw Beatdown
Viking Blood - The Revenge
Twin Karaoke Camp
Bling Bling Rocket Machine

All fine names.

Also gonna pitch a couple tag teams:

THE FOURTH REICH


Alternately
SEIG HIGH AS gently caress


METAL MACHINE MAYHEM


Alternately
CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO COCAINE!


THE WORKRATE PLAYERS

I Before E fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Jul 19, 2014

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I'm so happy that HEDUHARU DROPAWA made it in.

They need some kind of ridiculous Engrish tag team name.

ULTRA CONQUERORS DX or something.

We'll be the new Misawa/Akiyama.

Revolution God Army-Gun

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
That fourth reich would be a pretty funny tag team, yeah.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



poo poo, should have submitted a midget
wrestler

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I Before E posted:

THE WORKRATE PLAYERS


Oliver knows.

TheWorstAmy
Nov 27, 2009

I'm a stupid Twitch streamer

Liquid Communism posted:

Fucktrain's Twitter is amusing me way too much. Well done.

I'm personally wiping tears out of my eyes from laughing that hard at it.

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
Battleground was boring and the G1 Climax ruins a lot of the tension for NJPW matches later in the year. This is what I have, now. I wanna see a fat man beat up robots and I want to see Dave Meltzer eat like thirty lariats.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Desumaytah posted:

Battleground was boring and the G1 Climax ruins a lot of the tension for NJPW matches later in the year. This is what I have, now. I wanna see a fat man beat up robots and I want to see Dave Meltzer eat like thirty lariats.

That's BIG Dave Meltzer to you, sir. Buy a loving bear!

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.
Still stoked :dance:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

FUCKTRAIN needs a fight. I can't put up with him much longer.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

coconono posted:

FUCKTRAIN needs a fight. I can't put up with him much longer.

We're still on track, just been working weird hours and got a new motorcycle so I've been spending too much time on it. Shooting for our first card on Friday still!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
This is going to be the greatest night in the history of our sport

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Are there people on the roster you haven't posted screenshots of yet?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Yeah is the Ultimate SJW gonna make the cut :ohdear:

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Since Bring Back Noid still has all the characters from the original GOON-1 I'd imagine that even if your character isn't up yet and isn't on the first card doesn't mean they won't get made for later stuff. It would be quicker to start now and work on characters between each show than to make every one sent in so far first.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

The final three entries that made the cut for the first card.




I am doing exactly what Big Coffin Hunter was suggesting, so that I don't get bogged down too badly. I'll be having matches tomorrow, announcing them later tonight!

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
the sack attack made it, i am so happy

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Yessss Diamond Dallas Parka made it

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Rodney the Piper posted:

the sack attack made it, i am so happy

What kind of wrestling fed wouldn't have Bruno's best friend and protege???

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

:siren:GCW Friday Night Wrasslun':siren:
8/1/2014

Opening Match, we have the ring-savvy Mr. Awful taking on the happy slappin' chav, "Buckie" Buck Fast in a one fall singles contest!

Second match, standard tag rules, one fall:

The old school and the new blood shake hands as the impenetrable Underbeard Dave teams up with newcomer Randall K Blorton, the Apex Redditor to clash against the sultry, the sweaty, the sensuous team of Power Bottom Uti and Alvin Stank!

Afterward, in a three way match, elimination style, no count outs:

The workrate king "Big" Dave Meltzer wants to prove he's up to snuff as he steps into the squared circle to pit against two wrestlers he believes need some work on their .... work; Literally Randy Orton and the garbage wrestling icon from GOON1 Climax, MATTrisyde X

Lebanon Jones vs. Dudley L. Rutherfordshire in a singles match, no disqualification, no count out. Dudley wants to show "Mr. Big Shot" that his basketballish rear end in a top hat ways aren't appreciated everywhere, certainly not in GCW.

Another tag team match is up next, one fall normal rules.

The Russian Nightmare Vostok Svensk will team up with communist superhero Elvis Orloffski to take on the newly formed force in GCW, GIORNO Toriyama and HEADUHARU DROPAWA in what's sure to be a barn burner of The Russians vs. The Concussions.

Semi main event pits GCW Veteran Dr. Thunder up against newcomer with a lot to prove, SMEGMA. Should be interesting to see what the newbie can do.

Main event, in a non-title match, we have The Gravitron suiting up for a 4-way elimination style WAR with Fucktrain Jethro, the deplorable Dr. Hans Von Schmidt, and ROBOCOP in a bout that's sure to please.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Hell yeah, my two wrestlers are a tag team. Go Uti and Stank!

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

Hell yeah, my two wrestlers are a tag team. Go Uti and Stank!

Well lah dee dah, some of us didn't get anyone on the show :colbert:

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