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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
http://rt.com/news/172728-egypt-israel-hamas-truce/

quote:


Breaking news

Egypt proposes ceasefire to Israel, Hamas


Egypt has launched an initiative to end the Israel-Gaza conflict by establishing a truce between the two sides which will start at 6 a.m. GMT on Tuesday. It will be followed by a 12-hour ceasefire, Egypt's state news agency reported.

The truce is to be followed by negotiations in Cairo in 48 hours which will be attended by both sides, according to AFP. Following this, Cairo has proposed the opening of border crossings and negotiations on the solution of the crisis.

The proposal is being discussed in the framework of the Arab League meeting of foreign ministers on Monday........


At least they're trying

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
death to all men

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
egypt dont wanna get caught in the nuclear fallout

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Israel agrees to the ceasefire.

Press Enter to move on to the next turn.

Israel breaks ceasefire.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Israel agrees to the ceasefire.

Press Enter to move on to the next turn.

Israel breaks ceasefire.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




This israeli a pain in the rear end.

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Israel agrees to the ceasefire.

Press Enter to move on to the next turn.

Israel breaks ceasefire.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

quote:

In response to the Egyptian proposal, Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum said that his movement would not accept any truce that excludes the conditions of the Palestinian groups and people, as quoted by Israeli media.

Seeming as Israel doesn't count the Palestinians as people, I can see an impasse from the very beginning

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Trees and Squids posted:

death to all men

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
they know extermination camps are a bridge too far for the world so these "peace keeping" operations in the reservations ghettos palestinian territories are as far as they can take it

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
effortless post

fart shart

asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



quote:

cos

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Sounds like Egypt wants to get their rear end kicked again.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Hamas is going to spend the ceasefire time loading up their camels with weapons again. Just like every other ceasefire thing that's happened before.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nuke both sides unironically

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I think this whole conflict was manufactured to generate more hits on youtube

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Chinatown posted:

nuke both sides unironically

Seriously they've been fighting each other round robin for centuries just take the middle east away and put it on top of the fridge so nobody can reach it.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you can have the cedars of lebanon back at the end of the semester

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

quote:

Another GBS Thread about Israel/palestine - this is gonna work

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Umiapik posted:

Another GBS Thread about Israel/palestine - this is gonna work

I threw in one about peace to balance out the war ones

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
they shld do a hostage exchange

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Thread will be just like the IRL ceasefire agreement, they'll make it to page 3 before all hell breaks out and a gay soccer player intervenes and gasses everyone with atomic farts.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Israel agrees to the ceasefire.

Press Enter to move on to the next turn.

Israel breaks ceasefire.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
If Hamas wants a ceasefire maybe they shouldn't come to the yard sporting nothing but Fire type pokemon, try some diversity so you don't always get your poo poo epically wrecked.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

The Taint Reaper posted:

Thread will be just like the IRL ceasefire agreement, they'll make it to page 3 before all hell breaks out and a gay soccer player intervenes and gasses everyone with atomic farts.

I sincerely hope not!




Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



in the cyberpunk future palestinians will probably be herded into digital gas chambers

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
Israel is taking an insurance policy out on Gaza for their part in the inevitable war in the fertile crescent.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



anyway, it didnt work

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Wow alot angry people in this thread, nice!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
lol @ hamas rejecting the ceasefire since they don't gain anything from it. Uh, a-duh??? You're losing

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Israel agrees to the ceasefire.

Press Enter to move on to the next turn.

Israel breaks ceasefire.




tbh the last gassed israel thread was p chill outside of spikes where people would lol at the 3 israelgulars, it was kind of out of nowhere when soccer player clutched his pearls and gassed it (tho apparently Twee as gently caress was reporting people like mad and bitching in QCS so that may have helped)

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Israel has the right to exist because I really don't see the other guys doing much or anything of effort as far as making a stable society and cities go. Like they're just bitching and moaning still.

Either start doing something that's overall considered constructive or shut up. Unless you're happy living among shitpiles and think that's a heightened existence.

Hell take some of those explosives and blow out a large part of land to build a canal. That way you can start a shipping yard and aquire goods and materials that you wouldn't normally be able to get.

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 15, 2014

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

The Taint Reaper posted:

Hell take some of those explosives and blow out a large part of land to build a canal. That way you can start a shipping yard and aquire goods and materials that you wouldn't normally be able to get.

Israel blockades Gaza so they literally can't do things like this.

Also they sterilize black people and are building concentration camps for them. Hamas does nothing wrong.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
building materials are contraband at checkpoints

materials to build their poprockets, however, are not.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Neurolimal posted:




tbh the last gassed israel thread was p chill outside of spikes where people would lol at the 3 israelgulars, it was kind of out of nowhere when soccer player clutched his pearls and gassed it (tho apparently Twee as gently caress was reporting people like mad and bitching in QCS so that may have helped)

Twee's defense of Israel is hilarious.

If you're reading this thread Twee I just want you to know that Jacques Massu did nothing wrong.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Trees and Squids posted:

death to all men

whoa stfu i am man f u

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
whoa how about this, they aint gonna stop firing rockets for some reason , isreal aint gonna stop blowing them up

isreal is probably capable of wiping them all out where as hamas probably isnt capable of the opposite

so why doesnt isreal literally just kill every single one of them and thenthere wont be any more problems

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

1gnoirents posted:

whoa how about this, they aint gonna stop firing rockets for some reason , isreal aint gonna stop blowing them up

isreal is probably capable of wiping them all out where as hamas probably isnt capable of the opposite

so why doesnt isreal literally just kill every single one of them and thenthere wont be any more problems

who will they bomb during election years then? people who are able to fight back?

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


i'm starting to get suspicious

maybe israelis and palestinians settled this poo poo ages ago and have become bros but just put on re-runs of earlier conflicts so various countries keep sending aid

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