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getting told the secrets of others is the only way i get off and the government needs to harvest my sperms for research. please tell me a secret gbs, your nation depends on you 
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you suck
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Jul 15, 2014 05:44
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im gay
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Jul 15, 2014 05:44
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but so far no secrets
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Prodigal T-REX posted:but so far no secrets really hoping for this thread to take off because i agree right now there are no secrets
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Jul 15, 2014 05:45
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I like cats.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:45
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I'm gay.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:46
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my friend smoked rock and told me not to tell his girlfriend
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Jul 15, 2014 05:47
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One time this girl told me she was clean, and then I got the clap.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:47
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soylent green is purple
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Jul 15, 2014 05:48
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I shot Abraham Lincoln and shoved John Wilkes Booth off that balcony.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:49
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I invented a machine that allows me to travel through time, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that my next leap will be the leap home.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:51
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i am a homosexual man.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:57
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i'm a girl in spirit
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Jul 15, 2014 05:58
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i had a sex once and she pissed all over me and i didn't ask her to do it i still don't know why that happened there was no context for it it just happened.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:00
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I regret many choices I made in youth.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:00
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wait i did tell that to someone before. sorry
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Jul 15, 2014 06:00
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I like peeing on dudes and whacking them in the balls with whatever happens to be handy.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:01
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I spent ten dollars to post on an internet forum.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:02
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im into sounding
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Jul 15, 2014 06:03
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gromdul posted:I spent ten dollars to post on an internet forum. whoa. nms that poo poo dude
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Jul 15, 2014 06:03
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I've wondered if I'm gay ever since a 4 hour phone conversation with another boy when I was 8
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Jul 15, 2014 06:05
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I am actually not gay.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:05
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Some things that happened today: 1. Made ramen with edamame, bok choy, and fried tofu. 2. Was so good that I made another bowl of it immediately after finishing the first bowl. 3. Put half a jar of peanut butter with chocolate chips in glass for dessert. 4. Mom saw me eating it. She asked how much peanut butter I used and I told her. 5. She got angry and told me I might as well eat the rest of the peanut butter in the jar since I “obviously want to die young from a heart attack.” 6. I opened up the fridge and got out the jar of peanut butter intending to eat it since she said I could. 7. She got even angrier and told me she was just being sarcastic and asked me how stupid I was. She then picked up my dessert glass and threw it onto the floor. 8. She grabbed a bottle of wine and stormed out of the kitchen. I called her a fatphobic, transfatphobic, body shaming, alcoholic bully. 9. I cleaned up the mess of peanut butter, chocolate, and broken glass. As I was doing so, I suddenly had some vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise. I think they were triggered by the Japanese food I had eaten. I recalled the family I had lived with. I was able to see their faces and hear them speaking this time. They were Japanese. They had a son who looked like he was about five or six. He put a lettuce leaf in front of me. This could explain why I have been questioning my ethnicity and why I have been feeling like I might actually be Japanese. It’s because in a past life I was a Japanese tortoise! Now that I know the reason why I have felt like I may be transethnic, I am not sure if I should stop questioning my ethnicity and just identify as cisethnic or continue questioning my ethnicity as well as begin exploring the possibility that I may be tortoisekin. I really wish Algoral were here to guide me in the right direction.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:08
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a friend of mine cornered me at his own bachelor party away from everyone else and asked if he could suck my dick and jerk off (I said no [no homo]) this was like 5 days before his wedding the next day his then-fiance called me extremely pissed saying he was bawling all afternoon because we made him go to a strip club and he didn't want to go I was like "oh"
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Jul 15, 2014 06:09
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I like big doggy dicks.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:09
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indigi posted:a friend of mine cornered me at his own bachelor party away from everyone else and asked if he could suck my dick and jerk off (I said no [no homo]) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Jul 15, 2014 06:10
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killyoureparents posted:I've wondered if I'm gay ever since a 4 hour phone conversation with another boy when I was 8 hahahaha picturing a parent or parents monitoring this situation, no idea what to make of it "what is this poo poo?!!?" My secret is that I like smelling perfume bottles even more than I like smelling it on women
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Jul 15, 2014 06:11
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Nevermind.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:12
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Frostwerks posted:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha they're divorced now
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Jul 15, 2014 06:12
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I'm your daddy op and I'm ashamed
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Jul 15, 2014 06:16
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indigi posted:the next day his then-fiance called me extremely pissed saying he was bawling all afternoon because we made him go to a strip club and he didn't want to go 
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Jul 15, 2014 06:19
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Sometimes I wonder if I suck, believe it or not
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Jul 15, 2014 06:22
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Secks Cauldron posted:You should have taken him to see the Thunder From Down Under. He sounds like he'd be into Australian male strippers. if I were gay none of those dudes would be my type
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Jul 15, 2014 06:27
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:redacted booooooooooo
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Jul 15, 2014 06:27
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i killed 6 million jews
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Jul 15, 2014 06:31
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James Polk posted:i killed 6 million jews ya right
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Jul 15, 2014 06:32
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2, maybe 3 million tops
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when i was 17 i had a traumatic reacharound incident and now get freaked out when anyone hugs me from behind
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