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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > what sauce best reflects who you are as a person (semen is not a sauce)
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what sauce are you?
catsup
mustard (all except dijon)
ketchup
bologonese
alfredo
hollandaise
gravy (brown)
gravy (white)
bbq sauce (tomato-based)
bbq sauce (cider-based)
sauce (hot)
sriracha
bacon dressing
ranch
soy
teriaki
jizz (not a sauce, choosing this option is an autoban)
mayonnaise
mayonnaise (chipotle)
mayonnaise (cajun)
pomodoro
aglio e olio
za
hoisin
secret
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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Horseradish. Sometimes OK in small doses.

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 10:50
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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
jelled cranberry sauce because gently caress you gws
* # ? Jul 15, 2014 11:29
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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
 Honey mustard op. I'm both sweet and tangy

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 12:37
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Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
Tartar sauce, cause I get a thin yellowish film that covers me when I sit still for a bit

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 14:38
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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
vodka sauce because i was raised to believe that vodka contains the ghost shadows of my irredeemably intemperate russian ancestors, and by ingesting it i absorb their souls...and their souls taste suspiciously like bukoff...

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



 Did anyone say semen yet?

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 16:08
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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:

concerned mom posted:

no piri piri or parsley on here voted 2

Parsley is a herb mods please ban this troll

* # ? Jul 15, 2014 16:12
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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You didn't even get the 5 mother sauces in the poll, that's pathetic OP. Also, no fish sauce. Just terrible all around.

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
has anyone said gokyu yet that would be funny

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