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what sauce are you?
catsup
mustard (all except dijon)
ketchup
bologonese
alfredo
hollandaise
gravy (brown)
gravy (white)
bbq sauce (tomato-based)
bbq sauce (cider-based)
sauce (hot)
sriracha
bacon dressing
ranch
soy
teriaki
jizz (not a sauce, choosing this option is an autoban)
mayonnaise
mayonnaise (chipotle)
mayonnaise (cajun)
pomodoro
aglio e olio
za
hoisin
secret
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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i like to think that the sauce that best reflects me is cider-based bbq sauce. i am a zesty person with a little bit of bite but once you get to know me i am a sweet and welcome friend that will never disappoint


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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

sriracha, because im gay

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im gay

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
the 'spicy' sauce sold at south american chicken places

it doesnt reflect on me as a person I just like that shti a lot

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Carol Pizzamom posted:

the 'spicy' sauce sold at south american chicken places

it doesnt reflect on me as a person I just like that shti a lot

please reflect upon this post and answer per the topic at hand

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

go to some chicken wing place and get the hottest poo poo they got, thats me, so hot the ladies wont touch me

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
semen

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Business Gorillas posted:

please reflect upon this post and answer per the topic at hand

Reflect upon your life and answer to the fact you haven't killed yourself yet.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Secret Aardvark is the poo poo

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Arbys Horsey Sauce because I like to make gently caress with hhorses, ,and vice versa.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Hobohemian posted:

Reflect upon your life and answer to the fact you haven't killed yourself yet.

change all of my posts to this, also change my name to this

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hobohemian posted:

Reflect upon your life and answer to the fact you haven't killed yourself yet.

there are posts that need to be made like the op (and this post) that need to be made to shake the foundations of humanity

i am but a vessel for my riveting and flawless posting

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
first hollandaise because i am tasty

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
25 options, and not a single one is Goku Aioli. Shameful.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I like alfredo. It's good.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Worcestershire sauce, because I am fancy.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



The Casualty posted:

25 options, and not a single one is Goku Aioli. Shameful.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

what the gently caress is hollandiase and is it gay?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



if you're looking for Goku Aioli i'd recommend choosing the "mayonnaise (cajun)" option and then promptly kill yourself on webcam

i need more goon deaths for my twitch.tv channel

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Mole, because of all the moles I am covered with, taint to crown.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i go dry at all times. sometimes i decant barrels of cum into the back of my throat but i dont want to get autobanned.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

apathypuff posted:

Mole, because of all the moles I am covered with, taint to crown.
hm. what's yr t-c molecount?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
As soon as I began readin' ur Q I immediately thought "Worcestershire!". Now I'm realy dissapoint because you neglected to put it on the pole.

Worcestershire represents me perfectly because nobody knows WTF is up with it, me included. Yet its got a no-nonsense bold flavor, not giving a gently caress that nobody seems to know whtat the gently caress is goin on with it. Yet it is also chill and zesty.

If I had my choice itd be like louisiana hot sauce instead, tho.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

a hole-y ghost posted:

hm. what's yr t-c molecount?
I don't keep track of that stuff but the guys at Baja Fresh do. Hole-y Mole-y do I look like a doctor? These slackjawed restauranteurs say they know medicine, so I just do what they say.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
jerk sauce, op

its not an option on your poll

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I am ranch because im fat and sad

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
hot sauce bc i am hot all the time bc i am fat

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


soy sauce because im salty but a lot of peopel still like me

naem
May 29, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7bEytedtE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

GelatinSkeleton posted:

what the gently caress is hollandiase and is it gay?

its loving awesome so... yeas?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
"Daddies Favourite Brown Sauce" sounds like scat incest porn.

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010

hollandaise because am an egg head who is oily

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

apathypuff posted:

I don't keep track of that stuff but the guys at Baja Fresh do. Hole-y Mole-y do I look like a doctor? These slackjawed restauranteurs say they know medicine, so I just do what they say.
hmm the last time I tried to get them to give me a full physical they threw me out of the kitchen. whats the secret code word?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SHISHKABOB posted:

I like alfredo. It's good.

I got so sick on alfredo once I thought I was going to die, so not that one

I'll go with brown gravy, with lumps

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
no piri piri or parsley on here voted 2

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Hendersons Relish

I have a big inferiority complex and I'm ugly.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

I'm ketchup I appear in inappropriate places and ruin perfectly good things much like op

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Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Subliminal Porno Sauce: the only sauce with nanobots built-in to arrange your sauce splatters into obscene pornographic tableaus and verbiage.
Available in mild to snuff; just ask your grocer!

think i found that new username...don't no one steal it while i dick around for a week trying to remember how to make an animated gif, tia

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